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Albion Online – Reklama tekst

    Albion Online to sandbox MMORPG, w którym to Ty piszesz własną historię, zamiast podążać wytyczoną ścieżką. Odkrywaj ogromny otwarty świat. Wszystko, co robisz, wpływa na zależną od gracza ekonomię Albionu. Każdy element ekwipunku jest tworzony przez graczy z surowców, które sami zbierają. Twój ekwipunek decyduje o tym, kim jesteś. Zamiana z rycerza na maga jest tak prosta, jak zmiana zbroi i broni. Możesz też połączyć elementy obu klas.  Ruszaj w głąb lochów, gdzie znajdziesz zarówno bogactwo jak i zagrożenia. Zrelaksuj się na własnej wyspie, na której możesz postawić dom, sadzić rośliny i hodować zwierzęta. Chwyć za wędkę i ruszaj w kierunku jezior, rzek i oceanów Albionu.  Dołącz do gildii, graj z innymi! Bierz udział w ogromnych bitwach PVP i zagarnij dla siebie kawałek świata! To jest Albion Online.

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    Áudio do Carlinhos.

      Carlinhos copypasta
      Eu dou a bunda pra vários homens, chupo um monte de pinto, dou a bunda pros caras, eu vou bater o recorde mundial em dar a bunda. Eu sou um estuprado, eu sou um arrombado, eu dou a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes. Os cavalos comeram minha bunda, eu dei a bunda pros cavalos, os cavalos gozaram dentro da minha bunda. Eu dei a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes, 2050 homens diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu dei a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes. Eu dei a bunda para 15 cavalos diferentes, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu dei a bunda para 15 cavalos diferentes, 15 cavalos diferentes comeram minha bunda e gozaram dentro. Eu sou um arrombado, eu sou o cara mais arrombado do mundo, eu tenho a bunda arrombada de tanto dada, estou com a bunda comida. Eu tenho a bunda violentada, tenho a bunda rasgada, eu tenho a bunda comida por 2050 homens diferentes. Eu dou a bunda no meio da rua, dou a bunda no matagal, eu dou a bunda para vários homens no matagal, no matagal eu dou a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes, eu bati o recorde mundial em dar o CU. Eu sou um estuprado, eu gosto de ser estuprado, eu amo ser estuprado, eu AMO ser estuprado. Eu sou um estuprado, eu tenho a bunda arrombada, eu sou um estuprado. Eu estou oferecendo minha bunda para vários homens. Homens, vêm comer minha bunda, eu estou oferecendo minha bunda para vocês, homens. Homens, comam bastante minha bunda; gozem dentro de mim, homens. Homens, venham gozar dentro de mim, gozem a vontade dentro da minha bunda que eu gosto. Gozem dentro de mim, homens. Homens, venham gozar dentro da minha bunda, encham meu cu de esperma, homens. Homens, tô pedindo para vocês, venham comer minha bunda e gozar dentro. Fiquem à vontade, comam minha bunda e gozem bastante dentro. Homens. Homens comendo minha bunda e gozando dentro(3x). Eu dou a bunda. Eu dou a bunda para 2050 homens diferentes comerem e gozarem dentro. Eu bato recorde mundial em dar a bunda. Eu sou o cara que mais dá a bunda no mundo. Eu bato o recorde mundial em dar a bunda. Eu tenho a bunda comida, eu tenho a bunda deleitada, eu sou um arrombado. Eu dou o cu. Eu dou o cu no matagal. Eu dou o cu para um monte de homens, os homens comem à vontade meu cu e gozam dentro. Esperma dentro do meu cu. Cavalos comendo meu cu e gozando dentro, eu dou a bunda para os cavalos, eu dou a bunda para os cavalos. Os cavalos gozam dentro do meu cu. Os cavalos comem o meu cu e gozam dentro, os cavalos comem o meu cu e gozam dentro. Os homens comem o meu cu e gozam dentro. Eu dou a bunda, eu dou a bunda no meio do matagal, eu dou a bunda no meio do matagal para um monte de homens. Eu gosto de dar a bunda no meio do matagal, eu dou a bunda no meio do matagal para vários homens, eu tiro as calças no meio do matagal e dou a bunda para um monte de homens.

