Its a satirical response on big gaming titles adaptations into shitty movie. The copypasta is also a nod towards an earlier Mario Movie copypasta that started on 4chan that became somewhat accurate.
THIS SUMMER…
Male 1: I don’t know what’s happening my computer’s making weird noises
Female 1: Stop! It’s going to explode!
Male 2: MICHAEL!
Computer emits a blue light and everyone gets pulled into the computer in an 8 bit so retro fashion
The cast lands on a giant grey square floating in an empty space
Male 1: Where are we?
Cinematic shot of square tiles appearing across the board all around the cast
Female 2: What the f-
She is cut off by a black screen with 3D text reading THE GAME YOU KNOW
Male 1: We have to clear out all the squares to get back to the real world
IS ABOUT TO CHANGE
Female 1: Wait, don’t step on that sq-
Dramatic build up music comes to a comical halt as Male 2 is pulled back by Male 1 just as he steps on a tile that explodes with enough force that would’ve killed him
Male 2: Aw hell naw!
THE DIGITAL WORLD NEEDS A HERO
Shot of Female 2 running across multiple tiles at once
AND THESE MINES
Shot of a floating digital 2 coming out of a tile
NEED
Shot of Male 1 dramatically reaching across a tile to grab the hand of Female 1
A SWEEPER
Dramatic trailer music once again comes to a sudden comedic halt as Male 2 steps on a tile as a digital 7 rises out of it
Male 2: You have GOT to be kidding me!
MINESWEEPER: THE MOVIE. COMING AUGUST 2025