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Little Caesars

    Pay for more than a hot and ready and it will usually be a good pizza.
    
    If you are buying a hot and ready then you shouldn't expect a good pizza.
    Pay 💰 for more 📈 than a hot 🔥 and ready 🏃‍♂️🍕, and it will usually 😏be a good 👏pizza. 🤤👌🍕
    
    If 🤔you are buying💸 a hot 🔥 and ready 🏃‍♂️🍕, then you shouldn't 👎 expect a good 😊pizza. 🤷‍♀️🚫🍕😔💔

    Crazy? I was crazy once.

      A rubber room with rats (current version)
      Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy.
      Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy.

      Origin of this meme

      History of “Crazy? I was crazy once” copypasta

      The earliest usage of “Crazy, I was crazy once” copypasta in internet was traced back to May 6, 1993 in a usenet group.  It was posted by Gary Wolfe as a tagline on May 6, 1993: Link

      I was crazy once (1993)
      I was crazy once...They put me in a little white room...I loved that room...I died in that room...When they buried me they put little white flowers on my grave that tickled my nose and drove me crazy...CRAZY I tell you...I was crazy once!

      A few years after that, the “Crazy? I was crazy once” pasta was then used by a usenet group called alt.support.depression, where it was posted on January 25, 1996, by an anonymous user. The post contained a longer version of the poem that included additional verses beyond the ones that are commonly circulated today. The whole poem in that post was:

      Crazy? I was crazy once (1996)
      Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room and told me to sit in the corner. In the corner, there was a round table and on the round table, there was a glass bowl and in the glass bowl, there was a silver key. I took the silver key and they said, 'Now you're sane.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a padded cell and told me to make myself comfortable. So I went to sleep on the bed and when I woke up, I was in a straight-jacket. I told them I was sane and they said, 'Now you're crazy.' Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a maze and told me to find my way out. I found the way out in five minutes and they said, 'You're a genius!' Crazy? I was crazy once.

      However, the “I was crazy once” copypasta goes way back even before the pre-internet era! Below is excerpt from a book written in 1968, Brunvand, Jan Harold. The Study of American Folklore: An Introduction. pg 118. 1968.

      The text above have been verified by viewing full scans at the Archive.org of the 1st edition (4th printing). This recitation is on page 118.

      I would like to credit and thank “and e” for digging these up and bringing it to my attention.

      I laughed so hard I thought I’d die (1968)
      "I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
      I did die.
      They buried me, and a flower grew on my grave.
      The roots grew down and tickled me.
      I laughed so hard I thought I'd die.
      I did die…"
      Bugs, I hate bugs they drive me crazy…(2015)
      Crazy? I was crazy once.
      They put me in a rubber room.
      A round rubber room
      And told me to sit in the corner.
      Corner? There was no corner
      So I sat in the middle of the floor
      Surrounded by rats.
      Rat? I can't stand rats.
      They tickled my feet.
      They made me laugh.
      I laughed so hard I thought I would die
      Die? I did die in there.
      They buried me in a hole.
      A hole six feet under the ground
      And that's when the worms came.
      Worms? I hate worms.
      They burrowed into my skull And started to eat my brain.
      They drove me crazy!
      Crazy? I was crazy once.
      They put me in a rubber room.
      A round rubber room
      And told me to sit in the corner.

