On May 14 2024, the official Angry Birds Twitter account reposted someone’s tweet with the “I used to jerk off to angry birds” copypasta. The internet made memes about it and they shortly released a statement apologizing for their mistake
I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 l loved angry birds and I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day, I was playing Angry Birds, when all of a sudden, the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it. I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big, long, thick and girthy willy and started jerking I never had felt so good. I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it. That big red bird was so hot and those little blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
Sometimes I fantasize about Storch coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me
Now listen here you lil shit, you know well enough who tf Rem is, I just said it you mf. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem fucking keeps losing her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh, you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking Rem joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance.
Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well who Rem is. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Aqua keeps trying her best and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “wHo’S rEm” or “bLuE - hAiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance. Unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her an actually cares about her
Now listen here you lil shit, you know damn well that Rem isn’t the blue-haired version of Ram. Now here's the fking thing, I've read this joke over a million times already, you still think this is fking funny? Don't you have fucking feelings? Rem is having a serious problem with her identity and all you fuckers do is laugh you sadists, or is the pain turning you insane? Either way if I read one more fucking “WHo’S rEm” or “bLuE-HaiRed rAm” joke, I'll track that bitch down to his lil' tiny basement he lives in his parents' house, you don't wanna imagine what comes next. I have seen enough anime to know over 9000 techniques to kill and torture a bitch. You know what? People like you are worse than an ugly bastard tag, worse than loli lewders. You are the embodiment of among us random player average IQ, except it's still lower somehow. I dare you make that fucking joke again, I double dare you you motherfucker, if you make that joke again, I'll make sure everyone forgets you, which will be fucking easy since you don't mean anything, no one will notice your disappearance, unlike Rem who actually has someone who remembers her and actually cares about her
Its the Favonius weapon memes or “Favge” from Genshin Impact. The weapon generates particles on crit hit making it a good battery for the team.
I FUCKING 👌👿 LOVE 👨💓 FA🅱️ONIUS WEAPONS I LOVE ENERGY 🔌🔌 RECHARGE AND 👏 ENERGY 🔌 PARTICLES I LOVE PERFECT 💯👌 ROTATIONS FUCK 👊🖕 IRON STING🎈 KAZUHA 🙅 FUCK AQUA SIMULACRA YELAN FUCK 👌 SAC BOW 🏹🏹 DIONA YOU 👋❌ GET 1* 〰💦 IN 🚪 THE ABYSS CHAMBER AND 😍🎅 YOUR BURST ISNT ❌❌ FILLED 🔋😩 UP LOSER IF FA🅱️ONIUS IS NOT BIS 🏆 THEN YOUR CHARACTER IS PISS 💦 I 👱👈 WISH 🌠🌠 I 👁 COULD 💖💖 SHOVE 💏 👏👅 ZHONGLI'S FA🅱️ONIUS LANCE UP MY A...
Mfs be like "why can't I get my burst up with Iron Sting Kazuha😔😔" you have no ER bro🧐You know what would solve that⁉️ FAVONIUS WEAPONS💥💥💥
Problems with Xiangling burst not recharging? The art of FA🅱️ONIUS will guide you to the salvation of 36 stars ⭐⭐ FA🅱️ONIUS Bennett, FA🅱️ONIUS Xingqiu, F🅰️🅱️ONIUS Fischl will guide you through these tough times of no ER👌👌 Huh? Overkill ER you say?🤨 You can never have too much ER🥶 Big PP DMG is temporary 😰 Constant and fluid rotations is ETERNAL🗣️🗣️🗣️F🅰️🅱️ONIUS will save your soul.😇 C2 Zhongli in co-op? Look no further than F🅰️🅱️ONIUS LANCE, keep your local Xiao and Hu Tao from dying today 🙏🙏 Huh? 40 Cost Burst you say? ER NO🅱️LESSE for the MAXIMUM BUFFS🔥🔥 1 hit of a Fa🅱️ GREATSWORD and Chongus will be bursting .1 seconds after cooldown ends👍👍PRAISE ENERGY RECHARGE💯💯💯LOVE AND CHERISH PROPER ROTATIONS🎉
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of fav. I try to use crit weapons. Fav is better. I try to use 5* weapons. Fav is better. I try to use other ER weapons. Fav gives more energy. I try not to use Sac. I want to play Iron Sting Kazuha. His best build uses fav. I want to play Yelan, Shenhe. They both want fav. It grabs me by the throat. I farm for it. I pull on the weapon banner for it. I give it crit rate. It isn't satisfied. I pull Elegy. "That's not enough er" It tells me. "Put me on more characters." It grabs all my supports and forces them to throw themselves off enemies. "You just need to give me more crit rate. I can generate energy more reliably at R5." I can't pull on the weapon banner, I don't have enough primogems. It grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." It grabs Barbara. It says "Barbara, excommunicate him from the Church of Favonius." There is no hint of sadness in their eyes. Nothing but pure, clear energy particles. What a cruel world
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