Skip to content

Transcript

Copypasta of popular quotes, lines or transcripts seen in movies, anime, videos or Tiktok videos. Include 19$ Fortnite card and entire Bee movie script.


My name is Craig Tucker

    My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

    The missile is eepy

      Missile is eepy original video
      the missile is very tired, he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a smol sleeb. he eeby and neebies to sleeby. mibsile sleepy and need bed-bye time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleevjy lil guy and needs to go to bedb. he is ver tired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. midsilylele neebs to slek, ver twired boyo, just a lil guy. mibsipilibille needs his beaty sleeb. look at him go! he yawn big cause he skeejy, neebs to falafel asleep. nini time! good night, mister the missile.

      Based on the original “The Missile Knows Where It Is

      the missile is very tired. he is eepy. the missile has had a very long day of splashing bandits and wants to take just a small sleep. he eeby and neebies to sleebie. mibsile sleepy and need bed by time. the missile is currently experiencing critical levels of being a sleehjy little guy and needs to go to beb. he is retired and needs to slep. just a little sleejing time as a treat. mibsilelelele neebs to slek for twired boyo. just a lil guy. mibsipaleebeelee needs his beaty sleep. look at him go! he yawn bib cause he skeegy. neebs to falafel asleep. ni ni time. goodnight, mr the missile.

      One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼

        👋🏼👋🏼 Yo Yo Bro! 👀
        
        Come Over Here 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
        
        Check Out My Shoes 👟👀
        
        There’s A Brand New 🔥 –
        
        One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼
        
        Three 👞 Four 👞 Buckle Some More 🔥
        
        Five 👞 Six Nike Kicks 🔥🔥👟👟💯
        Bro come over here! Come over here! Check my new shoes they’re the brand new..ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE⁉️⁉️🗣️🔥🔥👟👟 THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE👟👟👟⁉️⁉️‼️🗣️🔥🔥 FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️👟👟‼️ Oh ho ho! That is so fire!! Hahah!
        One 👞 Two 👞 Buckle My Shoe 👌🏼
        🔥1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOES 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE 5 6 NIKE KICKS HOHOHUHUHU THAT IS SO FIRE🔥

        Axel in Harlem

          I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
          I trap until the, bloody bottoms is underneath
          'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets
          I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
          I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
          Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
          I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
          I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty
          ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠄⠈⠉⠁⠢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢀⣀⣰⣤⣤⡠⠤⢀⢀⠅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠀⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡠⠐⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠢⠀ ⠈⠐⠂⠈⠁⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠀⠀⠉⠉⢂⠀⠀⢸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠄⠂⠈⠉⠉⠐⠂⢔⠉⠈⠉⠑⡀⢑⠤⢼ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⡸ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⢘⠃⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡘⠀⣠⠂⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠈⠂⠤⠤⠔⠈⠍⠁⠌⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠡⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠂⡀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠘⠢⠀⠀⠈⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⢀⡇⠀⡄⠀⠑⡀⢀⠰⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⢄⡈⠈⠇⠀⠀⠐⡁⠀⠈⡕⡂ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⡀⠀⢠⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⢸⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣄⣠⠸⠀
          🚶🏿‍♂️🍑🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️
          I put the new Forgi's on the Jeep I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath 'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets I keep a hunnid racks, inside my jeans I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'

          Open full lyrics for 'Mustard - Ballin'

          I don't really wanna go
          I don't really wanna stay
          But I really hope and pray
          Can we get it together?
          Get it together
          Mustard on the beat, hoe
          I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
          I trap until the, bloody bottoms is underneath
          'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets
          I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
          I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
          Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm ballin'
          I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
          I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty
          All this designer on my body got me drip, drip, ayy
          Straight up out the Yajects, I'm a big Crip
          If I got a pint of lean, I'ma sip, sip
          I run the racks up with my queen like London and Nip
          But I got rich on all these niggas, I didn't forget, back
          I had to go through the struggle, I didn't forget that
          I hop inside of the Maybach and now I can sit back
          These bitches know me now 'cause I got them big racks
          'Cause I'm gettin' money now, I know you heard that
          Young nigga on the corner, bitch, I had to serve crack
          Uncle fronted me some P's, had to get them birds back
          We came up on dirty money, I gave it a birdbath
          Cut off the brain and I give my bitch a new coupe
          Either you frontin' y'all gang or you're SuWoop
          Got a New Orleans bitch, and man, that pussy voodoo
          And I'm that nigga now, who knew?
          I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
          I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
          'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets
          I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
          I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
          Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm balin'
          I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
          I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty
          I been wakin' up to get the money, woah, woah
          Got a bad bitch, her ass tatted, woah, woah
          Givenchy to my toes, two twins, I'm fuckin' 'em both
          I put in a new AP, the water like a boat
          I was down bad on my dick, where was you niggas at?
          I know you turned your back on me just to get some racks
          I see you swerve back, 'cause I'm in the black 'Bach
          New diamonds on me, fuck a flash, this ain't Snapchat
          'Cause I been gettin' paid
          Yellow diamonds on me look like lemonade
          Grab my baby mama that new Bentayga
          Tryna get the dojo like a sensei, yeah
          Rolls Royce umbrellas when I'm in the rain
          I just mind my business
          I got brothers that did the time, I ain't kiddin'
          All these rappers just talk about it, I live it
          Goin' up, I ain't got no sky limit, yeah, yeah, yeah
          I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
          I trap until the bloody bottoms is underneath
          'Cause all my niggas got it out the streets
          I keep a hundred racks inside my jeans
          I remember hittin' the mall with the whole team
          Now a nigga can't answer calls 'cause I'm balin'
          I was wakin' up gettin' racks in the mornin'
          I was broke, now I'm rich, these niggas salty
          I, ayy, yeah
          I've been ballin', lil' nigga
          Now watch me ball on these niggas
          Yeah, now watch me ball on these niggas, yeah
          Now watch me ball on these niggas
          Now watch me ball on these niggas, yeah, yeah
          WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶
          WE MAKIN' IT OUT OF THE ELEVATOR WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🥶🥶
          WE GETTING INTO DA BEDROOM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
          WE BRINGING THE WHOLE BAKERY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶
          WE STROLLING OUTTA HARLEM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
          A perfect song for walking down the street with your friends.
          It’s a nice song to listen to while I walk down the street in my tight, purple, tuxedos 
          What a lovely song to listen to while taking a lovely stroll around Harlem

