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I’M LITERALLY AQUA

    "The boundary between 'me' and 'Hoshino Aqua' is steadily vanishing."

    Its a parody of the “I’ve become so much like Eren Jaeger it’s scary” copypasta but changed to Aqua from Oshi No Ko.

    I've become so much like Aqua Hoshino, it's scary.

I don't have any friends and talk quietly. I can't connect on an emotional level to anyone and I'm distant even with my own family. When people gather in large groups, I'm the one sitting alone in the corner. I worry about my sister too much and would sacrifice myself for her in a heartbeat.

I have blonde hair, wear blue clothes and sometimes a black hoodie. I can't help but smile whenever I see Kana. She is the light of my world. I am immediately interested in a video when I see it mention Kana.

I'm bad with modern technology, like touchscreens, and say 'cheese' when I'm photographing someone. Sometimes I even stretch my hand up to the sky and say "The boundary between 'me' and 'Hoshino Aqua' is steadily vanishing."

    Dondozo copypasta 常年玩dondozo的人

      Dodonzo

      Best known as the Chinese Dondozo copypasta its actually an insult or hate towards players who play Dondozo in competitive Pokemon.

      常年玩dondozo的人大都目光呆滞，极度自卑，且智商逐年下降，最后完全沦为傻子。玩dondozo会破坏身体结构，引发各种不治之症。人一旦开始玩dondozo就说明这个人的智慧品行样貌通通都是下等，这辈子只能在阴沟里苟延残喘。玩dondozo的玩家具有强烈的反社会倾向，对治安稳定造成破坏危害正常人的生命。

      Translated to EN

      Most people who play dondozo all year round have dull eyes, extremely low self-esteem, and their IQs decrease year by year, and finally become complete fools. Playing dondozo can damage the body structure and cause various incurable diseases. Once a person starts playing dondozo, it means that his intelligence, conduct, and appearance are all inferior, and he can only live in the gutter for the rest of his life. Players who play dondozo have strong anti-social tendencies, causing damage to public security and stability and endangering the lives of normal people.

      The Zamazenta spam needs to stop

        Stunfisk rants about Zamazenta meta in competitive Pokemon
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        I can't fucking take it anymore. This pokemon needs to be fucking gone. EVERY GOD FORSAKEN GAME HAS ZAMAZENTA. Out of your 6 pokemon, you need like 3 dudes just to beat one dog. It's too bulky to be killed by most special moves, even some that are super-effective, and its blistering speed allows it to get Iron Defenses so fast your head will spin. preventing any physical attacker from KOing it. This doesn't even address the fact that its uninvested attack stat allows it to bypass should-be counters with coverage. There's such a small selection of things that actually beat it one on one that it's so goddamn frustrating.

How is it that all the ban conversations I hear are about Darkrai, Kyurem, and Raging Bolt when all of these pokemon straight up lose to this dumb dog? "Oh, Kyurem runs a mixed coverage set that has loaded dice, icicle spear, and scale shot, that's the real problem!" Those pokemon at least have counter-play. I'd rather play against Unaware Dozo Clod Clef stall every matchup than play against one more drooling ladder player with that dumb Iron defense set where I have to guess if it has Heavy Slam to beat my Fairy type, Crunch to beat my ghost, or fucking Stone Edge to beat my Moltres. This all ignores the fact that no pokemon abuses Tera half as well as this obese bitch. Oh, how quaint, your Valiant outspeeds and has super effective moonblast? Tera Fire Iron Defense go brrrrrrrr. Don't even get me started on those Life Orb attacker sets that have been popping up.

It's enabled the most obnoxious, low IQ teambuilding. Now every damn team is Zama + Glowking + Twave spam. How is one team style running the meta healthy? How is it that Stall sucks? Why I am I running into niche pokemon picks that are chosen just to beat one pokemon, and how come it's never enough? Did everyone forget how boring Gen 8 was? Are we all content to go back to that, where the fat legendary comes in and wins you the game?

Everyday we stray further from Arceus and the beloved Son he sacrificed 'pon the cross, and when the day of reckoning comes, we will all deserve the damnation he will bring upon us. Do you think the creator of everything is happy when he looks at OU and sees that they unbanned this stupid boxart so that everyone can click Iron Defense in unison? Thou shalt not worship false swipe idols.

Zamzenta needs a suspect yesterday. If I'm wrong and the people choose to keep his dumbass in, fine, whatever, but there at least needs to be a vote. This isn't healthy or fun. It's macabre, sick, twisted, and perverse. If there's any justice in this world, the Holy Smogon council will take swift action against this monster, and we'll be better off for it.

        NO MORE XIANGLING COPYPASTA!

          Mavuika the anti-Xiangling copypasta

          Created by u/No_Statistician_3782, its known as the anti-Xiangling copypasta or ‘XIANGLING COPYPASTA NO MORE’ after beta leaks indicate that the upcoming character Mavuika has no ICD (Internal Cooldown).

          Where the hell are you now Xiangling you little shit?

I WILL play Klee. Her best team will have Mavuika. I WILL play Raiden, Chillde, Wriosthesley, Sharktard Girl and more. And they all will want Mavuika. She will use your spine as the highway to a new era for the meta!

I WILL wale for Mavuika. Fish, cook, mine, even collect MINT for her. I WILL present her signature at her feet. If she isn't satisfied I WILL pull for her Constellations. "I don't need any ER fam, I got you" She will tell me and my knees will turn into dust.

Mavuika can take all my primogems. I WILL present to her my cancelled credit card. "This is unnecessary, I'm with you my friend 🌞!" She will grab her bike and say "It's bikening time!" There will be no hint of sadness in my eyes anymore. There will be only pure, burning freedom from your cooking hands.

What a beautiful world.

          Tamo competindo tamo competindo

            Podpah tamo competindo tamo competindo

            Contexto

            Its from an episode of ‘Podpah‘ which is the biggest podcast in Brazil where they had Max Verstappen and Sergio Pérez as guests. The quote “Tamo competindo, tamo competindo” which means “We’re competing, we’re competing” was meme-d due to how unprepared and incoherent the questions and host were throughout the show.

            Citações / Quotes

            Tamo competindo tamo competindo
            "TAMO COMPETINO TAMO COMPETINO NÉ MANOOO, NÉ JAO, NE MANOO"

-Bostileiro médio
            "Ih se você esta na competição é para competir,e se é para competir é para ganhar........você é assim,entra na competição para ganhar?"
            "O carro era gente boa, mano?"
            "e o carro é rápido msm?"
            Voce e o tradutor do Podpah no ep do Max Verstappen
            we are competing, we are competing
            we are competing we are competing🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💯
            "Tamo competindo, tamo competindo."
- Platão
            tamo competino, tamo competino
            Na competição competindo como um competidor competindamente
            Tamo sem assunto tamo sem assunto
            “Tamo competindo, tamo competindo gente!” Igão no auge da sua profundidade
            não Igor, eu jogo pra perder, mas os cara são ruim e eu ganho as vezes

            Full quotes with translation / Citações completas

            Max Verstappen reaction to "Tamo competindo, tamo competindo"
            "Verstappen, você é um fenômeno, pow...Tricampeão mundial, pow, e eu tenho uma parada que eu gosto muito em você, porque eu sou assim em competição também, 

assim, tamo competindo, tamo competindo e tal.  

Mas eu, sou um cara que gosto desse tipo de competição

E eu queria saber tipo, de você, tipo assim, pow tamo competindo, tamo competindo gente... Eu quero saber se isso é uma parada sua assim mesmo, pow

competir, eu quero ganhar , então eu vou fazer tudo dentro do regulamento pra ganhar."
            "Verstappen, you are a phenomenon, wow...Three-time world champion, wow, and I have something that I really like about you, because I'm like that in competition too, 

So, we're competing, we're competing and so on.  

But I'm a guy who likes this kind of competition

And I wanted to know, like, from you, like, wow, we're competing, we're competing people... I want to know if this is really your thing, wow

compete, I want to win, so I will do everything within the rules to win."

            I’m attracted to Lily

              Lily from Duolingo
              title. Every time Lily does that "I don't care" shrug. I lose my focus from affection. I often daydream of making her a delicious dinner and her eating that and, having tried to maintain her usual contemptuous gesture and failed, letting out a fragment of smile on her face, with a warming sigh. God, why did they have to make her so attractive? Currently on 15 days streak, but I would go on forever if that would make her come real and clap slowly, saying how she was proud of me with such a hollow voice and indifferent face. Anyone feeling the same way?