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Vanguard Invasive Anticheat

    I’m sorry to hear that you uninstalled [Good Game] because of the [Invasive Spyware] requirement. I understand your concern about spyware, but I can assure you that [Invasive Spyware] is not spyware. It is a custom "game security" software designed by [Marketing Company Majority Owned by the CCP] to uphold the highest levels of competitive integrity for their games, such as [Good Game] and [Other Game]. [Invasive Spyware] only runs [24/7] and [Continues] running when you exit the game2. It also [Questionably] respects your privacy and data, and you can find more details about what data it uses and collects here1. [No Link]
    
    [Invasive Spyware] is necessary to prevent [Largely Unseen Problem] in [Good Game], especially after the security breach in [Random Date]. It also ensures that all players have a fair and enjoyable gaming experience [By installing Invasive Spyware]. If you want to play [Good Game] again, you will need to enable [Invasive Spyware] on your computer. You can find more information on how to do that here3.[No Link] If you have any issues or questions, you can contact [Marketing Company Majority Owned by the CCP's] support team here1.[No Link]
    
    I hope this helps you understand why [Invasive Spyware] is required for [Good Game]. I appreciate your feedback and I hope you have a great day.

    Dolphin Pussy Jelly

      So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions “Dolphin Pussy Jelly.” Scientists were like “holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science.” So the scientists collected a sample of said Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate’s dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to like in a world where this is a commercial product. I want I to say “you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of “Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly,” and just fucking cum myself to death.

      DDLC I’ve come to make an announcement

        The DDLC copypasta originated from the Eggman’s Announcement copypasta that was based on an old Sonic meme video.

        Natsuki: “ive come to make an announcement, Yuri Doki Doki is a bitchass motherfucker, she pissed on that fucking poem, thats right, she took her sticky fuckin creepy pen out, and pissed on that fucking poem. And she said it was “this yellow” and i said “thats disgusting” so im making a callout piece on the tsundere paper. Yuri Doki Doki, youve got a small poem. Its the size of this wallnut except way smaller. And guess what? This is what my poem looks like. Thats right baby, all poem, no fried squid, no gentle door openings, look at that, it looks like two manga and a literature. She stabbed herself, so guess what? IM GONNA STAB THE CLUB. Thats right, thats what you get: MY SUPER LASER POEM!! Except my dad is not gonna beat me, he’s gonna go higher, HES BEATING THE MOON! How do you like that Monika? HE BEAT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! you have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRROPLLLLLLETS hit the poem, now get out of my sight before she pisses on you too
        I've come to make an announcement. Yuri is a psychotic yandere wannabe! She pissed on her poem! That's right, she shoved it right into my hands with blood stains, piss marks and everything. She said she loved me THIS MUCH.
        
        And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Yuri, your love for me is totally lust. It's like Claude Frollo's relationship with Esmeralda except WAY more lustful. And guess what, here's what true romantic poetry looks like:
        
        That's right! All passion, no profanities, no manipulation. Look at it, it's marital love and full commitment!
        
        She contaminated my skin so guess what, I'm decontaminating this club. That's right this is what you get! MY ANTI-ROMANCE BLEACH! Except I'm not just cleansing the club. I'm gonna go higher. I'm cleansing the GAME SCRIPT!
        
        How do you like THAT Monika? I removed all romance elements from the GAME SCRIPT, you yandere! You have 24 hours until the changes become permanent. Now get out of my sight, before I mess with your personalities too!

        Dear Meowskulls, how would you feel if I laid on your back

          Meowskulls from Fortnite
          Dear Meowskulls;
          
          How would you feel if I laid on your back, with your hands tied above your head, with your soft body pulled far enough down that you can't even move your hands; having your thighs griped and your calves put on my shoulders, having your knees pushed into your chest as I bite up on your shoulder and neck, while you can't even fight back with all your weight on your back, as your tight ass gets stretched open by my big cock. Just as you're getting used to my rock hard tip, you feel 5 inches just trust into you stretching you wider than you've gone before. Just poking the roof of your bussy, with your prostate getting nicely and firmly pushed into, your soft moans barely able to be heard by me due to your labored breathing as I tease your boycock as I fuck you. Finally when you think I've gotten close I pull it out and leave the room with you still tied up. I come back later when you're all calmed down and your cock is flacid; but I'm still hard as ever, this time I grab your hips and flip you over, your restraints pulling harder than ever, not even letting you rest your chest, and your head weighs down in exhaustion. As I cuff both of your paws to aposing sides of the bed, I grip your now dry ass and spread it with my hands sticking my mildly lubed hands deep into your ass, griping your donut and pulling it open. I spit into your asshole before burying my face in it, then you feel something sharp and hard go into your ass. As I spray whipped cream deep inside, then with my tongue and face I push as far and deep as I can trying retrieve more and more from your perfect ass. Finally I spit into your ass again before glazing both the in and outside of your xe/xer ass with bad dragon cum lube before spraying more whipped cream. Now as you feel it slide in it doesn't come as a shock or hurt, it just goes in to the 5 girthy inches you got used to before. This time and you're laying there exhausted from our first session, not able to rest your suspended head or chest you feel my wide arms wrap around your chest and back, my hands reaching for your boytittys and shoulders. You flinch in a pleasurable pain as I sink my teeth into your shoulder, and traps slowly moving up biting up on your neck. You hear me softly whispering stuff to you, but can't really tell what I'm saying; you can just tell it's me worshiping your ass. As I'm fucking you slowly I work up to thrusting harder and faster. You start feeling what you thought was the base of my dick pop inside, another 2-3 inches about twice as girth as the first 5 goes deep inside you, almost tearing your donut as you feel my cock and lube fill your tight ass and hit your prostate at the right angle. A bit of pre cum drips off your cock, as you feel your ass tighting back up against the base of my knot. I keep fucking you but it's not as deep this time you just feel the knot pressed deep in you pulling and pushing on your tight hole. Suddenly as I bite harder into your neck you feel line after line of hot rope squirt inside of you, finally you feel me stop pumping as I put all my weight on your chest and back putting weight on your constraints. You think I'm asleep but I'm still rock hard. You determined to get your own pleasure start humping me feeling all my hot cum and lube slosh inside of you; suddenly after 10ish minute of humping as hard as you could you hear me whimpering/moaning as you feel more hot squirts inside of you. You cum as hard as you can with all that pent up cum making a mess all over our bed.
          
          Yall feel me on this?

          Overlord Ainz-sama

            Ainz Ooal Gown
            Yesterday I was looking browsing through Walmart on my mobility scooter(a Divine equipment). And I came across a model of a skeleton but something just seemed off about it then I realized what’s wrong. It had a almost uncanny resemblance to Ainz-sama. And something clicked inside of my mind. THAT BITCH, God has stolen the great and wonderful designs of Ainz-sama and made his own inferior copy. And guess what?!? He did not even credit the Great Maruyama at all for coming up with the designs of skeletons. And he thought he was so smart that he even traveled back in time before Overlord was made and made everyone believe that he was the creator of skeletons. But I, with my infinite intellect know far better who the original creator was. So I quickly grabbed some chicken tendies(a powerful regen item), honey mussy( another item that is used with the chicken tendies would boost its effects) and choccy milky( stamina and speed potion). And I casted a 8 th tier magic on my mobility scooter to speed it up. And I quickly drove my way to the nearest Church.
            
            I confronted the priest asked him to tell God that I know where he got the ideas of skeletons from. And that he better credit Maruyama for his ideas. But he dared had the gall to call me INSaNE?!?? And that God invented it before Maruyama. I then tried to counter by saying God traveled back in time to make it seem like he made it first but that priest just dismissed me. Now thoroughly enraged and knowing priest is also involved in this. I know what I must do, I must defeat all enemies of Ainz-sama even god himself. I let out the Cry of Banshee dealing damage to everyone around me. The priest tried to push me, I laugh as how could a measly level 50 priest best I a level 500 pounds in strength. This where he made his fatal mistake by coming closer the priest entered the range of my Pestilence Aura a passive ability that does poison damage to those around me. When he took a breath he reeled back in horror at my power, saying, “You smell like absolute shit” or “I gonna be sick”. He tried desperately to cast holy magic to purify himself but he was too late. During that gap in time a managed to cast my super tier spell ( Steel Rampage) directly running him over with my mobility scooters Defeating him in a single move. The people around where stunned by my show of force and quickly retreated some calling for help. Satisfied with my victory. I Went on my way to my lair to try to comprehend the greatness of Ainz-sama.
            
            But that was not be, it seemed that priest had some friends. Two high level beings called ‘police officers’ were trying to capture and punish me. I tried to defend my actions saying God dare to disgrace such a holy work like Overlord and I had to get revenge. But they had none of it, then something that makes by blood boil with rage till this day, one of them said…, “isn’t it that gay shit called anime?”. That is it… I felt nothing then a boiling ocean of rage washed over me. THeY DARE!??!??!? Call me a “fat retard”, “looser”, “pedophile”, “anime fag”, I can take that but I cannot let them show such disrespect to Overlord. I originally wanted to resolve this peacefully as I am someone with a gentle heart but I cannot them say such a thing and get away with it. I let out a war cry again casting ( Cry of Banshee) and expanded my Pestilence Aura by shitting myself. I reached into my pants and grabbed globs of toxic fireballs a 8 th rank spell. And started launching it at them one of them managed to dodge but the other wasn’t so lucky. As I hit him right in the face. He immediately fell to the floor screaming,”Oh god it fucking burns” or “it’s in my mouth”. The other one seeing his ally in such a state immediately called for help. Here I casted my super tier spell (Steel Rampage) but I made a fatal mistake. Some toxic fire balls got into the wheels of my mobility scooter and I slipped and fell out of it. Now without my divine item, my movement speed fell back down to almost zero and I layed on the hard pavement and realized I just lost.
            
            The cops managed to arrest me but they needed a high level item called a forklift to capture me. And sent me to the world called Prison for a day where I was released because I was “ mentally retarded”. Now here I am in my coom cave sobbing. I have realized something, us Overlord fans are a oppressed group of people. God stole the hard work of Maruyama and when I seeked retribution I was met with a harsh slap. We will be silenced no longer!!!!!!! We need to spread the mistreatment and oppression of Overlord fans. We will no longer be victims of society!!!!

            okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers.

              This MLP panel is from an old comic called ‘Master Chief and Luna Hanging Out’, it was 99 pages of early 2010’s DeviantArt nonsense that disappeared when the artist, thet7770ify, deleted their account. This is one of the few surviving panels and comic is actually considered as lost media.

              okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are