          Peter, the horse is here

            Peter, as we sit here enjoying our meal, I wanted to bring to your attention that there appears to be an unexpected guest among us. It seems that the horse, in some inexplicable manner, has managed to enter the dining room unnoticed and is now standing calmly amidst us. Its large and majestic presence, juxtaposed against the coziness of our dining room, creates a surreal and almost dreamlike ambiance. Despite the unexpected nature of the situation, the horse seems at peace, and its gentle demeanor does not suggest any harm. I thought you would want to be informed of this unexpected and curious occurrence.

            Another variation

            Peter, as we sit here enjoying our meal, engaged in delightful conversation and savoring the delectable flavors, an extraordinary and utterly unexpected occurrence has taken place, transforming the tranquility of our cozy dining room into an otherworldly scene. To our astonishment, a majestic horse, of all things, has somehow found its way into our intimate space, its imposing presence juxtaposed against the warmth and familiarity of our surroundings.
            
            However, as we take a closer look, our initial amazement gives way to concern. The horse appears to be injured, its movements slow and uncertain, and its vacant expression suggesting some sort of impairment. Although the situation is disorienting, there is a palpable sense of calmness emanating from the horse, and it poses no immediate danger to anyone in the room. It is in these unexpected moments that our empathy and compassion are put to the test, urging us to respond with care and consideration for the well-being of this magnificent creature.
            
            Recognizing the importance of acknowledging this strange and fascinating occurrence, I felt it crucial to bring it to your attention. Together, we can approach this situation with sensitivity and ensure that we take appropriate steps to assist the horse or, at the very least, ensure that it is provided with the care it needs.
            
            In the face of such an extraordinary event, it is essential that we remain calm and composed. Sudden movements or loud noises may startle the horse, potentially exacerbating its distress and leading to an undesirable outcome. Let us cultivate an atmosphere of tranquility, allowing the horse to acclimate to its surroundings without additional stress.
            
            Before taking any action, it is prudent to assess the horse's condition from a safe distance. We must carefully observe any visible signs of injury or distress, taking note of its demeanor and behavior. However, we should exercise caution and refrain from attempting to approach or touch the horse without professional guidance. Injured animals can be unpredictable, and our well-intentioned efforts might unintentionally worsen its condition or place us in harm's way.
            
            Given the complexity of the situation, it would be wise to contact local animal control or a nearby animal rescue organization promptly. These entities possess the necessary expertise and resources to handle such situations appropriately. They will be able to assess the horse's condition, provide the required medical care, and take the necessary steps to ensure its safety and well-being.
            
            When reaching out for assistance, it would be beneficial to provide as much information as possible to the authorities or organization involved. Describing the horse's appearance, behavior, and any observations we have made regarding its injuries or impairment will aid them in understanding the situation comprehensively and responding effectively.
            
            While awaiting professional assistance, it is crucial that we maintain a safe distance from the horse and continue to monitor its condition discreetly. This way, we can promptly relay any changes or signs of distress to the authorities, enabling them to make informed decisions and take appropriate action.
            
            As we navigate this surreal and unexpected event, our actions must be driven by empathy and a genuine concern for the horse's well-being. By approaching the situation with caution and empathy, we can ensure that the appropriate measures are taken to provide the necessary care and attention to this remarkable animal.
            
            Together, let us embrace this unprecedented occurrence and strive to facilitate a positive outcome for the horse, ensuring its safety and restoring the harmony of our cherished dining room.

            Using math to calculate how many bitches you get

              How many bitches do you get? I derived a formula to calculate the answer to my question. Using the formula:
              
              B = G (A·S) / d²Where:
              
              B: Number of bitches you bring in (BϵN)
              G: Grass constant. The natural logarithm of the number of times you should have touched grass in the past year plus one [G := ln(350+1)]
              A: Your age rounded to 2 decimal points
              S: Number of showers you’ve taken this year
              d: Number of days since your father left to go get some milk
              
              As we can see, even if you’ve touched grass and showered daily, your father being gone for more than half a decade (d≥3652.5), the denominator juxtaposes all products on the numerator.
              
              In summary, rounding off B to nearest natural number, we can conclude that you get zero bitches, which is completely unrelatable to all others here, who engage in daily sexual intercourse with all female members of your family above the age of 18 (and trust me, there is no upper boundary – your nan is fair game).