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Por que os camaleões mudam de cor?

    Por que os camaleões mudam de cor? Por que as abelhas fazem mel? Que bicho faz esse som aqui, hein? *frifrifrifrifri* Se você é uma criança curiosa, ou um adulto curioso, vai adorar o nosso podcast coisa de criança! Eu sou o Thiago e junto com a Anne, vamos desvendar os mistérios da natureza! Somente aqui, gratuito no Spotify. E dá até pra baixar os episódios pra ouvir quantas vezes quiser! É só clicar no banner que a gente se encontra no podcast coisa de criança!
    por que os camaeloes mudam de cor?
por que as abelhas fazem mel?
que bixo faz esse som aqui hein? [b҈҇͜a̷҇͜r̵̨͠u҈͢͡l̸̨͝h҈̕͜o̵͜͡d҈̧͞ę̶͞p̸̕͜ą̶͝s̵͢͞s̴̨̛a҈̢͠r҈҇͜o҈̕͜]
se vc é uma criança curiosa
um um adulto curioso
vai adorar o nosso podcast coisa de criança
eu sou o tiago e junto com a anne
vamos desvendar os mistérios da natureza
somente aqui, gratuito no spotify
dá até pra baixar os episódios para ouvir quantas vezes quiser
é só clicar no banner que a gente se encontra no podcast coisa de criança!
*sample do r2d2*

    Hello Everynyan

      "Hallo, everynyan! How are you? Fine, shank you."

"OH MY GAH!"

"I wish I were a bird."

"Why are you speaking in English?"

"My daughter is going to America."

"A bird?"

"I am not a bird. I am a cat! If I'm not a cat, what am I?"

"...Your face sorta looks like... ...Mori. The previous prime minister..."

"HMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN...!!

"Ohhh!! I'm sorry!!"

...Cat walks in.

"Ohh, are you a real cat? But, look at my cat tongue, thus proving I'm a cat!"

"Ooh!! I have a cat tongue, too!!"

"Then, I shall rip out your tongue!!"

"WHAAAT?! WHYYY?!"

      Thug Shaker

        Audio
        Oh, you got an ass on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your ass! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.
        Oh, you've got an ass on you alright, see that's what he's talkin' about! Spread your ass open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker, give me the thug shaker! Shake your ass. Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it. Shake it. Yeah, that’s some thug ass right there.

        Salt Shaker

        Oh, you got the salt shaker huh? See that's what Im talking about. Pass the salt shaker dude. You can pass the salt shaker, son? The salt shaker? Give me the salt shaker, son, gimme your salt. Put your hands on it and pass that salt, pull your hands up, I know you can pass it, pass it! Yeah, that's some good salt right there. Oh yeah, that'll work.

        Dr. Disrespect calls Hasan a fat phony

          Like uhh...whos this fat phony hasan? hassin? hasin? hasan?...this fat phony..he's so concerned about everything..he's concerned about the two time..whats its like...these people man *laughs*...this guy wouldn't ahhh...anyways you just don't, you just don't worry about any of anything right...except yourself and whats close to you and what matters to you right...by the way that is you talk about a phony...a fat phony
          like uhhh, like whose this fat phony, hasan? ha-haasan, haasan, ha-hasan? this fat phony. hes so concerned about everything-hes so concerned about the two time, and what is, like-....eugh these people man...they're t- (breathes in), this guy wouldn't la-euuuugh g-anyways just dont-you just-....you just dont worry about any o-anything...right?

          Ryu from streets

            Hey there everybody, this is Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are: Jumping into light fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of the Simpsons. Aaand dirt. See you in Street Fighter V everyone.
            Hey there, everybody. It's Ryu, from streets. Did you know? My favorite things are... jumping into the lake fierce, stale bread, water without any ice, the newest season of The Simpsons, aaaand Dirt. See you in street fighter five, everybody.

            This is the worst map in the history

              This is the worst map in the history- the worst song, the worst map, the worst like- like- What the hell is this? Dude everytime I like- I randomly click on Cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map, it makes me wanna like blow my brains out in Fortnite, you know with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like, what is wrong with him? Makes me so brain damaged to play that. And I instantly just click off his stream. That's just like- you know go and check Reddit it'll be like "Oh my God He did this like- crazy score" and I would tune in to his stream he's playing a stupid ass annoying paedophile map.
              This is the worst map in the history-the worst song, the worst map, the worst-like-dude like, this is just, like what the hell is this? Dude every time I like- I randomly click on

cookiezi's stream I see him playing that map it makes me like wanna blow my brains out in

fortnite, ya know, with the pump shotgun? It's so annoying. Like what is wrong with him? It must be so brain damage to play that... and then I just instantly click off his stream, that's just like,

and then I'll go and check reddit and they'll be like "oh my god he did this like crazy score", and

then I'll tune into his stream and then he'll be playing this stupid ass annoying pee dough file map.