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Linux GIMP

    GIMP user getting beat up
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    >using linux in front of class mates
>teacher says "Ok students, now open photoshop"
>start furiously typing away at terminal to install Wine
>Errors out the ass
>Everyone else has already started their classwork
>I start to sweat
>Install GIMP
>"Umm...what the fuck is THAT anon?" a girl next to me asks
>I tell her its GIMP and can do everything that photoshop does and IT'S FREE!
>"Ok class, now draw use the shape tool to draw a circle!" the teacher says
>I fucking break down and cry and run out of the class
>I get beat up in the parking lot after school

    Jerma Burger

      Jerma eating a burger
      Clip
      I’ll try a bite, and we’ll see. *clears throat* Okay, I’m gonna go for a bite!

…

Oh my god… Oh my god… *giggles* It’s so good.. Oh my god…..

It’s good. It’s- it’s ok. It’s good. Mmm. Let me try another bite and find out.

*giggles* Oh my god…. Oh my god… Oh my god… It’s good…

*laughs maniacally with fries in mouth*

      Mahito

        Mahito's Mahitussy
        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female curse breeding, Mahito is the most compatible for humans? Not only is she a curse born from humanity, Mahito is a curse with a very close resemblance to a human being. This implies that she has the right equipment to handle human dicks and with her impressive durability feats and cursed energy reserves, you can be rough with her. She also has her cursed technique and idle transfiguration which allows her to manipulate her own anatomy as well as your anatomy in order to give an amazing experience. No other curse comes close to this level of compatibility. Also fun fact, Mahito is the only character who is able to give a handjob within a blowjob. Mahito is literally built as a sex doll. Human like form + high durability+ cursed energy+ idle transfiguration means she can take cocks inall shapes and sizes and still come for more.

        How can I increase the amount of ads on YouTube?

          I love the ads, they're interesting, profound, and give sound reasons to part with money for some course teaching me how to make money on the stock market. Is there an a way to increase the ads?

I'm a watcher of YouTube, not a creator.

          I’ve become Eren Jaeger

            Eren Jaeger

            Origin

            The Eren Jaeger copypasta started from a post in 4chan and has since became a meme within the Attack on Titan community. Fun fact, the words ‘戦い, 戦い’ mentioned in the copypasta actually translate to ‘penis penis’ in english.

            I've become so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.

I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.

When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight fight in american.)

I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut the fuck up Hange.

I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.

When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.

When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.

I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.

            “I use Linux as my operating system,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man.

              "I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you wont be for long."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

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