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Believe it or not, jail

    This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protestors away? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail. Slow: jail. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to jail. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, jail. You overcook chicken, also jail. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of jail.

    ULTRAKILL Gabriel

      Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!
      Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of GOD... Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of the Father, I shall REND YOU APART, and you will become inanimate once more.
      What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER! May your woes be many, and your days few!
      Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of The Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.
      BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
      Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God.
      What? How can this be? Bested by this... this thing? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!
      May your woes be many, and your days few!
      Foolishness, machine. Foolishness.
      An imperfection to be cleansed...
      You are LESS than nothing!
      Machine, I know you're here. I can smell the insolent stench of your bloodstained hands. I await you down below. Come to me.
      Limbo, Lust, all gone... With Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger; purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated... As do you. You've taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED.
      Twice!? Beaten by an object... Twice! I've only known the taste of victory, but this taste... Is- Is this my blood? Haha- I've never known such... Such... relief..? I- I need some time to think... We will meet again, machine. May your woes be many... and your days few.

      Sea anemones

        Sea anemones copypasta is from the Chainsaw man manga
        Sea anemones are relatives of the jellyfish. They have these tiny hairs growing on them that they use to feed by stunning fish, shrimp, zooplankton, and so on.
        
        But they can survive for years without food. They're like jellyfish in thath way. There are even sea anemones that have lived longer than 70 years with the proper care.
        
        They're found all troughout the world's oceans, and they can slowly moce too. There are also fish that live inside them called anemonefish. The sea anemones protect them from predators and share their food scraps.
        
        In tropical waters, sea anemones latch on to coral reefs or rocks.
        
        Starfish are echinoderms and relatives of the sea urchin. There are as many as 2,000 starfish species around the world. Not all of them are star-shaped either. There's even a species with 30 arms.
        
        When they get attacked by a predator, they'll rip off their own arm to get away while the predator eats it. Their arms can regenerate, so I guess they regrow later.
        
        Starfish can eat almost anything in the ocean. They feed by pushing their stomach out og their mouth and directly digesting their prey. Fun fact, there's an area in Kumamoto Prefecture where they eat starfish. As you'd expect from a relative of the sea urchin, you strip the skin to eat the insides, like with sea urchins.
        
        Even in other languages, starfish mostly have star-related names. For instance, in France they're called...

        Origin of this copypasta

        Its from the Chainsaw man manga where a socially awkward girl Asa Mitaka tries to seduce the protagonist (Denji) with facts about anemones on their date to an aquarium. Denji finally ditches Asa midway through their date to see penguins.

        Asa insists on spewing anemones facts despite her negative rizz
        SEA ANEMONES ARE RELATIVES OF THE JELLYFISH. THEY HAVE THESE TINY HAIRS GROWING ON THEM THAT THEY USE TO FEED BY STUNNING FISH, SHRIMP, ZOOPLANKTON, AND SO ON. BUT THEY CAN SURVIVE FOR YEARS WITHOUT FOOD. THEY'RE LIKE JELLYFISH IN THAT WAY. THERE ARE EVEN SEA ANEMONES THAT HAVE LIVED LONGER THAN 70 YEARS WITH THE PROPER CARE. THEY'RE FOUND ALL THROUGHOUT THE WORLD'S OCEANS, AND THEY CAN SLOWLY MOVE TOO. THERE ARE ALSO FISH THAT LIVE INSIDE THEM CALLED ANEMONEFISH. THE SEA ANEMONES PROTECT THEM FROM PREDATORS AND SHARE THEIR FOOD SCRAPS. IN TROPICAL WATERS, SEA ANEMONES LATCH ON TO CORAL REEFS OR ROCKS. STARFISH ARE ECHINODERMS AND RELATIVES OF THE SEA URCHIN. THERE ARE AS MANY AS 2,000 STARFISH SPECIES AROUND THE WORLD. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE STAR-SHAPED EITHER. THERE'S EVEN A SPECIES WITH 30 ARMS. WHEN THEY GET ATTACKED BY A PREDATOR, THEY'LL RIP OFF THEIR OWN ARM TO GET AWAY WHILE THE PREDATOR EATS IT. THEIR ARMS CAN REGENERATE, SO I GUESS THEY REGROW LATER. STARFISH CAN EAT ALMOST ANYTHING IN THE OCEAN. THEY FEED BY PUSHING THEIR STOMACH OUT OF THEIR MOUTH AND DIRECTLY DIGESTING THEIR PREY. FUN FACT, THERE'S AN AREA IN KUMAMOTO PREFECTURE WHERE THEY EAT STARFISH. AS YOU'D EXPECT FROM A RELATIVE OF THE SEA URCHIN, YOU STRIP THE SKIN TO EAT THE INSIDES, LIKE WITH SEA URCHINS.

