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Pizza Mozzarella

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    Manscaped copypasta

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        Boneless Pizza

          Aye yo, lemme get a B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
          🅱️oneless 🅱️izza™
          Can I get a...
          
          🅱️🅾️NELESS 🅱️ℹ️💤🅰️ WI🅱️ A 2L OF 🅱️OKE
          
          Tf kind of pizza? And... 2L MACHINE 🅱️ROKE We got 1L tho
          
          The fuck you mean 🅱️
          
          Look let me get my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS
          
          Uh dawg pizza don't got bone on it
          
          The fuck did I just say then
          
          You said LEMME GET IT 🅱️ONELESS Like pizza got a damn bone on it
          
          YALL GOT 🅱️🅾️NES IN YA SHIT THEN
          
          DICK HEAD👋 ni🅱️🅱️a tell me how the fuck pizza can be boneless
          
          if it don't got bone on it, iss 🅱️🅾️NELESS
          
          kid what school do you go to
          
          I don't understand the problem... Just make my shit 🅱️🅾️NELESS DEADASS
          
          IM DEADASS NOT MAKING THIS 🅱️IZZA
          -Ya pizza what u want?
          
          -lemme get uhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza wit a 2 liter of coke
          
          -fuk kind of pizza?? and 2 LITER MACHINE BROKE, we got 1 liter tho
          
          -fuk u mean B? aight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS.
          
          -uh? pizza dont got bone on it.
          
          -tf did i just say then
          
          -you said, lemme get it BONELESS like pizza got a dam bone in it.
          
          -yall got bones in ya sht then
          
          -nah
          
          -so whats the problem
          
          -D1CK HEAD name one pizza that got bone on it
          
          -just dont put them shts in my pizza bruh how many times i gotta say it
          
          -bruh just explain to me how the fuk pizza can be boneless?
          
          -if it dont got bone in it iss BONELESS.
          
          -son what school u go to
          
          -dawg i don't understand the problem just make my sht boneless Deadass
          
          -Im deadass not making this pizza..

          Chicken wing chicken wing

            Chicken wing chicken wing 
            Hot dogs and balogna 
            Chicken and macaroni
            Chilling with my homies
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            Brown Bricks Minecrap

              🅱️rown 🅱️ricks
              I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad
              Open dialogue
              [Mike] I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. 
              
              [Mike] Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? 
              
              [Inspector Gadget] I'm having a lot of fun. 
              
              [Mike] So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? 
              
              [Inspector Gadget] I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. 
              
              [Mike] Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. 
              
              [Inspector Gadget] You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? 
              Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! 
              
              [Mike] Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. 
              
              [Inspector Gadget] Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta!
              
              [Mike] No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft.
              
              [Inspector Gadget] Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap?
              
              [Mike] Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game.
              
              [Inspector Gadget] Oh good, I love building sandcastles.
              
              [Mike] No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise.
              
              [Inspector Gadget] My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex.
              
              [Mike] Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity!
              
              [Inspector Gadget] But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me.
              
              [Mike] Oh, you think you can do better, huh?
              
              [Inspector Gadget] I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole!
              
              [Mike] He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of-
              
              (Inspector Gadget shots mike, killing him.)
              
              [Inspector Gadget] I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.