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I bet your dad is so disappointed.

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    I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at target and work and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like 3 times a month. It’s always the same though isn’t it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. “I’m working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off”. But there is no app, is there. There’s no hope. Just loneliness.

    School if it was epic

      8:30 (before school): Watching Skibidi Toilet with friends
      
      9am: Little dark age edit making class
      
      10am: Rizzonomics Class (Kai Cenat is teacher)
      
      11am: Looksmaxxing class
      
      12am: Lunch (McDonalds grimace shake from Ohio)
      
      1pm: Bussin Gyatt Studies
      
      2pm: Ohio History
      
      3pm: L Rizz Awareness Seminar
      
      4pm: Baltimore Language class

      Killer fish from San Diego

        Killer fish.. Killer fish from San Diego.. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish! Hello! I'll be your killer fish for the evening, Thank you.

        My bf told me that I remind him of a reinsannce painting

          My long distance bf (18m) told me that I (18f) remind him of a reinsannce painting and that I was very pale and I told him I didn’t take that as a compliment and he said why not its “hot” and told me he was hard and that he wants me to be his mona lisa and he will paint me with his oils.
          
          and then we started sexting and he said “does thou want me to cometh inside thy”
          
          it didn’t stop there he went on to talk shakespearan for the rest of what felt like 2 hours saying things like “I want to breedeth thee”, “alloweth me to fondle thy plump bosoms” at one point he called me Elizabeth and told me to call him Henry VII of England… and wanted me to compliment him on how good of a monarch he is
          
          I got really uncomfortable and expressed it to him and he got mad and said I killed the mood and he hopes I get the bubonic plague… we haven’t talked since

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