      Compilação de Apelidos Racistas

        Zé gotinha da petrobrás
        Prompt de comando
        Tiziu
        Sombra 3D
        Sorvete de Asfalto
        Capa de Bíblia
        Resto de Incêndio
        Console de PS2
        Paquita de Olodum
        Suco de Pneu
        Capa do Batman
        Guardanapo de engraxate
        Borra de café
        Noob Saibot
        Metade de Zebra
        Blackout
        Geladinho/chup chup/gelinho de pretóleo
        Eclipse
        Sabonete de mecânico
        Pastel de piche
        Fita isolante
        Fundo de panela
        Gênio da garrafa de café
        Fim de Slide
        Mística
        Senhor Popo
        Luto Eterno
        Molho shoyo
        Mousse de graxa
        Mercúrio humano
        Memory card
        Coca zero
        Noturno
        Venom
        Tapete de oficina
        Derrapada de caminhão
        Vela preta
        Cabo USB
        Vitamina de petróleo
        Sola do pé do mendigo
        Avatar defumado
        Carvão humano
        Uub do DBZ
        Nescau, o cereal radical
        Impressão digital
        Faixa velha de pedestre
        Começo do túnel
        Jabuticaba
        Fita Cassete
        Chão de oficina
        Meia noite
        Munição de churrasqueira
        Insulfim último tom
        Gasparzinho do candomblé
        Manequim de umbanda
        Trapezista de floresta
        Beijaflor de bananeira
        Cosplay de saci
        Ausência de luz
        Jubileu do pica pau
        Lagoa de coca cola

        VTUBER WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON

          OH VTUBER VTUBER WHY DO YOU- WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS
          OH VTUBER
          VTUBER WHY DO YOU-
          WHY DO YOU PUSH BUTTON WHEN PUSHING BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE PUSHED
          WHY VTUBER WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY BRAIN VTUBER
          OHHHH HOW DARE YOU VTUBER
          Everybody, EVERYBODY YELL AT THE VTUBER! POINT! POINT AND YELL VTUBER
          VTUBER WHY, WHY ARE YOU DIGITAL
          VTUBER NOOO VTUBER READ MY CHAT READ MY MESSAGE VTUBER PLEASE
          VTUBER ONLY PLEASE VTUBER PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS VTUBERRRRR
          WHY?? WHY IS THE VTUBER LIKE THIS

          Good. You opened this message.

            Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
            
            So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
            
            -KL
            The copypasta came from a message by Kai Leng titled "Evacuating Thessia"
            From: Asari Military Command
            
            Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
            
            So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
            
            -KL

            Response

            Dear Kai Leng,
            
            You are the strangest girl I know.
            
            Sincerely,
            Commander Shepard

            Soup store

              Original meme

              Hello?
              
              Hey, what's up?
              
              I need your help, can you come here?
              
              I can't, I'm buying clothes.
              
              Alright, well hurry up and get over here.
              
              I can't find them.
              
              What do you mean you can't find 'em?
              
              I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
              
              What do you mean there's only soup?
              
              It means there's only soup.
              
              Well then get out of the soup aisle!
              
              Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!
              
              What do you mean there's more soup?!
              
              There's just more soup!
              
              Go into the next aisle!
              
              There's still soup!
              
              Where ARE you right now?!
              
              I'm at soup!
              
              What do you mean you're "at soup"?!
              
              I mean I'm at soup!
              
              What STORE are you in?!
              
              I'm at the soup store!
              
              WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
              
              F*CK YOU!

              Sans version

              Sans: hello?
              
              Papyrus: Hey, what's up?
              
              Sans: i need your help, can you come here?
              
              Papyrus: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
              
              Sans: alright, well hurry up and get over here.
              
              Papyrus: I can't find them.
              
              Sans: what do you mean you can't find 'em?
              
              Papyrus: I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
              
              Sans: what do you mean there's only soup?
              
              Papyrus: It means there's only soup.
              
              Sans: well then get out of the soup aisle!
              
              Papyrus: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
              
              Papyrus: There's more soup!
              
              Sans: what do you mean there's more soup?!
              
              Papyrus: There's just more soup!
              
              Sans: go into the next aisle!
              
              Papyrus: There's still soup!
              
              Sans: where ARE you right now?!
              
              Papyrus: I'm at soup!
              
              Sans: what do you mean you're "at soup"?!
              
              Papyrus: I mean I'm at soup!
              
              Sans: what STORE are you in?!
              
              Papyrus: I'm at the soup store!
              
              Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
              
              Papyrus: FUCK YOU!