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MINESWEEPER: THE MOVIE.

    The minecraft movie trailer inspired more shitty gaming trailers copypasta

    Its a satirical response on big gaming titles adaptations into shitty movie. The copypasta is also a nod towards an earlier Mario Movie copypasta that started on 4chan that became somewhat accurate.

    THIS SUMMER…
    
    Male 1: I don’t know what’s happening my computer’s making weird noises
    
    Female 1: Stop! It’s going to explode!
    
    Male 2: MICHAEL!
    
    Computer emits a blue light and everyone gets pulled into the computer in an 8 bit so retro fashion
    
    The cast lands on a giant grey square floating in an empty space
    
    Male 1: Where are we?
    
    Cinematic shot of square tiles appearing across the board all around the cast
    
    Female 2: What the f-
    
    She is cut off by a black screen with 3D text reading THE GAME YOU KNOW
    
    Male 1: We have to clear out all the squares to get back to the real world
    
    IS ABOUT TO CHANGE
    
    Female 1: Wait, don’t step on that sq-
    
    Dramatic build up music comes to a comical halt as Male 2 is pulled back by Male 1 just as he steps on a tile that explodes with enough force that would’ve killed him
    
    Male 2: Aw hell naw!
    
    THE DIGITAL WORLD NEEDS A HERO
    
    Shot of Female 2 running across multiple tiles at once
    
    AND THESE MINES
    
    Shot of a floating digital 2 coming out of a tile
    
    NEED
    
    Shot of Male 1 dramatically reaching across a tile to grab the hand of Female 1
    
    A SWEEPER
    
    Dramatic trailer music once again comes to a sudden comedic halt as Male 2 steps on a tile as a digital 7 rises out of it
    
    Male 2: You have GOT to be kidding me!
    
    MINESWEEPER: THE MOVIE. COMING AUGUST 2025