        Meu nome é Patrick Bateman

          Eu moro no edifício American Gardens na rua 81 oeste no 11° andar. Meu nome é Patrick Bateman e tenho 27 anos. Gosto muito de me cuidar, faço uma dieta balanceada e faço uma rigorosa rotina de exercícios. Se acordo com o rosto um pouco inchado, eu coloco uma máscara gelada enquanto faço abdominais. Consigo fazer até mil. Depois de tirar a máscara gelada, uso uma loção de limpeza profunda para limpar os poros. Durante o banho uso um gel massageador; depois um óleo a base de mel e amêndoas e, no rosto, um gel esfoliante. Depois eu aplico uma máscara facial mentolada durante 10 minutos, enquanto preparo o resto de minha rotina. Sempre uso loção após barba com pouco ou nenhum álcool, porque o álcool resseca a pele do rosto e envelhece. Depois um hidratante, um creme antirrugas para os olhos seguidos de uma loção protetora hidratante final. Há uma ideia de Patrick Bateman. É uma espécie de abstração, mas eu não sou isso na realidade. Isso é uma entidade... É ilusório. Embora eu possa esconder meu olhar frio, e apertando minha mão você sinta minha carne e até pense que temos o mesmo estilo de vida, eu simplesmente não existo.

          Meu nome é Yoshikage Kira‘ copypasta

          I NEED MORE BULLETS

            I need more bullets Tiktok meme!
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            Wow, a lot of protein, sir
            Let's go to the gym, buddy!
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            Unless they will know my power
            I need more bullets!
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            Bigger weapons!
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            I need more bullets!
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            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
            Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
            Watch me ride that horse, sir
            
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Now that is a weapon!
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            Now that is a weapon!
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            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
            Wow, a lot of protein, sir
            Let's go to the gym, buddy!
            Let's go to the gym, buddy!
            Let's go to the gym, buddy!
            
            Unless they will know my power
            I need more bullets!
            I need more bullets!
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            Bigger weapons!
            Bigger weapons!
            Bigger weapons!
            I need more bullets!
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            AUAGHGAUWGHGAHG
            Wow, thanks for the protein, sir
            Watch me ride that horse, sir
            
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Hasta la Vista, Baby!
            Now that is a weapon!
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            Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑 Let's go to the gym, buddy! 💪🏻🍑
            
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            Chair

              Chair response copypasta

              What is chair

              A chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. They may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.
              
              Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat. 

              Chair wikipedia

              One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.
              
              Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.
              
              Etymology
              
              Chair comes from the early 13th-century English word chaere, from Old French chaiere ("chair, seat, throne"), from Latin cathedra ("seat").
              
              History
              
              Early 20th-century armchair made in eastern Australia, with strong heraldic embellishment The chair has been used since antiquity, although for many centuries it was a symbolic article of state and dignity rather than an article for ordinary use. "The chair" is still used as the emblem of authority in the House of Commons in the United Kingdom and Canada, and in many other settings. In keeping with this historical connotation of the "chair" as the symbol of authority, committees, boards of directors, and academic departments all have a 'chairman' or 'chair'. Endowed professorships are referred to as chairs. It was not until the 16th century that chairs became common. Until then, people sat on chests, benches, and stools, which were the ordinary seats of everyday life. The number of chairs which have survived from an earlier date is exceedingly limited; most examples are of ecclesiastical, seigneurial or feudal origin.
              
              Chairs were in existence since at least the Early Dynastic Period of Egypt (c. 3100 BC). They were covered with cloth or leather, were made of carved wood, and were much lower than today's chairs – chair seats were sometimes only 10 inches (25 cm) high. In ancient Egypt chairs appear to have been of great richness and splendor. Fashioned of ebony and ivory, or of carved and gilded wood, they were covered with costly materials, magnificent patterns and supported upon representations of the legs of beasts or the figures of captives. Generally speaking, the higher ranked an individual was, the taller and more sumptuous was the chair he sat on and the greater the honor. On state occasions the pharaoh sat on a throne, often with a little footstool in front of it.
              
              The average Egyptian family seldom had chairs, and if they did, it was usually only the master of the household who sat on a chair. Among the better off, the chairs might be painted to look like the ornate inlaid and carved chairs of the rich, but the craftsmanship was usually poor.