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I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

    Started from the r/github subreddit, the original post has since became a copypasta and meme within the programming community.

    I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say
    
    I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation
    
    WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

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    I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! I just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS

    I have a math fetish.

      I have a math fetish. Nothing makes me hornier than calculus and statistics. This makes math class hard for me because I have to sit through the whole class with no way to relieve my urges. Instead of porn, I jerk off to my math textbook and my parents have noticed. They wish I would just watch porn like a normal child but I can't get off without thinking about math. My boyfriend left me because I would shout mathematical formulas during sex. This came to its worst today when my calc and stats teachers were having a discussion of the calculus of the normal curve and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom because I just couldn't handle it. It's ruining my education and my life.

      I’m sick of Ruan Mei

        Based on the Xiangling copypasta from Genshin Impact.

        I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Ruan Mei. I try to play Tingyun. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play pela. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I try to play Bronya. My Ruan Mei provides more damage. I want to play Jingliu. Her best team has Ruan Mei. I want to play Kafka, Topaz. They both want Ruan Mei.
        
        She grabs me by the throat. I babysit creations for her. I kill an emanator for her. I give her S5 memories of the past. She isn't satisfied. I pull Past self in mirror for her. "I don't need this effect if my ult will still take 4 turns" She tells me. "Give me any 5% err planar ornament set." She grabs my sustain and forces them to receive every point of damage from enemies. "You just need an err rope. I can do a 3 turn ult rotation without external energy sources."
        
        “Pull e1” she says. I can't pull e1, I don't have enough Stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her Ruan. She says "Sound lingers." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, 68% damage boost, 50% weakness break efficiency and 25% res pen. What a cruel world.

        You will never be a real Nazi

          Based on the original YWNBAW or ‘You will never be a woman‘ copypasta that started from 4chan.

          You will never be a real nazi. You have no gas chambers, you have no mass execution pits, you have no political power. You are a 14-year old boy warped by internet lunatics and attempting to be unique and edgy into a crude mockery of a non-existent regime.
          
          All the “political support” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish beliefs behind closed doors.
          
          People are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of political evolution have allowed people to realise your actual intentions. Even white nationalists that couch their language in enough plausible deniability. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to win one election, you’ll lose the second people inevitably find a videotape of you ranting about racist nonsense.
          
          You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
          
          Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a self-hating minority is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably non-white.
          
          This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

          Doritos Dew it right ERROR! Please drink a verification can

            ‘Doritos Dew it right!’ started as a 4chan post in 2013 describing our dystopian future ruled by corporations and ads. The copypasta has since became more popular due to the prevalence of ads in the internet and social media.

            -2018
            
            -wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing video games
            
            -excited to play some halo 2k19
            
            -"xbox on"
            
            -...
            
            -"XBOX ON"
            
            -"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right!"
            
            -"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
            
            -"ERROR! Please drink a verification can"
            
            -reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
            
            -only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
            
            -still feeling sick from the 14
            
            -force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot"
            
            -xbox does nothing
            
            -i attempt to smile
            
            -"Connecting to verification server"
            
            -...
            
            -"Verification complete!"
            
            -finally
            
            -boot up halo 2k19
            
            -finding multiplayer match...
            
            -"ERROR! User attempting to steal online gameplay!"
            
            -my mother just walked in the room
            
            -"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?"
            
            -"NO!"
            
            -"Console entering lock state!"
            
            -"to unlock drink verification can"
            
            -last can
            
            -"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
            
            -drink half the can, oh god im going to be sick
            
            -pour the last half out the window
            
            -"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
            
            -the mountain dew ad plays
            
            -i have to dance for it -feeling so sick
            
            -makes me sing along
            
            -dancing and singing
            
            -"mountain dew is for me and you"
            
            -throw up on my self
            
            -throw up on my tv and entertainment system
            
            -router shorts
            
            -"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
            
            -"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"