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Nobody fucks monkeys and people

    Nobody fucks monkeys and people, you idiot. You either fuck monkeys or you fuck people. That’s it. There’s no in-between. You’re not gonna get monkey pussy on Tuesday… and then be like, ”Well, let me call Charlene,” on Thursday. No. Once you fuck a monkey, that’s a firm decision. "I’m out of the human pussy game for good". It’s ridiculous. They act like monkeys are just as open as… waiting for people to fuck them, man. Monkeys don’t wanna be fucked by people. Think about it. Think about how hard it would be to catch a monkey… and fuck it. That’s ridiculous. That’s how it had to go down. You think you’re going to walk up to him in the woods… and bribe this n i g g a with fruits and bananas? "Hey, buddy, hey. There you go, buddy, yeah. There you go, your big bright red ass. This big bright red booty". Do you know how strong a monkey is? It would rip your dick off like a celery stalk. Throw that shit in the tall grass, to never be seen again. ”Hey, dog, we’re gonna go to the club, pick up some girls, you trying to roll?” ”No, man, I’m cool. I’m gonna stay home, chill with my monkey. You know how long it took me to train this monkey… to suck my dick… without peeling it? Last night, Chimp-chimp jerked me off with his feet". "N i g g a, only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness. So you all keep fucking these people if you want, n i g g a s. No, it’s monkey pussy for me. I’m hooking up with an orangutan next week. Cause all I fuck is chimps and orangutans.”

    Hi my name is AUGHHHH

      Hi my name is (AAAAUUUGGHH) Winstead. I'm (AAAAUUUGGHH)  17 years old. I am very similar to you. Did I mention to you that (AAAAUUUGGHH) a group of girls pushed me down
      hi my name is AUHHHH 
      winstead im AUGHHHHHH 
      (seventeen years old and i am) 
      very similar to you 
      did i mention to you that i am AUGGHHHHHH
      of girls pushed me down a sewer

      Based on the original Carmen Winstead creepypasta

      The Richter scale

        Richter scale copypasta
        The Richter scale – also called the Richter magnitude scale and Richter's magnitude scale – is a measure of the strength of earthquakes, developed by Charles Francis Richter and presented in his landmark 1935 paper, where he called it the "magnitude scale". This was later revised and renamed the local magnitude scale, denoted as ML .
        
        Because of various shortcomings of the original ML  scale, most seismological authorities now use other similar scales, such as the moment magnitude scale (Mw ), to report earthquake magnitudes, but much of the news media still refers to these as "Richter" magnitudes. All magnitude scales retain the logarithmic character of the original and are scaled to have roughly comparable numeric values (typically in the middle of the scale). Due to the variance in Earthquakes; it's essential to understand the Richter scale uses logarithms simply to make the measurements manageable (i.e., a magnitude 3 quake factors 10³ while a magnitude 5 quake is 100 times stronger than that).

        I WANT IGUODALA

          Of everyone on Golden State, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I WANT IGUODALA.

          CEASE AND DESIST LETTER

            Cease and desist copypasta
            CEASE AND DESIST LETTER/RESTRAINING ORDER
            
            X/X/20XX
            
            Dear PersonName:
            
            This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your harassing and intimidating actions against me has become unbearable. Such anti-social behavior is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form. This letter is to demand that your harassment and intimidation must CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, we will not hesitate to pursue further legal action against you, including, but not limited to, civil action and/or criminal complaints.
            
            Please note that I have a right to remain free from your intimidating tactics, and we will take the responsibility upon ourselves to protect that right. Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its delivery will be stored. Note too that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.
            
            This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future under any circumstances do the following to me: speak to, contact, pursue, harass, attack, strike, threaten, telephone (via cellular or landline), instant message, page, fax, email, disturb my peace, keep me under surveillance, gather information about and/or block my movements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions, as well as contact via reddit.com
            
            Note that your behavior is a violation of Federal Criminal Statutes 47 USC 223(a)(1)(c) - Obscene or Harassing Telephone Calls in the District of Columbia or in Interstate or Foreign Communications; District of Columbia Code, Title 22, Section 504 - Threatened Assault in a Menacing Manner; Stalking
            
            Additionally note that your behavior is a violation of US Federal Laws 18 USC Subsection 2265 Full Faith and Credit, 18 USC Subsection 2261A Interstate Stalking, 18 USC Subsection 875(c) Interstate Communications, 47 USC Subsection 223(a)(1)(c) Harassing Telephone Calls in Interstate Communications
            
            Should you willfully choose to continue your current course of action, I will not hesitate to file a complaint with the Reddit Administration for your ongoing violations of the Criminal Laws noted previously.
            
            This letter does not constitute exhaustive statement of my position nor is it a waiver of any of my rights and/or remedies in this and/or any other related matter.
            
            We demand your immediate compliance, and furthermore that you confirm in writing that all volatile activity will cease immediately.
            
            Very truly yours,
            
            Someone special
            
            Sent via XXX