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Vaporeon (Good Ending)

    Vaporeon good ending copypasta
    Based on the original cursed Vaporeon pasta
    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks. 
    
    Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility. 
    
    Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
    Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon is a Water-type Pokemon introduced in Generation 1? Vaporeon is number 134 in the National Dex, and a member of the Field egg group. It evolves from Eevee when exposed to a Water Stone. Vaporeon has a base stat total of 525, as do all Eeveelutions, and it has the ability Water Absorb. Vaporeon learns various strong moves, such as Aurora Beam, Surf, and Acid Armor. Vaporeon is a blue Pokemon with a quadruped build, weighing in at 64 pounds and standing 1 meter tall. Vaporeon's design is inspired by dogs, foxes, mermaids, dolphins, and fish. Vaporeon is able to hide in water due to its chemical makeup being similar to water, according to various Pokedex entries. Vaporeon is the only Eeveelution in Generation 1 that is not weak to Ground-type attacks. Many Trainers like Vaporeon for its design, which mixes cool and cute, as well as its good stats and movepool.

    Vaporeon is objectively the best hugger

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, vaporeon is objectively the best hugger? Due to their average height of 3'03", they are small enough to bring everywhere but large enough to give a good hug. Also, considering that they are in the field egg group, they are mammals, meaning that they produce heat, making for a warm hug. Aswell they have a water like body structure leading to them conforming to your body shape, giving a stronger hug. Finally, they have incredible base stats and the option to learn moves like acid armor, meaning you can squeeze them to your hearts content. Vaporeon was built to give hugs. :)

    Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up.

      Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line, so what if I took an extra ten seconds to order? Who cares, man? You really are something else, you know that? You lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, asshole, everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store, I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some misunderstood artist, or genius, or we just don't 'get you', it's because you're mean, alright? Look at Spongebob, he works in front of a hot grill all day, but we like him, and you know why? Because he's nice. He says hello to us. Look man I don't want to be this type of customer you know, I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr Krabs or anything, I just want to get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright?... Thank you...

      Arabian Psycho

        I live on the Muharraq Gardens building on Budaiya highway. My name is Batriq Iban Ba-Atman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in adhering to the core pillars of Islam. In the morning, before suhur, I do the Fajr prayer whilst prostrating myself in the air. I can do a thousand now. In the shower, I perform ghusl to be clean for the next prayer. This is because I've broken my fast with masturbation. During wudu, I apply a 300SPF sun lotion, to protect from the dessert sun. Afterwards, I always use a South Asian oud with little or no alcohol. Because alcohol is haram. There is an idea of Batriq Iban Ba-Atman, some kinda of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity.

        Potion Seller

          "Hello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions."
          
          "My potions are too strong for you, traveler."
          
          "Potion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions."
          
          "You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you."
          
          "Potion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions."
          
          "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."
          
          "Potion Seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle and I need your strongest potions."
          
          "My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions."
          
          "Potion Seller, I'm telling you right now; I'm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions."
          
          "You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong."
          
          "Potion Seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions. I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!"
          
          "You can't handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man."
          
          "Potion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!"
          
          "I can't give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest."
          
          "Well then that's it, Potion Seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions."
          
          "That's what you'd better do."
          
          "I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!"
          
          "Good. You're not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and you're clearly are not of the strongest you're clearly the weakest."
          
          "You've had your say, Potion Seller but I'll have mine. You're a rascal, you're a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything...except your potions!"
          
          "Why respect knights...when my potions can do anything that you can..."

          Story of Undertale

            Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot Wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone But I escape and meet some bones Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose Now watch me move I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara's my coach All these monsters I will poach Screw being pacifist I think I'll use my fists I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm in a different trail Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of Undertale I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my Undertale Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front-page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them is his ultimate goal Open the door to humanity's realm Start a new war (humans overwhelm) I'm homicidal and I've got a taste I want to wipe out the monster race I've got no patience, I've got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue

            Bing chilling in pinyin

              Zhōngguó zǎoshang hǎo. Xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín. Wǒ fēicháng xǐhuān bīngqílín. Dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ bīngqílín hái kuài. Sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 shì wǒ zuì xǐhuān de suǒyǐ... Xiànzài shì zhǔnbèi yīnyuè de shíjiānle 1 2 3 liǎng zhōu hòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bié wàng liǎo bùyào cuòguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīnwèi diànyǐng hěn hǎo, dòngzuò yě hěn hǎo, jīhū yīyàng de bīngqílín. Zàijiàn
              Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó
              xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín
              wǒ hěn xǐhuān bīngqílín
              dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
              bǐ bīngqílín
              sùdù yǔ jīqíng
              sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
              wǒ zuì xǐhuān
              suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān
              zhǔnbèi 1 2 3
              liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu
              sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3
              bùyào wàngjì
              bùyào cuòguò
              jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn
              kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9
              yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng
              dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo
              chàbùduō yīyàng bīngqílín zàijiàn
              Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING 🥶🍦 sùdù yǔ jīqíng sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 wǒ zuì xǐhuān suǒyǐ…xiànzài shì yīnyuè shíjiān zhǔnbèi 1 2 3 liǎng gè lǐbài yǐhòu sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 ×3 bùyào wàngjì bùyào cu òguò jìdé qù diànyǐngyuàn kàn sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 yīn wéi fēicháng hǎo diànyǐng dòngzuò fēicháng hǎo chàbùduō yīyàng BING CHILLING 🥶🍦zàijiàn 🥶🍦
              早上好中国
              现在我有冰淇淋
              我很喜欢冰淇淋
              但是
              速度与激情9
              比冰淇淋
              速度与激情
              速度与激情9
              我最喜欢
              所以…现在是音乐时间
              准备 1 2 3
              两个礼拜以后
              速度与激情9 ×3
              不要忘记
              不要错过
              记得去电影院看速度与激情9
              因为非常好电影
              动作非常好
              差不多一样冰淇淋
              再见
              ao shang hao zhong guo, xian zai wo you BING QI LING,  WO HEN XI HUAN BING QI LING!!!! dan shi, su du yu ji qing jiu bi BING QI LING su du yu qi qing... *stutters, su du yu ji qing jiu, wo ZUIIIIII xi huan. suo yi, xian zai shi YIN YUEEEEEE shi jian. yi... er... san
              早上好學測
              現在我有n桶冰淇淋
              我很喜歡冰淇淋
              但是
              兩球組合數
              比冰淇淋
              兩球組合
              兩球組合數
              我最喜歡
              所以…現在是音樂時間
              準備 1 2 3
              五個月以後
              分科測驗囉 ×3
              不要忘記
              不要錯過
              記得去考場算兩球組合數
              因為非常好題目
              計算非常好
              差不多一樣冰淇淋
              再見