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FNaF 1 Phone Guy

    Alright. Goodnight.
    Night 1 transcript
    "Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you... to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I’m... finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so... I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about. Uh, you’ll do fine! So... let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
    
    Uh, let’s see. First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.' Blah, blah, blah...
    
    Now that might sound bad, I know. But there’s really nothing to worry about.
    
    Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing... those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. Right? Okay.
    
    So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uhh, they’re left in some kind of "free-roaming mode" at night. Uhh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uhh... they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too, but then there was the Bite of '87. Yeah... I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
    
    Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now that wouldn’t be so bad if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. ...Y-Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up...
    
    But hey! First day should be a breeze; I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uhh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power.
    
    Alright. Goodnight." 
    Night 2 transcript
    "Uh, hello? Hello! Uhh... Well, if you're hearing this, and you made it to day two, uhh, congrats!
    
    I-I won't talk quite as long this time since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uhh... it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk; just to make sure everyone's in their proper place, ya know?
    
    Uh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn't come off stage very often. I've heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark, though, so hey, I guess that's one more reason not to run out of power, right? Heh...
    
    I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. Uhh, there are blind spots in your camera view, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So i-if you can't find something... or someone... on your cameras, uhh, be sure to check the door lights. Uhh, you might have only a few seconds to react, uh... Not that you would be in any danger, of course, I-I'm not implying that.
    
    Uh, also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn't like being watched. I don't know.
    
    A-Anyway, I'm sure you have everything under control. Uhh... talk to you soon!” 
    Night 3 transcript
    “Hello, hello! Hey, you’re doing great! Uh, most people don’t last this long! I mean, you know, th-they usually move on to other things by now... uhh, I’m not implying that they died. Tha-that-that’s not what I meant... Uhh, anyway, I better not take up too much of your time. Uh, things will start getting real tonight.
    
    Uh, h-hey listen, I had an idea. If you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead. Ya know, go limp. Uhh, then there's a chance that... maybe they’ll think you’re an empty costume instead. Then again, if they think you’re an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work...
    
    ...Y-Yeah never mind, scratch that. I-It’s best just not to get caught.
    
    Um, well, okay. I-I’ll leave you to it. See you on the flip side.” 
    Night 4 transcript
    “Hello, hello! Hey! Hey wow, day four... I knew you could do it.
    
    Uh, hey, listen... I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow (banging on a locked door can be heard throughout call). It’s, it’s been a bad night here. For me. Umm... I-I’m kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you... (clears throat) uh, when I did. Uh hey, do me a favor: maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits? Uh, in the back room? Uh, I've been trying to hold out... until someone... checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads... back there-- (Freddy’s music plays as if power has gone out) You know...
    
    (Ragged moaning from animatronics can be heard) Oh no..." 
    Night 5 transcript
    "It is lamentable that mass agricultural development is speeded by fuller use of your marvellous mechanisms. Would it not be easily possible to employ some of them in quick laboratory experiments to indicate the influence of various types of fertilizers on plant growth?
    
    You are right. Countless uses will be made by future gener- Seldom knows contemporaneous- the joy of crea-" (Hangs up) 

    WAP lyrics

      Modern music amirite guys?
      Open lyrics
      I said, certified freak
      Seven days a week
      Wet-ass pussy
      Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)
      
      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
      Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
      Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
      Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
      
      Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
      Extra large and extra hard
      Put this pussy right in your face
      Swipe your nose like a credit card
      Hop on top, I wanna ride
      I do a kegel while it's inside
      Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
      This pussy is wet, come take a dive
      Tie me up like I'm surprised
      Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise
      I want you to park that big Mack truck
      Right in this little garage
      Make it cream, make me scream
      Out in public, make a scene
      I don't cook, I don't clean
      But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
      
      Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
      Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
      I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
      I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me (pow, pow)
      Talk your shit, bite your lip (yeah)
      Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
      You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (yeah)
      He already made his mind up 'fore he came (ayy, ah)
      Now get your boots and your coat (ah, ah, ah)
      For this wet-ass pussy
      He bought a phone just for pictures
      Of this wet-ass pussy (click, click, click)
      Pay my tuition just to kiss me
      On this wet-ass pussy (mwah, mwah, mwah)
      Now make it rain if you wanna
      See some wet-ass pussy (yeah, yeah)
      
      Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
      I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
      Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
      With a hook in it, hope it lean over
      He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
      Pussy A1, just like his credit
      He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
      I let him taste it, now he diabetic
      I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
      I wanna gag, I wanna choke
      I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing
      That swing in the back of my throat
      My head game is fire, punani Dasani
      It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
      I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me (yeah, ah)
      I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
      
      Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
      Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
      Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
      Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating (ah)
      In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
      If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
      Big D stand for big demeanor
      I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
      If it don't hang, then he can't bang
      You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
      If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
      When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name
      Ah (whores in this house)
      
      Yeah, yeah, yeah
      Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy
      Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
      Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
      Now from the top, make it drop
      That's some wet-ass pussy
      Now get a bucket and a mop
      That's some wet-ass pussy
      I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
      That's some wet-ass pussy
      Macaroni in a pot
      That's some wet-ass pussy, huh
      
      (There's some whores in this house)
      (There's some whores in this house)

      She was his queen

        The original line was from Suicide Squad about Harley and Joker. It became a meme since then.
        She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

        Tone indicators

          Apparently its the language of Twitter nowadays...
          /j = joking
          /s = sarcastic
          /srs = serious
          /lh = lighthearted
          /hj = half joking
          /gen = genuine
          /p = platonic
          /c = copypasta
          /pos = positive
          /neg = negative
          /ly = lyrics
          /nbh = nobody here
          /lying = not telling the truth
          /r = romantic

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