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Hi, I’m Saul Goodman.

    Saul Goodman copypasta
    Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
    
    Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
    
    For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
    
    I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
    
    You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
    
    If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
    
    I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
    
    Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
    
    As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen."
    
    Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.
    Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.👨🏼‍⚖️👨🏼‍⚖️ 👨🏼‍⚖️ Did you know that you have rights? 🤨🤨🤨 The Constitution says you do.📜📜
    
    And so do I.🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️ I believe, that until proven guilty,⚖️⚖️⚖️
    
    every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.✅✅✅
    
    And that's why I fight for you,🫂🫂
    
    Albuquerque! Better call Saul. Saul Goodman, attorney 🗽🗽🗽

    Morbius reviews #morbiussweep

      #morbiussweep
      Morbius is honestly the best movie I’ve ever seen. I know it sounds crazy, but it touched me. I came thrice while watching it in the theatres. I’m so glad we finally get to see Jared Leto, my favourite actor of all time, in the role of Morbius the living vampire. I thought the plot of the movie was very entertaining and original, and I never could have seen the twists coming. This is a really good change from all this Hollywood propaganda we’ve been fed over the last few decades. The industry needs more people like Leto to play such diverse roles. I could really see myself in the character Morbius, he’s really relatable and fun and quirky. Overall, Morbius is the best cinema experience I’ve ever had and nothing will ever top it. I’ll cherish this memory for the rest of my life, I’ll remember the fabric of the seats and the sweaty atmosphere in the theatre. When Morbius first got on screen, me and the other man who went to watch cheered as loud as we could. I was so lucky to be able to have an almost empty room to see the movie so I wasn’t annoyed by exterior noises while watching. In fact, every time I went to rewatch it now that I think about it, the room was empty. My guess is that everyone was so shocked by Leto’s incredible, revolutionary and profound acting that they had to leave the room. I’m repeating myself, but Morbius is and will always be a true classic, a masterpiece between trash movies from money-hungry studios. When I tell myself I’m watching a movie, Morbius is the kind of cinematic experience I’m waiting for. It was way better than The Batman (2022) and now my favourite movie of all time, a direct cult classic. I’d recommend avidly. 11/10.
      After due consideration, I have determined that Morbius (2022) is an important film, perhaps the most important film of the 21st century. What writers Burl Sharpless and Matt Samaza (the creative masterminds who penned the widely misunderstood Gods of Egypt (2016) and the vastly underrated Dracula Untold (2014)) have done here is nothing short of commendable. Director Daniel Espinosa (who also helmed sci-fi gem Life (2017)) brilliantly brings this material to life with his artful direction; the brooding and dark cinematography brilliantly conveys the theme of bats, and is at times reminiscent of the work of Argentõ. Samaza and Sharpless also made the brilliant decision to keep the length at a brisk and efficacious 1h 44m, as they trust the viewer to be intelligent enough to fill in the gaping holes in the plot (after all nothing is as terrifying as ones own imagination). This provides time for far more necessary scenes such as when the villain (brilliantly brought to life by Matt Smith) dances while putting in a well fitted suit; I found this scene in particular to be a wonderful demonstration of milo’s carefully executed character growth from a harmless cripple to eccentric vampire with the disposition of a true thespian of the silent era. Jared Leto gives perhaps his most brilliant performance since Chapter 27 (2007) as Dr. Michael Morbius. I also greatly admired the parallels Samaza and Sharpless drew between the Morbius and Nieztche’s concept of the Übermensch (certainty a rarity for superhero fanfares). I also picked up hints of Cain and Abel in Morbius and Milo’s relationship (after all, is this not a biblical story at heart?). Unfortunately, I cannot delve further into the story so as not to rotten the experience of those uninitiated to Morbius (2022), but needless to say the atypical structure of the second half can only be compared to the works of new wave directors like Godard and Truffaut. I implore any and all to seek out Morbius(2022). although Morbius (2022) seems to have completely flown over most critics heads, Audiences are responding to the film in a way not scene since before the pandemic, and I personally have complete faith that Morbious will become a cult classic in the coming years.

      Open Morbius Review 1

      Morbius is, in short, a phenomenal film. It is a beauty to behold for the mind, the ears, and the eye. It is both an original and a clever homage to some of history's greatest films. It is a pioneering achievement in the art of filmmaking, one that shall never be surpassed. This film will draw you in, and it will touch you. It will make you feel a powerful range of emotions which you have never felt before. You will laugh, and you will cry. You will rage, and you will fear. You will be sick to your stomach. You will ultimately feel a satisfaction unmatched by that which you have already experienced.
      
      Morbius is more than just a movie. It's a personal experience. The characters were realistic and beautifully written. I felt like I knew them. Nay; I KNEW them. While I was watching the film, I considered them my closest friends. Their struggles, although foreign, were also relatable. As I watched them overcome their fears and their prejudices in order to save the day, they taught me that I, too, could be the hero. It made me rethink everything I thought I knew about society, heroism, and morality.
      
