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Valentines Day

    👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂
    What's 🆙⬆my SLUTS😈❤💦? ? I know 🎉🎈TWENTY DICKSTEEN🎊🎉 just started ⏰✔ BUT 💘FUCKuary 👉👌 is cumming 💦💦up s👀n so grab 💋💋 those sexy 🔓singles and stick some 🌷🌷flowers in that vase 😈of yours and let 😇CUPID😇 stick his 💘💘arrows inside 👌 uuu Send 💌💌this to 1🅾 of your sweet 👅lollipops 🍭🍭if u get 🅾🅾back you're single this Valentines day💔💔 if u get 🅾5 back you're a Saint 💕💖Valentines Slut 💋💓 if you get 1🅾 back you get 😇😇💖💘 Cupids 😇 cute COCK🍆💦💖👉👌 tonight hurry up 🕛🕧🕐🕜🕝time to get that FRESH😈😙 Valentine love 💕😇🍆💦💦💦
    Know 👀🤓 what 🤨 day 🗓️ it is💥 today📆❓ it 😶 is ✊🏻 valentines 🙊😻 day 😍🤪👅💋❤️ let's 🙌🏻 get pegged 🤭😳🍆🚼 in the ass 🍑🍌🔞 today 🙊 so that 😳 we 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏼‍♂️ are unable 🌝 to walk 👨🏼‍🦽 all 💯 month 🗓️👅. And 👀 if you 🙋🏻‍♀️are alone 😩😳😭 today 📆, think 💭 of your 😊 special 😲😍 someone 🤩 and 💲wank 😜✊🏻off 😫💦 Just know 🤓 that you 🙋🏼‍♂️ are 💥 loved ❤️🧡❣️💕💞💖💖💘💝
    To the TAKEN HOES 💍😛 and the SINGLE SLUTS 💃🏻💅🏼, it’s VALEN-TIME to SLURP 😩💦, FUCK 🌮⬅️🍆, & SUCK 💦‼️🔥 that dumb bitch CUPID 💘🙊 is gonna be shooting 👀 his arrows 🏹 into some bussy 👌🏼 and coochie 🍪 TODAY‼️ If you wanted to get some SWEET 🍬 LOVING 😻 or some ROUGH FUCKING 💦🍆😩, you need to tell his BITCH ASS EXXXACTLY 😤 what you WANT 💁🏻‍♀️💯👅. TELL HIM you want to SUCK 👅💦 your crush 😍 like a yogurt tube 🍦🤤 and get RAILED 🛤 sideways ➡️ TELL HIM you want to be SWIMMING 🏊🏻‍♀️ in those YUMMY CUMMIES 🤤💦 and RIDING that DICK 🍆😩 ALL NIGHT LONG 🌙🌃. Send this 💌 to 🔟 of the DIRTIEST HOES YOU KNOW 🙋🏻‍♀️ if you want Cupid to help you get RAWED for V-DAY 💕😩 if you get less than 3️⃣ back, Cupid said your coochie 🌮 AINT TASTYYY 😩👎🏼❌ if you get 6️⃣ back, eXXXpect to get some DICK for DINNER 🍆🌮🍽 if you get more than 9️⃣ back, you BETTER BE READY 😤 to get FUCKED IN 6️⃣9️⃣ DIFFERENT WAYS TONIGHT 😏😛 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BITCHES 🔥✌🏼💕
    PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET THAT V READY 😏👅👅 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 💦💦👀 FROM DADDY 😏😩 CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹❤️ FOR YO ASS 💘💘 DONT FOR GET TO STICK 😱👀 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 IN A VASE AND TIE UP 😏😩 THOSE PRESENTS 👅💦 BECAUSE FUCKUARY 😜😉 IS SHORT SO GET IN A QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦💦 BEFORE ITS OVER! SEND TO 14 OF YO HOES OR BE ALONE THIS V DAY 😳😰😰
    it’s 📅👉Get Fucced February👈👀THOTS 😵🍆💦that🙌means 💘🤪 Valentine’s💖 👉👌Day is 💦CUMming 😤 up‼️destroy😱 Dick 🍆😵December 🤣may have😝ended🤪but🧐 Fibonacci 🔢February✔️is💦🤩COMING🤤in full👏force👊 SEND📩 THIS TO 📬fiVe5️⃣ of😍ur🍌💦sLutTiest🍆🍑 friends to ⛪️bless🙏 👉yourself😝with 💘love💝and 🍆dicc😤this💦month👀end🔚the➡️chain🔗and☝️you’ll be😳cursed😱 with🙅‍♀️no❌daddies👨‍🌾for a 😰whole😩 year😣
    Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇‍♂️😳❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 and that means its Saint 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮‍💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝
    Got no chocolate 0️⃣🍫🍫🍫on VALENTINE'S 2️⃣💝1️⃣4️⃣? WELL NOT TO WORRY😔 MY DEAR FARMING TOOLS😈😈, because it's time for FOREVER ♾️♾️♾️FAP 💦🍌🤏FEBRUARY2️⃣!!! Whip out your GLIZZY🥵🥵 and FAP😧🥴😩✊🍆🌊🌊🌊🌊🧻till you're DIZZY🤪 because it's time🕒🔜 to train🏋️ your French🤮🤮🤮 CHIPOLATA🍗 into a German🇩🇪😈 BRATWURST🍗🍗🍗
    It's FUCK-uary 1️⃣4️⃣ you thirsty sluts 🥵 and you know 🧠 what that means 🧐. 🌹 IT'S V DAY 🌹 !!! And I'm not talking 🗣️ about 🅿️USSY 😹 I'm talking about SAINT 😇 VALENTINE ✝️♥️ bending you over 🥲 and 🤜 shoving Cupids 💘👼 arrow deep ☝️inside 🤪 until you BURST 🤯💥. It's the wettest 💦 hottest ☀️ day of the year 🗓️ so get those 👗 clothes OFF 😏 get 🔛 that DICK and get sprayed 🍆💦 down all 😀 day 😛 long 🤤. May all you straight ♂️♀️ bitches 💅 get that PUSSY 🐈 all you GAY bitches 🌈 get that 🅱️USSY 🍑 and all you car guys get that CUSSY 🚗🍆🥵.

Send this to 🔟 of your sexiest skanks 👙👉👌 If you get 0️⃣ back you're 💦 cumming 💦 alone 😥 all day 😰 Get 5️⃣ back and Cupid 🏹 will split 💔 your ass in half 🍑 😱 Get 🔟 back and ⚜️♥️ Saint Valentine 🌹 will spread ✌️ you open wide 😳 and FILL 💧 you up with his 🍆♥️ love ♥️🍆 all year long 🤤😭
    💘Fuckuary is cummin💦 you bitches. You know what that means❓time to suck on a BIG OL LOLLIPOP🍭😋💦❗️Our main daddy CUPID👼🏼 and has to cum shoot his arrow♐️ in u🍆 for all you naughty little cupid sluts 😉. Send this to 🔟 of ur naughty little cupid sluts who are in need😩 of a BIG ARROW IN THEIR 🐯💦 from Daddy Cupid💖 or u won't get any 💝Valentine's cummies💘 this year🙊🙅🏼.
    ❤️🌹Roses are Red ❤️ Ballsacks are blue 💙 if he’s busy tonight.. 🗓 his side hoe is YOU! 😭😭😭

👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS 💞💞 Today📆 is February 👠WHORE-teenth💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID 💘 is 💦cumming💦 for YOU! 💞😘❤️ He’s been ✊🏼 YANKING ✊🏼😩 on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯SHOOT 💞 his load 😩👅 right into you! 😋 So Daddy Cupid 💞 draw 🔙 your bow 🏹 💘 and let those🤣 CUMMIES 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW 💦 FLOW ➡️💞💞 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 😈 SLUTTIEST 😈 Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ and take 🤤 EVERYTHING 😵😵 he’s got 🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌 this to 1️⃣4️⃣💄😍 ValenHOE’s 💁🏼‍♀️ you know will get DICKED DOWN tonight! 😘
    HEY👋 YOU👋 ARE YOU UPSET😤😭💔 YOU WON’T GET ANY DICK🍆 VAG🌮✌️ OR ASS🍑 THIS VALENTINE’S DAY💘💘 WELL👏 YOU👏 ARE👏 IN👏 LUCK👏 TODAY📆 IS THE IDES OF FEBRUARY 👉😏👉 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🙌😨‼️ IT IS LUPERCALIA🎊 THE ROMAN FESTIVAL🎉🎉 THE CHURCH⛪️✝️ PEGGED🍆🍆 TO THE LEGEND OF ST VALENTINE 🙅‍♂️😇 WHY GOD GOTTA BE A COCKBLOCK❌🍆❌ EVER WONDER🤔 WHERE THE “FEBRUA”😩 IN FEBRUARY😫 CUMS🤤🍾💦💦💦 FROM⁉️ TAKE OUT YOUR STYLUS✏️ AND TABULA RASA🗒 AND GET READY TO TAKE SOME NOTES📝 CUZ THIS SHIT💩💩 IS ABOUT TO GET EDUCATIONAL🤓🤓 JUST HOW HARDCORE💯💯💯 WAS THIS ANCIENT PAGAN HOLIDAY¿¿🏺🔮HERE’S A HINT: NAKED ROMANS 🔞🔞🔞 TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ TOGA❗️ NAMED AFTER THE LUPERCAL, THE CAVE🕳 WHERE THE TWIN FOUNDERS OF ROME🏛 ROMULUS ET REMUS👬 WERE SUCKLED🤗🤗 BY THE SHE-WOLF🐺 MMM DAT MILKY MILKY MILK🍼🍼 INSIDE THE CAVE THE RITUAL👹🕯 WOULD BEGIN WITH TWO NAKED🤫 LUPERCI PRIESTS SACRIFICING ☠️👻 A GOAT🐐 AS A REPRESENTATION OF SEXUALITY👅🍒 AND A DOG🐕 RIP CERBERUS🦴 THE TWO PRIESTS WOULD USE THE CEREMONIAL DAGGER🔪 TO SMEAR BLOOD🩸 ON EACH OTHER’S FOREHEAD🤦‍♂️ AND WIPE IT AWAY👋 WITH MILK-SOAKED WOOL🥛🐑 WHILE LAUGHING😆😅 AFTER EATING THE SACRIFICIAL GOAT🍽🥢 THE PRIESTS WOULD CUT THE HIDE INTO STRIPS✂️ AND FASHION SOME INTO THONGS 🩲👙🔛 THE PRIESTS WOULD THEN RUN🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️ AROUND THE CITY👀🙈🍆🍆🍆 USING THE REMAINING BLOODY GOAT STRIPS😳🙄 AS INSTRUMENTS💉 OF PURIFICATION, OR “FEBRUA”😱🤯😵 WOMEN WOULD WELCOME THE LASHES📿📿 AS A BLESSING OF FERTILITY🙌🙏 SPANK ME, DADDY 👨🏻👋😝 MAYBE THIS ALL SOUNDS WILD AND CRAZY🤪 BUT HEY🗣🗣 WHEN IN ROME😏😏 IT’S TRADITION😈😈 SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY👌👈☔️ #LEGALIZECHRISTIANITY‼️ SEND📲 THIS TO 🔟 rHOEmans👯‍♀️ AND YOU’LL BE A VESTAL VIRGIN😙 💅 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE A BARREN BITCH 😣 OR A FALLOW FUCKBOI😖 GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU’RE A BOUNTIFUL BABE💃 GET 2️⃣5️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE THE FLAMEN DIALIS 🔥 JUPITER’S HIGH🌬🚬 PRIEST😽🪐 GET 5️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOU’RE PONTIFEX maXXXimus 🤩🛐 GET 💯 BACK AND YOU’RE A CERTIFIED NYMPHO 🤤🎟🎢🎆 PAX ROMANA MEANS SEX FOR WORLD PEACE🌍✌️🌿
    👭 This one goes out to all the 💦 horny couples out there who are thinking of getting 🍆 rowdy this ❤️ valentine's day evening. 👍 do 👎 not. If you do, your child will be born 👏 A SCORPIO. 👭 Now, why don't we like scorpios? For starters, scorpio, has ☝️✌️✌️☝️☝️7️⃣ letters. 7 letters, ✝️ 7 deadly sins ❌. Now, what are the 7 deadly sins? ☝️😡 wrath, ✌️ 💤 sloth, 3️⃣ 🍔 gluttony, 4️⃣ envy. 👏👏 Envy is associated with the colour: 🟩 green. What else is green? 🌿 Marihuana. Just one more pothead in the world, 💁‍♀️💅 LAME! Now where is pot legal? ⬆️🇨🇦 Canada, ↖️ Washington, ↙️ Colorado, ⬅️ Oregon, ↖️ Alaska, 👉👈 airplane 👈👉 bathrooms, to make the 🧑‍✈️ pilots chill, and where can ✈️ planes take you? 😎 California, and what is on California's state flag? A 🐻 bear! Your 👶 child, is 🏳️‍🌈 gay.
    I'm🤭 so excited🤫 for😳 tomorrow. Tomorrow is valentines😘 day!❤❤❤. That💘 means tomorrow😎 I get extra😫 cummies!!!💦💦💦💦💦💦💦. Yummy💦 yummy💦 cummy💦 in my tummy🤤. I put my cummies💦 in a 🍑 and eat it, yum yum😫. 🤫 all I have to😎 do is stroke👏 stroke👏 stroke👏 until the delicious❤ cummies💦 cum out! I love❤ all the extra➕ cummies💦 I get for 🅱️alentines 👏 day.
    🍑THUSSY 🕳️ 💦 IS 🍒RED🍓 🧔‍♂️HIS BALLS 🏀⚽ ARE BLUE🫐 IF HE BUSY 👤💼👻 ON V-DAY💖 HIS 👀 SIDE HO♠️ IS YOU🫵🙀 🐸☕💅💅🐸☕💅💅 SINCE V✌️🍫DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 🍆💦💦GET CHO PUSSY🐈😻, BUSSY🍑🤎, OR NONBINUSSY⚧️ READY🎀 FOR A GOOD SQUIRT 🍊🧃💦FROM DADDY 😏😩, CUZ CUPID 👼🏼 GETTIN DEM ARROWS READY 🏹🫀FOR YO ASS 🐴🍑‼️ DON'T🙅🍩 FORGET TO THRUST🤺 THOSE FLOWERS 🌷🌹 INTO A VASE 🏺AND TIE UP🪢😏😩 DAT COCKLATE💝🍫 BOX🎁👅💦 GOOD, CUZ FUCK-ME-ARY 🌸💗 IS SHORT ⏳⌛🗓️‼️AND WILL FINISH🏁 BEFORE🐝4️⃣ YOU 🥺‼️ SO GET IN A 🐆QUICKIE 👉👌👉👌💦 BEFORE IT'S OVER‼️ SEND📤 TO 1️⃣4️⃣ OF YO SLUTTY 👄 CUMRADS 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯OR BE ALL ALONE 🏝️😔THIS V🫶DAY 😳😰😿🙀
    Happy VALENTINES DAY‼️💘💘 it is time for some LOVE 💞❤️ in your BEDROOM 🛏️😉 ‼️ I hope youre ready for some HOT 🥵🔥 and SPICY 🌶️🫑 action this VALENTINES DAY‼️💘 youre gonna get lots of DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫🍫💝💝 CUMMIES 🍆💦 this VALENTINES DAY 😉 you better ask your CRUSH 😳💌💝 to be your VALENTINE 💘 or 👏else👏 you 👏might 👏get no❌ DARK CHOCOLATE 🍫 COCK 🍆🍆 this VALENTINES DAY😭 CUPID 💘 💋 is CUMMING and you HAVE to take his LONG HARD ARROW 😳🍑❤️ you better be able to take those 🌹ROSE TOY🌹 BOUQUETS💐 all night ⏰ long 😉💋 send this to 5️⃣ of your hottest cupidhoes you know will be getting a 💌 VALENTINE 💌 this VALENTINES DAY ❤️💋 if you get 0️⃣ back your CRUSH 😍will not 💔 give you his LONG HARD CUPIDS ARROW 🍆💦 today 😭 if you get 5️⃣ back you will get loads 😏😉 of VALENTINES DAY ❤️💖 CUMMIES 💦🌊 if you get 🔟 back you 🫵 are going to GET the MOST 😫 VALENTINES DAY 💌❤️ PECKERS‼️‼️🍆🍆 if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you 🫵 might as well BE CUPID 💘👼 with the amount of CUMMIES AND LOADS 🍆💦💦 youre gonna get this VALENTINES DAY 💝🍫 you CUPIDHOE‼️‼️ happy VALENTINES DAY I hope you get the HOT 🥵 HOT 🥵 special 👉👌 from your CRUSH 💌💗
    Guess what slore! 👯 Today 🗓👈 is FUCKuary Fourteenth 🙇‍♂️😳🧸💖🌸 and that means its 😇🙏 ValenTAINTs 🍑👈🥵 Day 🌞💞🌺🥰😍😏😏🤪 Whether ur 🤔 Taken Bacon 👯🍑🥓😘 or a Single Pringle 🧍🥠😬🤷 its time 2 👈 SPREAD 👉 ur Holey 🤸🕳 Bibble 📖 nice n WIDE 🤑😫😧😱🤯 cuz all year long 📅👀 Cupids been ✊⬆️ YANKING ✊⬇️😩 on his Bow 🏹🍆😫 n he’s finally 😮‍💨 ready 😳 to SHOOT 🎯👅👅👅 his 💓 Love Magic ✨💦😋 ALLLLLL over u 🏹🍑🎯🤤👅😉 HURRY 😰🏃 and fill 😋🍬👌 ur pretty 😍 lil box 🎁✨ with plenty of COCKlates 🍫🍆😜 cuz u know what they say 👴💬🤔 U never know who ur gonna get 😏🥳🍆💛💚🌷💖💝💐💌SEND📲 to 🔟 of ur most beloved 🥰 Valentines Vags 🌷👯💦 so they kno 💭 just how much 👬🤗 u wanna smooch em 💋👯🥰🥰💛💚🌷💖💝

    Is donk a bit of a boring player

      This CS2 Donk copypasta is based on the classic CSGO ‘Olof boring Guardian flick‘ pasta that started in HLTV.

      is it me or is donk a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game “oh wow donk has 32 kills” but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single donk kill ?

but try m0nesy…u can see the flick i remember a m0nesy flick.

      Vanguard Invasive Anticheat

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        Dolphin Pussy Jelly

          It doesn't exist I've checked. My friend was asking about it and not because I wanted it.
          Context to meme
          So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions “Dolphin Pussy Jelly.” Scientists were like “holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science.” So the scientists collected a sample of said Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate’s dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to like in a world where this is a commercial product. I want I to say “you know what, I want to die and I know what to do about it.” I want to live in a world where I can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of “Smucker’s Dolphin Pussy Jelly,” and just fucking cum myself to death.

          DDLC I’ve come to make an announcement

            The DDLC copypasta originated from the Eggman’s Announcement copypasta that was based on an old Sonic meme video.

            Natsuki: “ive come to make an announcement, Yuri Doki Doki is a bitchass motherfucker, she pissed on that fucking poem, thats right, she took her sticky fuckin creepy pen out, and pissed on that fucking poem. And she said it was “this yellow” and i said “thats disgusting” so im making a callout piece on the tsundere paper. Yuri Doki Doki, youve got a small poem. Its the size of this wallnut except way smaller. And guess what? This is what my poem looks like. Thats right baby, all poem, no fried squid, no gentle door openings, look at that, it looks like two manga and a literature. She stabbed herself, so guess what? IM GONNA STAB THE CLUB. Thats right, thats what you get: MY SUPER LASER POEM!! Except my dad is not gonna beat me, he’s gonna go higher, HES BEATING THE MOON! How do you like that Monika? HE BEAT THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! you have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRROPLLLLLLETS hit the poem, now get out of my sight before she pisses on you too
            I've come to make an announcement. Yuri is a psychotic yandere wannabe! She pissed on her poem! That's right, she shoved it right into my hands with blood stains, piss marks and everything. She said she loved me THIS MUCH.

And I said "that's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Yuri, your love for me is totally lust. It's like Claude Frollo's relationship with Esmeralda except WAY more lustful. And guess what, here's what true romantic poetry looks like:

That's right! All passion, no profanities, no manipulation. Look at it, it's marital love and full commitment!

She contaminated my skin so guess what, I'm decontaminating this club. That's right this is what you get! MY ANTI-ROMANCE BLEACH! Except I'm not just cleansing the club. I'm gonna go higher. I'm cleansing the GAME SCRIPT!

How do you like THAT Monika? I removed all romance elements from the GAME SCRIPT, you yandere! You have 24 hours until the changes become permanent. Now get out of my sight, before I mess with your personalities too!

            Dear Meowskulls, how would you feel if I laid on your back

              Meowskulls from Fortnite
              Dear Meowskulls;

How would you feel if I laid on your back, with your hands tied above your head, with your soft body pulled far enough down that you can't even move your hands; having your thighs griped and your calves put on my shoulders, having your knees pushed into your chest as I bite up on your shoulder and neck, while you can't even fight back with all your weight on your back, as your tight ass gets stretched open by my big cock. Just as you're getting used to my rock hard tip, you feel 5 inches just trust into you stretching you wider than you've gone before. Just poking the roof of your bussy, with your prostate getting nicely and firmly pushed into, your soft moans barely able to be heard by me due to your labored breathing as I tease your boycock as I fuck you. Finally when you think I've gotten close I pull it out and leave the room with you still tied up. I come back later when you're all calmed down and your cock is flacid; but I'm still hard as ever, this time I grab your hips and flip you over, your restraints pulling harder than ever, not even letting you rest your chest, and your head weighs down in exhaustion. As I cuff both of your paws to aposing sides of the bed, I grip your now dry ass and spread it with my hands sticking my mildly lubed hands deep into your ass, griping your donut and pulling it open. I spit into your asshole before burying my face in it, then you feel something sharp and hard go into your ass. As I spray whipped cream deep inside, then with my tongue and face I push as far and deep as I can trying retrieve more and more from your perfect ass. Finally I spit into your ass again before glazing both the in and outside of your xe/xer ass with bad dragon cum lube before spraying more whipped cream. Now as you feel it slide in it doesn't come as a shock or hurt, it just goes in to the 5 girthy inches you got used to before. This time and you're laying there exhausted from our first session, not able to rest your suspended head or chest you feel my wide arms wrap around your chest and back, my hands reaching for your boytittys and shoulders. You flinch in a pleasurable pain as I sink my teeth into your shoulder, and traps slowly moving up biting up on your neck. You hear me softly whispering stuff to you, but can't really tell what I'm saying; you can just tell it's me worshiping your ass. As I'm fucking you slowly I work up to thrusting harder and faster. You start feeling what you thought was the base of my dick pop inside, another 2-3 inches about twice as girth as the first 5 goes deep inside you, almost tearing your donut as you feel my cock and lube fill your tight ass and hit your prostate at the right angle. A bit of pre cum drips off your cock, as you feel your ass tighting back up against the base of my knot. I keep fucking you but it's not as deep this time you just feel the knot pressed deep in you pulling and pushing on your tight hole. Suddenly as I bite harder into your neck you feel line after line of hot rope squirt inside of you, finally you feel me stop pumping as I put all my weight on your chest and back putting weight on your constraints. You think I'm asleep but I'm still rock hard. You determined to get your own pleasure start humping me feeling all my hot cum and lube slosh inside of you; suddenly after 10ish minute of humping as hard as you could you hear me whimpering/moaning as you feel more hot squirts inside of you. You cum as hard as you can with all that pent up cum making a mess all over our bed.

Yall feel me on this?