Started out as Showmaker’s Ksante copypasta from LoL, the copypasta has been adopted to fit Wiš’adel from Arknights.
Wiš'adel🪳Skill 3 😡 Highest ATK 👌Huge AOE 💥 Hits Air ✈️ Stuns 🚫 50s Cooldown 🕜 Stores bullets 🔫 Has summons 👥 3500 HP 💪 600 DEF 🛡️ Deals Arts Damage 🪄 Slows 🐌 Gain camouflage when summons are on field 👌 Skill 3 revives summons 🪨 Pepe 🐸 Hammer 🔨 
I was there on the top balcony of capital records with wiz khalifa and his management team. Verbally,we had come to an agreement I would be producing a track featured on his next album. We were outside on the balcony, passing a joint around, when it happened. I took a big puff, coughed and accidentally farted very loudly. Everybody stopped talking and stared at me. Wiz stood quiet. He then said "hahaha you're crazy man. Well I gotta take care of some things now". Everybody left. I never got a call back or email or anything. It turns out that song was see you again on the fast and furious film. Fuck man 
My wife has for the past weeks been playing BG3, and it has affected her entire demeanor. She no longer speak with her normal accent but instead a posh British one. Even her body language is different. Like some James Bond villain.
She now calls me "darling". And says a lot of catchphrases I assume comes from the character "Astarion". I haven't played the game myself but I get constant story bits from her gaming sessions. The other day she was going to show me something on Instagram and her recommended was just a wall of images of this vampire guy. Alot of her downtime is now spent on listening to interviews from the voice actors from this game.
This is not the first time she get influenced by pop culture. We watched Breaking bad together and she has since never stopped saying bitch at every available opportunity. That was over 1,5 years ago. She is a massive one piece fan and each time she watches it, there will be a week long period of random japanese phrases and anime behavior.
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Created by r/dookiebutt777, its a shitpost story of getting bullied by Serj Tankian the lead vocalist for the band System of a Down. The absurd story then got adopted by other fanbase and became a copypasta.
Serj bullied me in high school. Only problem I was in high school from 2016-2020 and Serj was already like 50 by that point. He didn’t go to the same school I went to or even live in the same state for that matter. It was so bizarre to find him waiting for me outside at the bus stop every afternoon just to make fun of me in front of my crush or knock things out of my hands. One time I sang a System of a Down cover at a school talent show and the whole crowd cheered after I had finished, letting me know I did well but after the applause had died down, Serj stood up from the very back of the audience and booed me really aggressively and made sure that everyone knew it was his song and he can do it better. Another time he even told my bus driver that I had crabs and if he lets me on the bus I’m liable to get everyone on the bus infested which was just a total lie. I’ve never met Serj before this started happening and am from a pretty small remote town in Tennessee. The final time I ever saw him was at my graduation ceremony, somehow he had gotten involved with the whole program and was standing on stage beside my high school’s principal shaking the students’ hands. When it was my turn to walk across the stage and I locked eyes with Serj for the final time, he gripped my hand firmly and said “no one will ever believe what I’ve done to you, but know that you are going to be a better man because of it.” I’m still not sure why a millionaire musician would randomly decide to start doing this to someone, or how it affected me into being a better person in the long run, but at least I have this story to tell. 
Edmund McMillen bullied me in high school. Only problem I was in high school from 2016-2020 and Edmund was already like 40 by that point. He didn’t go to the same school I went to or even live in the same state for that matter. It was so bizarre to find him waiting for me outside at the bus stop every afternoon just to make fun of me in front of my crush or knock things out of my hands. One time I sang Living in the light cover at a school talent show and the whole crowd cheered after I had finished, letting me know I did well but after the applause had died down, Edmund stood up from the very back of the audience and booed me really aggressively and made sure that everyone knew it was his song and he can do it better. Another time he even told my bus driver that I had crabs and if he lets me on the bus I’m liable to get everyone on the bus infested which was just a total lie. I’ve never met Edmund before this started happening and am from a pretty small remote town in Tennessee. The final time I ever saw him was at my graduation ceremony, somehow he had gotten involved with the whole program and was standing on stage beside my high school’s principal shaking the students’ hands. When it was my turn to walk across the stage and I locked eyes with Edmund for the final time, he gripped my hand firmly and said “no one will ever believe what I’ve done to you, but know that you are going to be a better man because of it.” I’m still not sure why a millionaire game designer would randomly decide to start doing this to someone, or how it affected me into being a better person in the long run, but at least I have this story to tell.