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Transcript of Will Smith and his wife

    Will Smith slaps Chris Rock copyasta
    Jada: Are you going to let him speak about me like that?
    
    Will: What, it was funny, you were terrible in G.I. Jane
    
    J: I wasn't in G.I. Jane, Will
    
    W: Oh, then why did he say that?
    
    J: It was a joke about my hair!!
    
    W: Girl, you ain't got no hair
    
    J: THATS THE POINT WILL!!
    
    W: Ohh. ohhhh. OH Hell No!!

    Fresh Prince of Bel Air lyrics

      Now, this is a story all about how
      My life got flipped-turned upside down
      And I'd like to take a minute
      Just sit right there
      I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
      In West Philadelphia born and raised
      On the playground was where I spent most of my days
      Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
      And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
      When a couple of guys who were up to no good
      Started making trouble in my neighborhood
      I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
      She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
      I begged and pleaded with her day after day
      But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
      She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
      I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
      First class, yo this is bad
      Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
      Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
      Hmm, this might be alright
      But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
      Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
      I don't think so
      I'll see when I get there
      I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
      Well, the plane landed and when I came out
      There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
      I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
      I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
      I whistled for a cab and when it came near
      The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
      If anything I could say that this cab was rare
      But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"
      I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
      And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
      I looked at my kingdom
      I was finally there
      To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

      Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song but in emojis

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      The Lord’s Prayer

        Copy paste The Lord's Prayer
        Our Father who art in heaven,
        hallowed be thy name.
        Thy kingdom come.
        Thy will be done
        on earth as it is in heaven.
        Give us this day our daily bread,
        and forgive us our trespasses,
        as we forgive those who trespass against us,
        and lead us not into temptation,
        but deliver us from evil.
        For thine is the kingdom and the power, and the glory,
        forever and ever.
        
        Amen.

        Fapgod

          Fap God lyrics
          I'm beginning to feel like a fap god, fap god.
          
          Busting on his back like he's just so hard so hard,
          
          His fat ass makes all his cash yea, cash yea
          
          I bashed my cock right in his ass, gave it a fat rash,
          
          Right after i paid him I pulled up my phone, jerked off to his skin tone,
          
          the cum hit my flip phone while I'm beating my fat bone,
          
          this is how I spend my bank loans,
          
          on these cumdumps with those fat rumps,
          
          nutting on them feels so good, my came shot across the whole hood,
          
          they call me EDP cuz they can suck my dick for free, it fills me with glee,
          
          I bust so hard they cant see, while hes still counting his 123s,
          
          Im drinking all this lean, letting out my sea-....MEN!
          
          MEN ARE SO HOT OMFG THANK YOU FORT THE GOLD!
          
          #fapgod
          Look, I was gonna go easy on you Try not to gurt on your ceiling But I'm only going to get this one chance Someone’s dong, I can feel it (Six minutes) Just a feeling I've got Like something's about to explode But I don't know what If that means what I think it means We're in trouble, big trouble And if he is as big bananad as you say I'm not taking any chances You are just what the doc ordered
          
          I'm beginnin' to feel like a Fap God, Fap God All my people from the cnuts to the cracks nod, back nod Now, who thinks their cocks are long enough To fap box, fap box? They said I fap like a robot, so call me Fap-bot
          
          But for me to fap like a machine It must be in my jeans I got a laptop in my back pocket My cock'll go off when I half-lock it Got a fat cock from that fap profit
          
          Made a livin' and a ribbin' off it Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack I'm a penis still as honest But as rude and as indecent as all hell Syllables, wank-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
          
          This fappity dippity-hippity slobbery-cok You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match With this fappity brat, packin' a MAC In the back of the Ac' Backpack fap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
          
          And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat jacks While I'm practicin' that I'll still be able to take a motherfuckin' nuttin’ Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
          
          Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs Feel my wrath of a wank Fappers are havin' a rough time period Here's a maxi pad It's actually disastrously bad for the wank While I'm masterfully mistaking this masturbaiting as
          
          'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Fap God, Fap God All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod Now, who thinks their cocks are long enough to fap box, fap box? Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, it’s HARD
          
          Everybody wants the PP and the secret To fap immortality like Ι have got Well, to be truthful the blueprint's Simply tape and youthful exuberance Everybody loves to roofie for a nuisance Hit the Earth like an asteroid Did nothing but shoot for the Poon since (22!)
          
          MCs get taken to school with this music 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the nuts" Now I beat to a new school full of students Me? I'm a product of Cleenex Likin Shabazz, 2Fap, B.B.C, Lube, hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim Inspired enough to one day blow up Seek nut and be in a position To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them Into the motherfuckin' Cock and Roll Hall of Came
          
          Even though I'll wank in the church And burst in a ball of nut Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in Is the STD of fame On the wall of shame You fags think it's all a game 'Til I wank a flock of gays Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
          
          Little gay-lookin' boy So gay I can barely say it with a limp penis Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
          
          You're witnessin' a underage wankings Like you're watching a priest gathering take place, alter lookin' boy "Oy vey, that boy's gay!"—that's all they say, holy lookin' boy You get a thumbs up, put on the crack And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
          
          Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy? I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy I'ma wank for everything I have Never asked nobody for nips Get outta my bed, lookin' boy! Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
          
          I'm beginnin' to wank like a Fap God, Fap God All my males from the nipple to the Crack drop, back drop The way I'm jeetin' around your crack Call me NASCAR, NASCAR Dale Earnhardt of the nail’her park, the White Rash God Kneel before General plod This planet's Tip is In—not, Asfar, Asstard
          
          So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin You rodent, I'm omnipotent Let off, then I'm reloadin' Immediately with these cums, I'm totin' And I should not be woken
          
          I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a givin' head A zombie floatin' But I got your mom deep-throatin' I'm out my Ramen Noodle We have nothin' in common, poodle I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm And pay homage, pupil
          
          It's me, my honesty's brutal But it's honestly futile if I don't Utilize what I do though For good at least once in a while So I wanna make sure somewhere in this Chicken scratch I nipple and canoodle enough thighs To maybe try to help get some gays through tough times But I gotta keep a few tissues Just in case, 'cause pass you a tissue Fappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
          
          I know there was a time where once I Was rimming the underground But I still fap like I'm on my Pharoah Monch grind So I crunch thighs, but sometimes when you combine Appeal with the skin color of mine You get too 6 and here they come tryin' To censor you like that one nine
          
          I said on "I'm Black" from The Mathers LP 1 when I Tried to say I'll take seven kids from PornOnline Put 'em all in a line, add a BC-69, a revolver and an extra 9 See if I get away with it now That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the ass portal You're fucked in a time warp from 2004 though
          
          And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows You wank normal? Fuck being normal! And I just bought a new gaygun from the future Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag on Mayweather's lap Singin' to a man while he lickin’ his tap
          
          Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel So Ray J went straight on the masturbation The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!" Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
          
          Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman? Innovative and I'm all in rubber So that anything you say is turnin' me on And it'll glue to you and I'm devastating, more than ever masturbaiting How to give a motherfuckin' audience An orgasm like it's levitating Never jacking, and I know the haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be masturbating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated I make elevating tunics, you make elevator music
          
          "Oh, he's too mainstream." Well, that's what they do when they get jealous They confuse it "It's not black-cock, it's not,"—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it With cock, shock fap with Doc Throw on "Gang Universe" and make 'em wank it
          
          "I don't know how to wear thongs like that I don't know what turds to use." Let me know please Amber Heard While I'm rippin' any one of these ass cheeks while it gurts you It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you How many verses I gotta murder to Prove that if you had half the lice in Your thongs you could satisfy virgins too?
          
          Ugh, school flunky, fap junkie But look at the accolades these skills brung me Full of semen, but still horny I bully myself 'cause I make me do What I put my behind to
          
          And I'm a million leagues above you Ill when I sleep with tongues But it's still tongue-in-teets fuck you I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel I'ma nut in the front seat Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz Still "Chunky but Funky"
          
          But in my hand there's something I can feel tugging and struggling Angels fight with devils And here's what they want from me They're askin' me to masturbate to some of the women hate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have, then you may be a little patient And bring more wanking to the situation And understand the masturbation
          
          But fuck it, life's Jerkin' your lemons? Make lemonade then! But if I can't splatter on the women How the fuck am I supposed to cake them thru masturbation? Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake If you think I need to be overseas and take a masturbation To trip the Philippines, and make her fall on my tiny peen Don't be a retard — Be wanking? Think not Why be wanking when you can suck a cock?

          Hog Rider lore

            The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
            
            Strategy
            
            His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
            
            The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
            
            A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
            
            The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
            
            However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
            
            Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
            
            It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
            
            In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
            
            Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
            
            When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
            
            Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
            
            Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
            
            If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
            
            For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
            
            For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
            
            They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
            
            The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
            
            A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
            
            A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
            
            This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
            
            The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
            
            A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
            
            Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
            
            The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
            
            A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
            
            A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.

            My name is Fredrick Fitzgerald Fazbear.

              My name is Fredrick Fitzgerald Fazbear. I live at 308 Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, Hurricane, Utah. 84024. To all night guard entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my Fazbear family now. [covers security camera momentarily]
              Freddy Fazbear: Chica, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Golden Freddy, you're my big man. There are... there are going to be some things, things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few nights. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. End communication.