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I am from izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek.

    It from a comment back in 2019 of a Turkish having an identity crisis after learning he’s 80% Greek. The comment then became a reoccurring joke within r/polandball poking fun of different nationalities having identity crisis.

    Turkish learning he’s Greek (Original)

    I am from Izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people don’t do dna test it’s lie bcs i’m 100% turkish thnx

    Greek learning he’s Bulgarian

    I am from thesselaniko. I did ancestrt DNA test and learned im 80 percent bulgarian. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldnt do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decided it is a muslim game. I suggest people don't do DNA test its lie bcs 100 percent greek thnx. 

    Albanian learning he’s Serbian

    am from kosovo. i did ancstrt dna test and lern 80 percent serb. my whole world change. i try to comit suicide but couldant do it. now i have to live like this.but after that i decide is macedonian game. i suggest people no dna test its lie i 100 percents albanian thnx.

    Bulgarian leaning he’s Turkish

    I am from plovdiv. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent turkish. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this.but after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people dont do dna test it’s lie bcs i am 100 percent bulgarian thnx.

    American learning he’s European

    I am from MURIKA!!! I did an deeneh test and learned i'm 100 percent European. What is this crap? It's totally a deep state plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent MURIKAN!!! God bless the USA! USA! USA!

    South Indian learning he’s Aryan

    Nyan am from South India!!! I did an D.EN.EH test and learned i'm 100% percent Aryan. What is this kakka? It's totally a BIMARU plot. Don't do these dumb tests cause im 100 percent Dravidian! May the Devas bless the South!

    American Psycho – The Boys

      Created by u/nomoreholidays, its the American Psycho “Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?” scene but changed to Supes from The Boys.

      You like the Supes?
      
      Their early releases were a little too primal for my taste. But when team Payback debuted in '40s, I think they really improved their brand, commercially and artistically.
      
      Soldier Boy was near perfect, with super strength and combat skills, and a new sheen of patriotism that really gave the team, a big boost. He's been compared to Captain America, but I think Soldier Boy has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
      
      In the 90s, Vought assembled this; The Seven!, their most accomplished team. I think their best supe is Homelander. A character so edgy, most people probably don't see the underlying satire.
      
      But they should, because it's not just about the dark side of superhuman powers and the pitfalls of hero-worship. It's also a personal statement about human nature itself.
      
      Oi UE!!!

      Reddit is obsessed with any streotype of Japan such as long working hours or drinking parties

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        Reddit is obsessed with any streotype of Japan even if it is decades outdated streotype such as long working hours or drinking parties because they get easy karma
        
        I can assure you that long working hours is rarer in Japan than 70% of countries in the world exactly because they are taken seriously but reddit love those streotype as they draw upvotes/likes.
        
        Average working hours including unpaid OT is below global average in Japan(1903) already, lower than the US(1976).
        
        Fancy words like working to death or black companies exist, but what is considered illegal working hours and making news for violating labor law in Japan is just average working condition in nearly 30% of countries in the world.
        
        The average yearly working hours in Singapore(2,215h) or Vietnam(2,163h) are considered illegal 'black company' level by Japanese standards, while average working hours in India(2,428h) and China(2397h) are considered working to death in Japan.
        
        Average regular time is 1800-1850 hours in Japan and legal OT cap is 360 hours a year.
        
        Working OT of 100 hours a month or 80 hours of 2 consecutive month are defined as working to death in Japan, average certified working to death cases involving 2300-2500 hours of yearly working hours(including unpaid OT)
        
        Of 169 countries and regions in the list of average working hours by OECD, 53 of them have over 2200 hours of average yearly working hours that would be considered illegal/black companies in Japan.
        
        11 coutnries have average working hours of 2400 hours or more that would be not just violating OT cap but also considred working to death if they apply Japanese labor law.
        
        https://clockify.me/working-hours
        
        Edit: Unreported OT is included in most working hours surveys including OECD, ILO, doda, open work.
        
        The only exception is 毎月勤労調査

        Advice from an 8th grader to a 6th grader: Welcome to middle school.

          Advice from an 8th grader to a 6th grader:
          Welcome to middle school. You're gonna be tired, you're gonna wish you were still in elementary school sometimes. The halls are cramped and the teachers are annoying. But just remember do your homework, and stay out of trouble. Pick your friends carefully. Don't worry about how people feel about you cause it doesn't matter. Don't be afraid to dress or act different. That grade on that test does not define you. The friends you have right now probably aren't gonna be your friends when you get to 8th. But I promise you you will have great friends that you wouldn't trade for the world. You'll laugh and cry. Don't try to be perfect. I've walked these halls for three years so take care of it for me, it's a second home. Above all cherish

          Biden – why do furries draw the pussy so strong. so the cat is in leggings but i can see the butthole wrinkles and the labia folds?

            Its a meme of Joe Biden asking furries why furry porn are drawn unrealistically and telling them to “get real”. The image of the tweet is edited and not real.

            why do furries draw the pussy so strong. so the cat is in leggings but i can see the butthole wrinkles and the labia folds? if leggings clung to me like that it would hurt. gripping on the sphincter and shit. get real