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Asmongold’s Brony Defence

    "Listen. Just because I know who Rainbow Dash is, and I know what Equestria is, and Princess Celestia is, and I- I know uh, other things about the thing too probably I- probably I think about it, I don't know - Just because I know that stuff - Pinkie Pie, yeah, the- I don't- Look, it- I- I'm not- no, sounds like you know the story- of course, LISTEN, what do they say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer guys, t- remember- remember how they say that? Wh-what do you- wait, there's nothing wrong with this, it's- it's- that's, SEE? Look guys, yeah, TRUE, TRUE, yep, and absolutely not, nope we're downvoting this one, no, nope nope nope, that's not true, sus-"

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      Breaking Bad SCP

        Breaking Bad SCP
        SCP-7003
        
        Object Class: Keter
        
        Special containment procedures: A show titled "Breaking Bad" is to be talked about almost non stop by approximately 3% of the population to keep up the disguise that Dean Norris is a real person who plays the role of "Hank Schrader".
        
        Spinoffs and additional movies or TV shows are to be authorised by Senior Researcher Dr [REDACTED].
        
        Description: SCP-7003 takes the form of an anomalous twitter page under the user "Dean Norris". The posts are seemingly normal however few appear to have a cognitohazardous effect on readers, leading them to immediately rewatch all foundation published material relating to Breaking Bad.
        
        If no content is available, readers will find themselves needing to get to Albuquerque to "warn Hank" however, to warn him of what is currently unknown. Class A amnesics are to be administered to anyone caught showing such effects.

        IShowSpeed God is good

          IShowSpeed "God is good" copypasta
          ISHOWSPEED, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,
          🎵God is good. God is great. God is goo-ooo-🎵
          
          WOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAA
          W Stream
          GOD IS GOO-OO-OO-OOOOOOOOOUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAH A HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
          🎵 GOD IS GOOD, GOD IS GREAT, GOD IS GOOOO, OOOOO- 🎵 OUUUUURAUUUUUUUGH

          Will Smith Slap

            Chris Rock: “Jada—I love ya! G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it! 😄 Alright?”
            
            Will Smith & Audience: 😂👏👏
            
            Jada: 🙄
            
            Chris Rock: 🤷🏿‍♂️😂 “It’s ju—that was a NICE one…okay..! I’m out here…uh oh….Richard..😂..!”
            
            Will Smith: 🤨😡👣
            
            Chris Rock & Audience: 🤣🤣🤣
            
            Will Smith: 😡👋🏿➡️🧑🏿‍🦱
            
            Chris Rock: 🧑🏿‍🦱😳 “O-oh WOW!!….wow….Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!”
            
            Audience: 🤣🤣
            
            Chris Rock: 😄 “N—“
            
            Will Smith: 🤬 “Keep my WIFE’S NAME out your FUCKIN’ MOUTH!!”
            
            Audience: 😳😨😱
            
            Chris Rock: 😨 “Wowww dude!”
            
            Will Smith: 😡 “Yeah!”
            
            Chris Rock: 🤨 “It was a G.I. JANE joke….”
            
            Will Smith: 😡😡🤬🤬🤬 “KEEP. MY WIFE’S NAME. OUT. YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!”
            
            Chris Rock: 😟 “I’m GOING to okay??”
            
            Will Smith: 😡
            
            Chris Rock: “I coul—oh… okay……😳…that was a….greatest night in the history of television…….okay…”
            
            Audience: 😂😂😂
            
            Chris Rock: sighs “…Okay…” 😶

            Transcript of Will Smith and his wife

              Will Smith slaps Chris Rock copyasta
              Jada: Are you going to let him speak about me like that?
              
              Will: What, it was funny, you were terrible in G.I. Jane
              
              J: I wasn't in G.I. Jane, Will
              
              W: Oh, then why did he say that?
              
              J: It was a joke about my hair!!
              
              W: Girl, you ain't got no hair
              
              J: THATS THE POINT WILL!!
              
              W: Ohh. ohhhh. OH Hell No!!