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I Am Autism

    I am autism. I'm visible in your children, but if I can help it, I am invisible to you until it's too late. I know where you live. And guess what? I live there too. I hover around all of you. I know no color barrier, no religion, no morality, no currency. I speak your language fluently. And with every voice I take away, I acquire yet another language. I work very quickly. I work faster than pediatric aids, cancer, and diabetes combined And if you're happily married, I will make sure that your marriage fails. Your money will fall into my hands, and I will bankrupt you for my own self-gain. I don't sleep, so I make sure you don't either. I will make it virtually impossible for your family to easily attend a temple, birthday party, or public park without a struggle, without embarrassment, without pain. You have no cure for me. Your scientists don't have the resources, and I relish their desperation. Your neighbors are happier to pretend that I don't exist-of course, until it's their child. I am autism. I have no interest in right or wrong. I derive great pleasure out of your loneliness. I will fight to take away your hope. I will plot to rob you of your children and your dreams. I will make sure that every day you wake up you will cry, wondering who will take care of my child after I die? And the truth is, I am still winning, and you are scared. And you should be. I am autism. You ignored me. That was a mistake.
    
    Family: And to autism I say: I am a father, a mother, a grandparent, a brother, a sister. We will spend every waking hour trying to weaken you. We don't need sleep because we will not rest until you do. Family can be much stronger than autism ever anticipated, and we will not be intimidated by you, nor will the love and strength of my community. I am a parent riding toward you, and you can push me off this horse time and time again, but I will get up, climb back on, and ride on with the message. Autism, you forget who we are. You forget who you are dealing with. You forget the spirit of mothers, and daughters, and fathers and sons. We are Qatar. We are the United Kingdom. We are the United States. We are China. We are Argentina. We are Russia. We are the Eurpoean Union. We are the United Nations. We are coming together in all climates. We call on all faiths. We search with technology and voodoo and prayer and herbs and genetic studies and a growing awareness you never anticipated. We have had challenges, but we are the best when overcoming them. We speak the only language that matters: love for our children. Our capacity to love is greater than your capacity to overwhelm. Autism is naïve. You are alone. We are a community of warriors. We have a voice. You think because some of our children cannot speak, we cannot hear them? That is autism's weakness. You think that because my child lives behind a wall, I am afraid to knock it down with my bare hands? You have not properly been introduced to this community of parents and grandparents, of siblings and friends and schoolteachers and therapists and pediatricians and scientists. Autism, if you are not scared, you should be. When you came for my child, you forgot: you came for me. Autism, are you listening?

    You know Paris, France? In English, it’s pronounced “Paris”

      You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronounces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
      You know Paris, France? In English, they pronounce it “Paris,” but everyone else pronounces it without the “s” sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone it the English way, “Venice.” Like The Merchant of Venice and Death in Venice.... Why though?! Why isn’t the title Death in Venezia?! Are you friggin’ mocking me?! It takes place in Italy so use the Italian word, damn it! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!
      Every Jojo copypasta in existence!

      Is it Woodan or Wooden? -Jerma

        The clip where Jerma says it
        Wooden. Is it wooDAN or wooDEN, is it wooDAN or wooDEN? WooDEN or wooDAN? WooDEN or wooDAN? WooDAN or wooDEN? WooDEN? WooDEN? It's wooDEN? WooDEN? WooDEN! Is it wooDAN or wooDEN? Which one is it I think it's wooDEN. WooDEN? Is it a wooden salad bowl? Yep.

        Jung Kook – Seven

          Weight ⚖️ of the world 🌎 on your shoulders 💪. I kiss 💋 your waist and ease your mind 🧠. I must be favored 🍀 to know ya. I take my hands ✋🤚 and trace your lines 🫸 🫷. It's the way that you can ride 🚴, it's the way that you can ride 🚴(oh-oh, oh-oh). Think I met you in another life ♾️, so break 🔨 me off another time ⏰ (oh-oh, oh-oh). You wrap around me 🧣 and you give me life. 💅 And that's why night 🌃 after night 🌃 I'll be fuckin' 👉👌 you right 👍. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (a week 🗓️) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Seven 7️⃣ days a week 🗓️. Every hour 🕐 , every minute 🕒, every second 🕔. You know, night 🌃 after night 🌃 I'll be fuckin' 👉👌 you right 👍, seven 7️⃣ days a week 🗓️.

          Open Lyrics

          Weight of the world on your shoulders
          I kiss your waist and ease your mind
          I must be favored to know ya
          I take my hands and trace your lines
          It's the way that we can ride
          It's the way that we can ride (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
          Think I met you in another life
          So break me off another time (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
          You wrap around me and you give me life
          And that's why night after night
          I'll be lovin' you right
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
          Seven days a week
          Every hour, every minute, every second
          You know night after night
          I'll be lovin' you right
          Seven days a week
          You love when I jump right in
          All of me I'm offering
          Show you what devotion is
          Deeper than the ocean is
          Wind it back, I'll take it slow
          Leave you with that afterglow
          Show you what devotion is
          Deeper than the ocean is
          It's the way that we can ride
          It's the way that we can ride (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
          Think I met you in another life
          So break me off another time (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
          You wrap around me and you give me life
          And that's why night after night
          I'll be lovin' you right
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
          Seven days a week
          Every hour, every minute, every second
          You know night after night
          I'll be lovin' you right (I'll be lovin' you right)
          Seven days a week
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
          Seven days a week (Oh, oh, seven days a week)
          Every hour, every minute, every second
          You know night after night (Night after night)
          I'll be lovin' you right (I'll be lovin' you right)
          Seven days a week
          (Big Latto)
          Tightly take control, tightly take his soul
          Take your phone and put it in the camera roll (Uh)
          Leave them clothes at the door
          What you waiting for? Better come and hit ya goals
          He jump in it both feet
          Going to the sun-up, we ain't gettin' no sleep
          Seven days a week, seven different sheets
          Seven different angles, I can be your fantasy
          Open up, say, "Ah"
          Come here, baby, let me swallow your pride
          What you on I can match your vibe
          Hit me up and I'ma Cha Cha Slide
          You make Mondays feel like weekends
          I make him never think about cheatin'
          Got you skippin' work and meetings
          Let's sleep in, yeah
          (Seven days a week, ooh)
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
          Seven days a week
          Every hour, every minute, every second (Oh-oh-oh)
          You know night after night
          I'll be lovin' you right
          Seven days a week (Oh)
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
          Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
          Seven days a week
          Every hour, every minute, every second (Hour, minute, second)
          You know night after night
          I'll be lovin' you right
          Seven days a week

          Colleen Ballinger’s Apology Song

            [Spoken]
            Hey
            It's been a while since you saw my face
            I haven't been doing so great
            So I took a little break
            A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true
            Doesn't matter if it's true, though
            Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right?
            You guys having fun?
            [Chorus]
            All aboard the toxic gossip train
            Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
            The toxic gossip train
            You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
            Toxic gossip train
            Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
            Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
            I won't survive in the crash, but hey
            At least you're havin' fun
            [Spoken]
            Uh, hi, everyone
            I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things
            Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say
            I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so
            Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts
            So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen
            Here we go
            Many years ago, I used to message my fans
            Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest
            It was more of a loser kind of way
            Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody
            It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know?
            And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea!"
            And you're like "Ehhh"
            Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird
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            [Verse 1]
            I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years
            I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel
            Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career
            I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there
            There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
            Details of my life, which was really weird of me
            I haven't done that for years, you see
            Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability
            [Spoken]
            But that's not very interesting, is it?
            [Chorus]
            So let's go on the toxic gossip train
            The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations
            The toxic gossip train
            Steamroll over someone's reputation
            Toxic gossip train
            Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize
            That the train is made of lies and that person you despise
            Maybe didn't deserve to die
            But hey, at least you're havin' fun
            [Spoken]
            In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes
            Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes
            And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person
            This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes
            And is something that I will continue to try t- what?
            Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay
            [Verse 2]
            I thought you wanted me to take accountability
            But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No
            Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
            While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise
            [Spoken]
            Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video
            "She's gaslighting, manipulating!"
            "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!"
            "I would never make a mistake like that."
            [Verse 3]
            Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize
            That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me
            Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
            And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back
            I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song
            I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
            Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route
            Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout
            [Verse 4]
            "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass
            She did some things that I do not like, in her past
            So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack"
            But not based on facts, oh no
            Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys
            You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
            So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam
            My reputation's deceased
            [Spoken]
            Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings
            You know the one, yeah her
            Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website
            [Verse 5]
            And it's always been that way
            And that's why you won't find my videos on the YouTube Kids app
            Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility
            To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see
            I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable
            With their families watching my YouTube videos or coming to my live shows
            Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes
            Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes
            Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes
            But was my intention to manipulate? No
            [Spoken]
            It doesn't really matter what my intention was
            'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that
            Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world
            Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words
            That a person can be called, in my opinion
            Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true
            Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children
            So, I just wanted to say that, um
            The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats
            I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser
            [Verse 6]
            Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans
            And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so
            Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke
            So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me
            I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little
            And take accountability
            And I also wanted to say that
            To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity
            [Spoken]
            I really, really appreciate you, thank you
            For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions
            But I do feel like shit
            [Chorus]
            The toxic gossip train
            Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
            Toxic gossip train
            You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
            Toxic gossip train
            You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past
            Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps
            I won't survive in the crash, but hey
            Hope you had some fun
            [Spoken]
            Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um
            Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know
            Let me try to help, um
            [Outro]
            Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa
            Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person
            Crazy, I know
            Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no
            And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it
            And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no
            Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no
            Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow
            Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake?
            And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human
            It just makes them a human
            [Spoken]
            But what do I know?
            Fuck me, right?

            Vergil quotes

              Every Vergil quotes in DMC
              "Foolishness, Dante...foolishness. Might controls everything...and without strength, you cannot protect anything...let alone yourself"
              "No one can have this, Dante. It's mine. It belongs to a Son of Sparda."
              "I was so excited too see you, I couldn't focus on preparations for the bash."
              "How many times have we fought?"
              “You will regret... being born useless and human. I will show you... your worst nightmares. I will give you... despair and death!”
              "I've come to retrieve my power."
              "I need more power!"
              "You are not worthy as my opponent"
              "The Flames of Revenge? Couldn't even melt a marshmallow."
              "Show me your motivation."
              "Let me be clear Dante. I will never pay."
              "I seem to recall you crying every time father raised his voice."
              "No one can have this Dante. It's mine. It belongs to a son of Sparda. Leave me and go, if you don't want to be trapped in the Demon World."
              “It’s past your bedtime”
              "All things end, Dante. Even us."
              "If our positions were switched, would our fates be different? Will you have my life, and you mine?"
              "Shchuuum"
              "If you want it, then you'll have to take it. But you already knew that."
              *plastic chair screeching sound effect*
              "Not very classy for someone's dying words."
              "Now I’m a little motivated."
              “That amulet give it to me”
              
              "No way you got your own”
              
              “I know but I want yours too"
              "My sincerest apology brother, I was so eager to see you, I couldn't concentrate on the preparations for the bash."