      This movie is truly a miracle. It cured my cancer, fed my starving children, and brought my grandmother back to life. Daniel Espinosa (the wonderful director of this film) is more than a filmmaker. He is a PROPHET. Mere words cannot express how thankful I am for the existence of his masterpiece. Thanks to Espinosa, we finally have an answer to the age-old question. God is real, and He is Morbius.
      
      ∞/10 stars.

      Open Morbius Review 2

      When you think of the best movie ever made, the first that come to mind are Interstellar, The Godfather, Venom: Let There Be Carnage or Ant-Man and the Wasp. Well, it's safe to say that the only movie you'll think of now is Morbius (2022), starring the legendary Jared Leto (best known for his role in flawless role in Suicide Squad). Morbius is pure cinema. The acting, the cinematography, the visual effects are absolutely out of this world. There were multiple times throughout the film when I forgot that I wasn't actually there and was merely sitting in a dark, cold, lonely cinema. Every single second of the film was exhilarating, and I could feel the adrenaline shooting through my body at the speed of light. The only thing that I can think of that's negative about this film is that there weren't enough cameos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Like where the hell was the Iron Man or Captain Marvel? Or where were the cheeseburger references? Aside from that, I think this film will be remembered until the end of time. Thank you, Jared Leto.

      Open Morganbus

      Morganbus is such a fantastic movie hands down the best movie in diary of the wimpy kid trilogy. It has action pact scenes to ensure your seat will be sweaty once you stand up🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️😅😅😅 it also features the rock Johnson from Dwayne the rock Johnson jungle movie 1 and 2 (both great movies). He’s also the lead Fortnite director HE HAS HIS OWN SKIN. Molgius has his own merch too which is a great compliment to Stan lee first of all second of all they will be making morbies nft soon so ima cop that. It also features kung fu panda (another masterpiece) in the scen where mornings is trying to break out of his fast food job making onion rings and cooking peanuts over a campfire while talking to his imaginary friend SpongeBob and Patrick from the hit show looney toons and friends. This is just a terrific movie in general hardcore critics like myself love this movie and I hope everyone here does too if you don’t I’ll find your house and track you down where you live and you’ll be gone. Also the scene where Spider-Man and venom join the roster it’s just crazy my mind is blown I am hyped now for venom into the venomverse very cool and did I mention that this movie made 300 million dollars in day like avatar did in three days lmao. #morbiussweep

      Meowbahh apology

        Meowbahh is a vtuber on Tiktok
        Konnichiwa everybody. Meow just wanted to make a quick video to apologise to the fandom.*Munches food* Meow did not realise the r word was a slur used against mentally challenged people. Meows heard the word many times in meows life and never knew it was a slur. Arigato for educating meow. Gomenasai friends. Meow promises never to say that word again. Meow hopes the disabled fandom feels better soon <3. *Eating noise* b u r g e r. Arigato!

        Kiara’s announcement

          I've come to make an announcement. Ninomae ina'nis is a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her Eldritch horror fucking slimy dick out, and she pissed on my wife, and she said her dick was this big and i said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com - Ninomae Ina'nis, you've got a small dick, its the size of this chickin except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. Takes out her sword That's right baby, all spikes, no suction cups, no tentacles, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Tentacult. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER PHOENIX PIIIIIISSSSS!
          
          Except I'm not gonna piss on the tentacult, I'm gonna go higher, I'm pissing on COOOVEEER!
          
          How do you like that YAGOO?! I PISSED ON COVER YOU IDIOT!
          
          You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrroplllllets hit fucking Cover Corp, Now get out of my fucking sight, before i piss on you too!

          Cranking my HOG

            THE OTHER DAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸📺📺MY WIFE ASKED ME IF I COULD STOP CRANKIN MY HOG ☠️☠️SO SHE COULD HEAR THE TV. 📺GUESS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🤬🤬WHAT I 💪🏻💪🏻TOLD HER? OF COURSE HONEY IM SORRY☠️☠️ I WILL BE MORE ☠️☠️MINDFUL OF OTHERS WHILE IM CRANKIN ☠️☠️MY HOG!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🤬. LOVE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🤬🤬🤬YOU. THE ONLY THING🇺🇸🇺🇸 I LOVE MORE THAN CRANKIN🤬🤬 MY HOG IS MY WIFE. CRANK WITH RESPECT BROTHERS💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

            Benefits of NoFap

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              Benefits of NoFap:
              
              Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse.
              
              Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity.
              
              Day 10 - Better energy and sleep.
              
              Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity.
              
              Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof.
              
              Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration.
              
              Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.
              
              Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.
              
              Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down.
              
              Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional.
              
              Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
              
              Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
              
              Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business.
              
              Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.
              
              Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.
              
              Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.
              
              Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.
              
              You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men. "Try not to fap. But if you must, use lube." Those were your parting words.
              
              Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension.