Stick figure sex
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It’s pretty self evident once you think about it. They are merchants who love emeralds (their currency) and they have big noses. Golems are a part of jewish tradition; it is said that the most powerful rabbis were able to summon golems, so the fact that villagers can summon them too also adds to the theory. It is also worth mentioning how the player is incentivised to build camps where villagers are kept in horrible conditions, and those who can’t work are discarded.My girlfriend is autistic and it’s great
I have an autistic shut-in girlfriend. It's great.
She has no friends. Zero. She wears no makeup. She spends her free time writing erotic fanfiction and other teenage girl crap even though she's close to 30 now.
She's attracted to vampires and werewolves and dragons and weird stuff like that. This is another reason I know she'll never leave me unless I abuse her or give her an actual REASON to. She's not attracted to humans.
She let me fuck her whenever I want because she loves and cares about me and because she enjoys the physical act of sex but she fantasizes that I'm something else other than human when I fuck her. I don't mind. Whatever makes her happy.
I'm aware of how this relationship sounds but she's assured me that she wants to be with me. I've told her that she doesn't have to have sex with me in order to stay with me but she wants to. We sleep in separate bedrooms because she wants her own space and I can't stand sleeping with someone.
Our relationship is weird but it works. To be honest I don't like women. I don't hate them but I just don't find them appealing or interesting at all. My girlfriend doesn't look or act like a woman though which is great for me. She owns 4 pairs of shoes (one for summer, one for winter, and a spare of each).
She's like a shut-in bro who shares most of my hobbies and interests, one of them being sex. I really can't imagine a better relationship.What do you mean you have a “breeding” fetish?
What do you mean you have a "breeding" fetish? You mean you get turned on by the idea of impregnating a girl? Newsflash pal, THAT'S CALLED BEING A NORMAL FUCKING PERSON. I swear to god you virgins are so fucking gooned out on porn that we have come full circle to the point where you think it's "kinky" to do THE MOST BASIC FOUNDATIONAL FUCKING THING IN THE ENTIRE REPRODUCTIVE PROCESS. Stop trying to make literally the most vanilla concept in all of sex that EVERY FUCKING PERSON HAS DONE FOR ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY EVEN YOUR OWN BORING-ASS PARENTS part of your weird fucking incel discord beta-cuck depravityGreat. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted.
Great. I fucking cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me cum in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My cum filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me cum even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own cum with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.if i see ONE more en passant meme i’m going to chop my fucking balls off.
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASEGeometry Dash
holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more poorly drawn normal difficulty meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire comm is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha its the poorly drawn normal difficulty face from that one tweet" STOP. and the WORST part is that the faces were actually funny for like a few days and it got fucking ruined in like a hour because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE