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Archive of all Valorant related copypasta including of pro players, gaming organizations, Riot’s circle jerk, Valorant metas and Twitch chat to troll fans.


They know me as the headshot machine

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    They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me...

    Hey my son is a huge fan of yours

      Hey Zen my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.
      Hey Envy my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.

      Uninstalling Valorant

        UNINSTALLING VALORANT
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        NA aka “New Age”

          NA aka "New Age” is known as the first region to give hope to their fans with the start of the SEN age . Since they gave up on every other fps and moba game, they are investing in Valorant win % Speedruns. In particular they are the current match win region holders against Any eu team going 2 win 0 losses.

          EU also known as “Easily Upset”

            NA is actually good at a esport what is this
            EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Masters 2. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %
            EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %

            Sentinels are weak tactically

              Sentinels are weak tactically, they're carried by their aim and just pug, and will get exposed against real tactical teams in EU like fnatic.