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why racism is bad

    Hey guys this is why i think racism is bad
    
    number one: if you are not racist, you probably have a lot of friends. Or even uh, black friends or mexican friends cuz you are not racist. But if you are racist you can only have white friends, so then only, uh, so the people who aren’t racist have more friends
    
    nuber two: if you are racist, it’s not good because it would make, uh, the black people, or, uh, the other people sad
    
    nuumber three: we are all the same on the inside except for girls because they are, um, not the same as boys
    
    numnber four: um, if you are racist and you say that to someone, they’ll probably get mad at you, and that’s why you don’t have that many friends
    
    nubmer five: um, uh, if you are racist, you know that’s not good. so why don’t you just uhh, not be racist
    
    this is why i think people, this is why i think racism is bad

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          I’d be crying if I looked like that too bruh

            I’d be crying if I looked like that too bruh that’s fucked up what they be doing to y’all I ain’t even gone hold you bro I be saying that’s fucked up like bro you probably had the full wash and set ya shit be fire prolly if they ain’t cut your shit fuck it tho bro it’s your life
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            I’d be cryin if I lookd li that too bru, thas fcked up wht they be doin to yall, I ain’t even gon hold u bru, I be sayin it’s fcked up like bro, u prolly had the full wash in set yours should be fire the way they cut ur shi, fug it tho bro it’s your life.
            i be crying if i look like that too
            bruh thats fucked up what they be doin' to y'all
            i ain't even gon' hold you bro
            i be sayin thats fucked up like bruh
            you probably had the full wash and set
            your shit be fire probably if they aint cut yo shit
            fuck it though bro its your life

            Vaporeon (Good Ending)

              Vaporeon good ending copypasta
              Based on the original cursed Vaporeon pasta
              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks. 
              
              Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility. 
              
              Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
              Hey guys, did you know that Vaporeon is a Water-type Pokemon introduced in Generation 1? Vaporeon is number 134 in the National Dex, and a member of the Field egg group. It evolves from Eevee when exposed to a Water Stone. Vaporeon has a base stat total of 525, as do all Eeveelutions, and it has the ability Water Absorb. Vaporeon learns various strong moves, such as Aurora Beam, Surf, and Acid Armor. Vaporeon is a blue Pokemon with a quadruped build, weighing in at 64 pounds and standing 1 meter tall. Vaporeon's design is inspired by dogs, foxes, mermaids, dolphins, and fish. Vaporeon is able to hide in water due to its chemical makeup being similar to water, according to various Pokedex entries. Vaporeon is the only Eeveelution in Generation 1 that is not weak to Ground-type attacks. Many Trainers like Vaporeon for its design, which mixes cool and cute, as well as its good stats and movepool.

              Vaporeon is objectively the best hugger

              Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship, vaporeon is objectively the best hugger? Due to their average height of 3'03", they are small enough to bring everywhere but large enough to give a good hug. Also, considering that they are in the field egg group, they are mammals, meaning that they produce heat, making for a warm hug. Aswell they have a water like body structure leading to them conforming to your body shape, giving a stronger hug. Finally, they have incredible base stats and the option to learn moves like acid armor, meaning you can squeeze them to your hearts content. Vaporeon was built to give hugs. :)