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Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift.

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    Ha that’s nice liberal, I see they got you workin the easy shift. Not me, I’m going in for my 36 hour shift at the ball brushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That’s right, every day I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I’m hoping for a new company record, 6.1 trillion newtons exerted directly on my BALLS. I’m hopin to win the company gift card. $25 at macys, so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed balls. That I got from the ball crushing factory. I don’t even know what’s going on down there anymore, I’m scared to look.
    Ha, that's nice Liberal. I see they got you working the easy shift. Not me. I'm going in for my 36 hour shift at the BALL crushing factory, where they crush my BALLS. That's right, everyday I slap these puppies up there on the hydraulic press and have more than 6 trillion Newtons of force exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to go for a new company record. 6.1 trillion Newtons exerted directly onto my BALLS. I'm hopin' to win the company gift card. $25 at Macy's so my girlfriend could get a nice pair of headphones, and not have to listen to me whine about my crushed BALLS that I got from the BALL crushing factory. I don't even know what's going on down there anymore. I'm scared to look...

    I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect?

      Its a comment from ProfessionalBox (a retired elite osu! mapper) on the map The Pretender back in 2017. The community made it into a copypasta and you’ll sometimes come across it in other maps.

      I mean if you go and map The Pretender then what do you expect? It has such a big status as a turning point in the mapping meta that you can't avoid being compared. In my honest opinion there are songs that are tied to such grand maps that they should be given a status where they are not allowed to be ranked if mapped by someone else (The Pretender being one of them). That being said I haven't looked at the map so I have no opinion on it, because the quality of the map is irrelevant in this matter. This is about preserving history of osu! and therefore I hope that this doesn't become a trend in the future.

      You have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball.

        Wrecking Ball copypasta

        Created by u/cookiedou3 for r/WreckingBallMains, its the Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Wrecking Ball from Overwatch 2.

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Wrecking Ball. The gameplay is extremely nuanced, and without a solid grasp of geometry and physics most of the tech will go over a typical player's head. There's also Ball's intellectual outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Berdyaev Nikolai literature, for instance. The Ball mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these techs, to realize that they're not just effective- they say something deep about GAMING. As a consequence people who dislike Wrecking Ball truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fun in Ball's iconic catchphrase "Wrecking Ball: Online." which itself is a cryptic reference to Kropotkin's Russian epic A Factor of Evolution. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lee Bradley Baker's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes by the way, I DO have a Wrecking Ball tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 comp ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

        Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔

          Mom only uses my brother’s pics on WhatsApp. Her reason crushed me.💔💔🥀🥀😔
          byu/hzllxhound_78 inTeenIndia
          Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔

The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!" 💔💔💔 TS BROKE MY HEART SM!! 😭 I said, “I didn’t know being a girl was this much of a disappointment............ AND THEN Y'KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.......SHE SAID NOTHING. SHE DIDN'T ANSWERED...💔💔🥀🥀🥀 THAT MONKEY PMO SM LIKE WHENEVER I OPEN MY WHATSAPP I SEE HIS PHOTO ON MY MOM'S DP AND ALSO MY DAD'S DP!!🥀🥀🥀🥀

          HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡

            NOOOO ⛓😈😈😈🤬😡👺 HOW🤷‍♀️ DARE 👺 YOU👊 HIT MY SKBIDI ALPHA DUKE DENNIS KITTEN 😡⛓😈🤬🤬🤬⛓⛓ _you'll pay for this..._ *alpha scratches your neck and you fell down* THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER ‼🤬⛓⛓⛓⛓👺⛓ *you get up and hit my kitten and my kitten pass out* GASP! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS YOU BETA PLUH!! *alpha charges a duke dennis power and shoots you and you die* DONT 🚫🚫🚫❌❌ UNDERASTIMATE😡😡 THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE MEWING ALPHA OMEGA SKIBIDI RIZZLER 😂😂🤬🤬👺👺⛓⛓⛓⛓

            Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks

              malaking epekto sa boston celtics ang pagkawala ni jison titum🥀sa kanilang lineup dahil sa game six natalo sila sa new york knicks kung kamakailan si jison Tatum🥀😭 nagkaroon ng injury dahilan hindi sya nakararo💯 sa game six at nayari na sila sa kamay ng new york knicks sa boston celtics fans end season na ang ating team pahinga muna🗣️magpalakas💯 para sa next season, for the new york knicks sasabak ulit tayo parang naging butas karayon ang ating dadaanan bago makamtan ang inaasam asam na ang trophy or kampyonato💯 sa eastern conference.💯💯💯🗣️😭
              Malaking epiktu😭😥 sa bustun siltiks ang pagkawala ni jisun titum😞🤯 sakanilang line up nila dahil sa gim 6 natalo sila sa Nyu yurk niks😫😫 kung kamakailan si jisun titum nagkaroon ng injuri dahilan😭😭🥀🥀 Hindi sya nakalaro sa gim 6 at nayari na sila sa kamay ng Nyu yurk niks🫰🤯😫😭 at sa bustun siltiks pans ind sison na ang ating tim😢😢😭😭🥀🥀😞

              English translate

              The loss of Jayson Tatum from their lineup had a big impact on the Boston Celtics because in game six they lost to the New York Knicks. Recently, Jayson Tatum had an injury that caused him to miss game six and they were done for by the New York Knicks. Boston Celtics fans, the season is over. Our team needs to rest first. Let's get stronger. For the New York Knicks, we will compete again. It seems like we have a long way to go before we achieve the trophy or championship we are hoping for in the Eastern Conference.