      Open English version

      Onision Meltdown

        Wow. Wooooooow. Wow. So you guys are SO INTO YOURSELVES, like you are so committed, so CENSORING INNOCENT PEOPLE, that you're just gonna go, and try to get my patreon deleted now. Oh you have an opinion of me, so you're just gonna try and, RUIN MY ENTIRE CAREER. REALLY? Is that what you're going to do? Oh I'm sorry, the FBI never showed up Oh I'm sorry, the cops are all about onion boy because it turns out didn't break a single LAW. So what do we do? "Oh well our opinions have been invalidated so many times of him that we're gonna disable his patreon." Wooow, wow you would really do that - YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?! ... DRRRRGHHHH! YOU TRRRIIIEID TO DO THE FBI, DIDN'T WORK! YOU TRRRIIIIED TO DO THE POLICE! DIDN'T WORK! So instead, you resort to the paycheck. AND YOU GOT IT! YA GOT IT! All my patreons have been hrrng DELETED. Are you happy? NOW? Daugh! HRRRRRRRNNNGGG HRRRRNNHHGGGGH! Is this what you want, huh? You want a total - MELT DOWN?! Ya like - kombucha? I LOVE KOMBUCHA! Woo WOO WOOO WOOOOO OH MY PATREON, OH OOH OH MY PATREON'S BEEN DELETED OH OH - What am I gonna do, WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOOW? Ugh ackgh ackgh ackgh, ackgh ackgh. WOOOOW YOU DID THIS TO MEEE - ALL OF YOUUUUUUUU!
        wow. woOoOoOw. WOW. SO you guys are SO INTO yourselves, like, you are SO committed to CENSORING innocent people that you’re just gonna go and try to get my patreon DELETED now. oh, you have an OPINION of me, so you’re just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLYmmmm
        WOW. Wow, so you guys are SO into yourselves, Like you are SO commited to CENCORING innocent people, that you're just gonna go and try to get my patreon deleted now. Oh you have an OPINION on me, so you're just gonna try and RUIN my entire career. REALLY? Is that what you're trying to do? Oh, I'm sorry. The FBI never showed up, Oh im SORRY. The cops are ALL ABOUT onion boy because TURNS OUT, DIDNT BREAK A SINGLE LAW. SO WHAT DO WE DO? OH WELL OUR OPINIONS have been invalidated SO many times, THAT WERE GONNA DISABLE HIS PATREON! WOW! wow, You would really do that- YOU WOUD REALLY DO THAT? ... THHHAUGHH!!! ..YOU T R Y TO DO THE FBI, DIDNT WORK! YOU T R I E D TO CALL THE POLICE, DIDNT WORK! ..So INSTEAD, you RESORT to the PAYCHECK.. and you GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!! ALL MY PATREONS HAVE BEEN D E L E T E D. ..Are you HAPPY?? NO!!! ..GNNAH!
        
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        Shadow, o ouriço é um filha da puta do caralho

          Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch in Portuguese
          Eu vim fazer um anúncio, Shadow o ouriço é um filha da puta do caralho, ele mijou na porra da minha esposa, isso mesmo, ele pegou a porra do pinto espinhoso dele e mijou na porra da minha esposa e disse que o pau dele era dessa tamanho e eu disse "Credo, que nojo" então estou fazendo um exposed no meu twitter.com. Shadow o ouriço, você tem um pau pequeno, que é do tamanho desta noz só que muito menor, e adivinha, olha o tamanho do meu pirocão. Isso mesmo bebê, pontas altas, sem pelos, sem espinhos, olha só, parecem 2 bolas e 1 torpedo. Ele fodeu a minha esposa, então adivinhem, eu vou foder a terra, isso mesmo, isso que você ganha, meu super laser de mijo. Exceto que eu não vou mijar na terra, eu vou mijar na lua, você gostou disto Lula, eu mijei na lua, faz o L agora. vocês tem 23 horas antes que os meus perdigotos de mijo atinjam a Terra. Agora saiam da porra da minha frente, antes que eu mije em vocês também

          English version “Eggman announcement

          Brrr Skibidi dop dop yes yes

            Skibidi Toilet lyrics
            Skibidi dop dop dop dop dop yes yes yes yes  Skibidi Skibidi Dip Dibidi uhhh yes yes yes yes
            Brrr skibdi dop dop dop dop dop yes yes yes yes skish skibdi dop dipdi wwww yes yes yes yes
            Brrrrrr
            Skibidi, dom, dom, dom, yes, yes
            Skibidi, dabudi, dip, dip
            Shtibidi, dom, dom, dom, yes, yes
            Shtibidi, dabudi, dip, dip
            We ain't here to hurt nobody
            Skibidi, skibidi, skibidi
            Wanna see you work your body
            Shtibidi, shtibidi, shtibidi
            Brrrrrrrr skebely🥶 dop dop dop🤨 dop dop dop😡 yes yes yes🥱 yes yes 🤓 sckelbely skib😢 doublue😌 doublue💅 doublue🤗 doublue👩‍🎤 doublue😬 yes yes🥶 yes yes yes 🙀
            Trr🤯,shtibidi dop😝,dop😭,dop😔,dop😜Yes😩,yes💀,yes 🤯yes🤨

            thanks a lot you IDIOT. thanks a lot Rachel

              thanks a lot you IDIOT. thanks a lot Rachel, thanks a LOT. thanks to you my charger’s not charging on my iPad because it’s got used to YOUR iPad instead of mine. it’s not charging my iPad and it’s ALL. YOUR. FAULT. i hope you’re happy, because i’ve told mum.
              thanks 🙏🏼 🥹 a lot 🚛 you 🫵🏼 IDIOT. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔🤪thanks a lot 🥰😊 Rachel 👧🏼, thanks a LOT. 🤬😤thanks to you 🫵🏼🙋🏼‍♀️ my charger’s 🔌🪫🔋 not 🚫👎🏻 charging 🪫on my iPad 📲💻 because ➡️ it’s got used to 👍🏻👌🏻YOUR iPad 📱🖱️🖥️ instead of 🚫➡️✅mine. 🙈 it’s not charging ⛔️📵⚡️ my iPad 📲👾⌨️ and it’s ALL. 📊 YOUR. 🫵🏼 FAULT. 👩🏻‍⚖️👮🏻‍♀️ i hope 🙏🏼🤞🏼 you’re 🫵🏼🤡 happy, 🥰😅😁🌈 because ⏱️ i’ve ☝🏼 told 🎙️🗣️mum. 👩‍👧💃🏻
              Thanks a lot you
              IDEOTT
              Thanks a lot
              Reychel 
              Thanks a lot
              Thanks to you
              meah chaga’s not
              Chaging on meah i peahd
              Pecuzit’s gott used to yoar ipeahd 
              Instead of meighn
              S’ not chagin meah ipeahd 
              And’is OALL YOAR FAULT
              EI HOAP YOA’RE HEAPPEH
              Be’cuzive told mom-