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I’m blue, da ba dee da ba di

    Original
    Yo, listen up here's a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside Blue his house With a blue little window And a blue corvette And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here That walk around Blue like my corvette its in and outside Blue are the words I say And what I think Blue are the feelings That live inside me I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I have a blue house With a blue window Blue is the colour of all that I wear Blue are the streets And all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here That walk around Blue like my corvette, its in and outside Blue are the words I say And what I think Blue are the feelings That live inside me I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di
    Open lyrics
    [Intro]Yo, listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue Like him, inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around' Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen, to listen)
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
[Verse]I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here that walk around Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside Blue are the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
[Verse]I have a blue house with a blue window Blue is the color of all that I wear Blue are the streets and all the trees are too I have a girlfriend and she is so blue Blue are the people here that walk around Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside Blue are the words I say and what I think Blue are the feelings that live inside me
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
[Bridge]Inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Corvette and everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around' Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen)
[Chorus]I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

    Mario Movie Copypasta

      The Mario Movie pasta was originally posted in 4chan
      Miyamoto announcing the cast

      Updated version after the Nintendo Direct

      >this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Jack Black* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the moning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Chris Pratt "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Charlie Day, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?”
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My fire balls!”
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Anya Taylor-Joy "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*toad doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.

      Original 4chan version

      >this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to bowser voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>*Mario wakes up giddy for the moning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Aziz Ansari "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Owen Wilson, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?”
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>*Peach kicks him in the balls*
>"AAAAA My fire balls!”
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>*montage of slap stick*
>*bowser twerking*
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending*
>*toad doing a head spin*
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.

      Big Bill Hell’s Cars

        Original video
        Fuck you, Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's Cars. Bad Deals! Cars that break down!! Thieves!!! If you think that you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's Right! We'll fuck your wife! Because at Big Bill Hell's, you're fucked six way to Sunday! Take a hike to Big Bill Hell's! Home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only at Big Bill Hell's: The only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Big Bill Hell's Cars: Baltimore's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches of the state of Maryland. Guaranteed!
        FUCK 😤 YOU 🐄 BALTIMORE! if 🤥 you're 👧👆 dumb 🤤 enough 🤙 to buy 💳 a 🗣🅰 new 🆕 car 🍳 this 👇 weekend, you're 👆 a big 😱 enough schmuck to 🏃👅 come 💦💦 to 💦 Big Bill Hell's 😡😭 Cars. ☠ Bad 🤦 Deals! Cars that 😐🏻 break 🔨🔨 down! 😂 Thieves! If you 👴👆 think 💭🤔 you can 🔫 find 👀 a 😭😗 bargain at 😂 Big 🍌 Bill's, you 💬😐 can kiss 😘💏 my 🍆😊 ass! It's our 🅱 belief that you're 👉👧 such 😩😢 a ☝ stupid 🚫🚫 motherfucker, ‼ that you'll 💯👏 fall ↘ for this 👈 bullshit 🐮🐮 GUARANTIED! If 👏 you 🍆 find 🔍 a ⛳ better deal, shove 💦 it 💦 up 🗺 your 👦 ugly ass! 🍑 you 🏻👉 heard us right, SHOVE IT 💦 UP 😍❤ YOUR 👏 UGLY 🤢 ASS! 🍑🐄 Bring ⬅➡ your 🍞🙄 tray, 🙄 bring your 🅱 title, 🤔 bring ⬅➡ your wife, 👰🏼 WE'LL 👥💰 FUCK HER. 😅 That's 👶😐 right, 👌 we'll fuck 🖕🅱 your 👉 wife! 👩 Because 👀👑 at 😍 Big 😱😩 Bill 📑📑 Hell's, 🔥👹 you're 👈 fucked six ways 💯🤔 from 😮 sunday. ☀😐 Take a 🏿🍆 hike, to 👅 Big 😍 Bill Hell's: 🅱🅱 home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's 👌 right - CHALLENGE 🏋 PISSING. How 🗣 does it 🚫🎎 work? 👨 If you can 🔫☺ piss six feet 👣👣 into the ☀ air ☁🌬 straight 💏 up, and 🍇 not get 💁 wet, 😖😖 you 🍆😛 get 💆 no down ⬇ payment! Don't 🚫😡 wait! Don't 🙅 delay! DON'T 🙅 FUCK 🖕 WITH 😣 US, 🙌♀ or 😛 we'll rip 😂 your 🏾 nuts off. Only 🔑💦 at 😂❤ Big 😩😍 Bill Hell's: 🔥👹 the only dealer that 👉👉 tells 🗣 you 👶 to 😩👏 FUCK 👉🏻 OFF! HURRY 🏃⏳ UP 👎🔺 ASSHOLE! 💩 This ☝ event 👐👐 ends ♂🤷 the minute ⏰ after 😡 you 👴🍆 write 📝✏ us 👩 a 👌👌 check, 💸 and it better 👑👨 not 👏💉 bounce, or 😫🚨 you're a dead 😵 motherfucker. 😡😡 GO 🏃 TO 😘🛑 HELL! 📛😈 Big 👺 Bill 📑 Hell's cars. ☠☠ From the 👏 most filthy 😷😷 and 🅱 exclusive the 👏 meanest sons-of-bitches 👦 in the 👧 state 👏👦 of 💦🔥 Maryland - GUARANTIED!

        Shane Dawson’s cat

          Shane Dawson is an American YouTuber who is one of the first people to rise to fame on the platform.
          Original transcript
          i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
          One time I laid my cat down on her back. I moved her little chicken legs spread open or whatever. I came all over the cat. It was like my first sexual experience. I was also like 19.

          any female born after 1993

            Eat Hot Chip and Lie
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            any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie