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Packgod vs Jidion

    Ok but was that before or after you took a 3 foot long Fischer-Price wiffle ball bat shoved it up in your butt, pulled your pants down and cranked the dougie with 8 geriatric dungbeetles in the middle of an old folks home while your dad was simultaneously recording a video of himself Gangnamstyling to the 2016 XXL Freshmen Cypher on Facebook Live while your grandfather in the kitchen sink with peanut butter smeared on his forehead having a deep conversation with his toenail and your sister was upstairs in her bedroom finger blasting herself to an episode of Henry Danger while at the same time your mom was at the farmer's market shoplifting authentic pickles. Oh shit it's the Pickler! And your uncle was slumped in a GTR racer gaming chair at 2am with a jock strap on his face perusing for poisonous tree frogs on the dark web while your aunt was at your cousin's bar mitzvah while whipping and nay naying with an orthodox Jew, Lil John and a cockroach with a Yamaka on while your dog named Roofus was behind a Dunkin' Donuts pimping out a salamander to a opossum while a family of rats in your kitchen poured cranberry juice into an empty Doritos bag to make a community pool for the underprivileged termites living under your sink lead by a 3 legged radioactive conservative skunk named Dale who proceeded to cannonball in the Doritos bag which then alerted your dimentiated grandfather that was in the sink which at that point he called himself "The Titanium Titty" and started yeating raisins at the skunk then pulled a Black Ops 3 C4 out of his crotch and blew open a nether portal with direct access to a Wakandan porta potty. Your name is Jidion boy! Your ass built like a diabolical tap dancing pickle boy. Look at your ass in your gamer chair right now boy. I know you ass gotta sweat pool in your booty hole right now. Your ass got doodoo crumbs fucking tap dancing in your fucking chair right now.

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    Nuclear levels of sour

      I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer Moon Grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. RIP my nigga for real dog. Peace.

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      Guys, this orange? Is ginormous

        Guys, this OiNch? 
        It's giniminysaurus, 
        or whatever you say, 
        gigantasaurus, gimantast
        bimantamorous. 
        some metamorphu- 
        gigantanorstus. 
        Mmmhm. 
        GIMORNOUS
        Guys, this orange?
        Is ginamonosaurus
        Whatever you say giganosaurus
        Giamettus ab metamoros
        Sametafmorf, giganonorstus
        Mhm, gimornus.
        Guys this orange 🍊
        Is gineminosaurus 🤯
        Whatever you say 🌝
        Giganosaurus 🦕
        Gimetus- ba- 😬
        Menamorus 🐊
        Symetamorph 💊
        Gygano norstis 🧐
        Mhm 😌
        Gymornis 🦖
        Guys, this orange? It's giniminysaurus, or whatever you say, gigantasaurus, gimantast- uh, bimantamorous. It's a metamorphu- gigantanorstus. Mm-hm. Gimornous.

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        Bubble Bass’ Order

          Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?
          I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
          We serve food here, sir.

          The Fog is coming

            The Fog is coming
            Nothing can save humanity. Open your doors and windows, let it in. Accept your fate. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming.
            The fog is coming. The fog is coming. The fog is coming. Open your windows.
            The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming The fog is coming
            The fog is coming. 4:23 PM, June 26, 2022. Origin point: 26.395348193316° N, -144.778567450876°W. Expansion rate: 5·3x10^8 meter (5c)
            The fog is coming the fog is coming seek shelter while you still can invest in food invest in water as once the fog is here there will be no more the fog is coming the fog is coming no use for your worthless lives anymore as the fog will consume us all come 2025 the fog is coming and will burn your skin right from your bones no use in shelter no use in water no use in life the fog is coming the fog is coming.
            The fog is coming, an estimated 4.7 billion people will die, leaving behind 3.2 billion people, the continents of Asia, Africa, and Europe will be eradicated or have little to no survivors. It will continue to the Americas eradicating North America and then continuing to South America. Do anything for survival.
            THE FOG IS COMING
            I see the children with no eyes in the fog, they are screaming in agony. all i can do it slowly peel back my skin to release the ants. the fog is here. They’re back, the faces in the air. THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP THE VOICE UNDER MY SCALP. Do not run from the fog. Do not ever run from the fog. Stay in the fog. the fog is near, i need to go now. I feel the sin evaporating off of my skin. Oh lord have mercy on me for my sins have been extinguished. Take kindness on my dammed soul. LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD MY SKIN THE VOICES WON'T LEAVE GET OUT OF MY HEAD. The fog, stay in the fog. It’s so warm and loving. Don’t ever leave the fog, come join us in the fog. MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING MY SKIN IS MELTING they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes they're behind your eyes the ants have arrived, crawling in my fingernails. DO YOU RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER? They’re overwhelming me. The fog follows, soon to consume me. The voices told me so. The fog is here. It always has been and it always will be. Do not let the fog in. WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR WHAT IS THAT HEARTBEAT IN THE FLOOR the corner of my ceiling begins to laugh in the middle of the night for a split second, each night it get louder. Help me please. no, I need more sugar to feed the ants. can't see can't see can't see can't see....gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes gouged out my eyes... no more ants no more ants. the demon is behind me he is behind me i can feel his breath the demon is behind me. The ants are gone, the fog is clearing. No more fog. No more fog.

            When you have a bad day, give up.

              When you have a bad day, give up. Go home and sleep. Fuck it. Try again tomorrow. Not every bad day can become a good day. Some days are fucked and cannot be unfucked. When you have a day that is fucked beyond repair, that is the universe speaking to you; sending you a message, listen to the universe. Go home. Save your energy. Tomorrow is another day. For now, just fucking chill