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Kingdom Cum

When the tits are cold, and my cock I hold.

And the showers we see, are all made of gold.

When wet dreams all fail, and the ones we hail,

Are the worst of all, and the lube’s gone stale.

I wanna hide the truth, I wanna cum on you.

But with the cock inside, there's nowhere we can hide.

No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed.

This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.

When you feel my D, look into my eyes.

It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.

Don't edge too close; my cock inside.

It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.

At the sexman’s call, it's the last of all.

When my nutt drips out, all the sinners crawl.

So I came in your poon and the masquerade,

Will start eating me out at the mess we’ve made.

Don't wanna stop my pounds, but I am bussy-bound.

Though this is all for you, don't wanna hide the truth.

No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed.

This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum.

When you feel my D, look into my eyes.

It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.

Don't edge too close; my cock inside.

It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.

They say it's what you bake, I say it's up to fate.

It's dripping in my hole, I need to let you go.

Your ass, it shines so bright, I wanna see red lights.

I can't escape this show, unless you fuck me now.

When you feel my D, look into my eyes.

It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.

Don't edge too close; my cock inside.

It's where my semen hide, it's where my penis hard.

I hate Ranboo. He’s evil.

I hate Ranboo. He's evil. He stole Tubbo from me and now I'm going to cry. Does anyone find this relateable??? :/

I 👁 hate 😡🖕🏻 Ranboo. He's 👨 evil 😈😇. He 👨 stole 😤 Tubbo from me and now I'm 💘 going 🏃💨🏢 to cry 😭. Does anyone 🙋 find 🔎 this relateable???

Leave the Door Open lyrics

Open lyrics

Say baby, say baby, say baby

What you doin'? (What you doin'?)
Where you at? (Where you at?)
Oh, you got plans? (You got plans?)
Don't say that (Shut yo' trap)

I'm sippin' wine (Sip, sip)
In a robe (Drip, drip)
I look too good (Look too good)
To be alone (Woohoo)

My house clean, uh (House clean)
My pool warm (Pool warm)
Just shaved (Smooth like a newborn)

We should be dancing, romancing, in the east wing
And the west wing of this mansion, what's happenin'?

I ain't playin' no games, every word
That I say is coming straight from the heart, uh
So if you tryna lay in these arms

I'ma leave the door open
(I'ma leave the door open)
I'ma leave the door open, girl
(I'ma leave the door open, hopin')

That you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you're coming through

Ooh, you're so sweet (So sweet)
So tight (So tight)
I won't bite (Uh-huh)
Unless you like (Unless you like)

If you smoke (What you smoke?)
I got the haze (Purple haze)
And if you're hungry, girl I got filets (Wohoo)

Ooh baby, don't keep me (Waiting)
There's so much love we could be making (Shamon)

I'm talking kissing
Cuddling
Rose petals in the bathtub, girl lets jump in
It's bubblin'

I ain't playin no games, every word
That I say is coming straight from the heart, uh
So
(If you tryna lay in these arms)
If ya'
Tryna
Lay in these arms

I'ma leave the door open
(I'ma leave the door open)
I'ma leave the door open, girl
(I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
Ooh-ooh

That you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you're coming through
(C'mon girl)

La, la, la, la-la-la-la
I need you baby

La, la, la, la-la-la-la
I got to see you baby

La, la, la, la-la-la-la
Girl, I'm tryna give you this
Ah

Hey, hey
I'ma leave my door open, baby
(I'ma leave the door open)

I'ma leave
I'ma leave my door open, girl
(I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
And I'm hopin'

Hopin', that you feel the way I feel
And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
Tell me that you're coming through, woo

(La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
Tell me
(Tell me that you're coming through)

Woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo
Woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo

(La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
La, la, la, la-la
(Tell me that you're coming through)

Girl, I'm here just waiting for you (Ay)
Come on over, I'll adore you (Girl, gotta know)
(La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
I'm waiting, waiting, waiting for you

(Tell me that you're coming through)
Girl, I'm here just waiting for you
Come on over, I'll adore you

Harry Potter quotes but the word “wand” is replaced with “penis”

Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...

Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.

You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.

Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils

Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.

Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.

There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.

Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…

There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.

Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.

There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.

It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically...

Oh, move over,' Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's penis, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘ALABAMA!

Cleaned my keyboard today, here’s how it went

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Las Vegas Shooting Copypasta

The incident is the deadliest mass shooting committed by an individual in modern United States history. — More info

During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.

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