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I Am Autism

    I am autism. I'm visible in your children, but if I can help it, I am invisible to you until it's too late. I know where you live. And guess what? I live there too. I hover around all of you. I know no color barrier, no religion, no morality, no currency. I speak your language fluently. And with every voice I take away, I acquire yet another language. I work very quickly. I work faster than pediatric aids, cancer, and diabetes combined And if you're happily married, I will make sure that your marriage fails. Your money will fall into my hands, and I will bankrupt you for my own self-gain. I don't sleep, so I make sure you don't either. I will make it virtually impossible for your family to easily attend a temple, birthday party, or public park without a struggle, without embarrassment, without pain. You have no cure for me. Your scientists don't have the resources, and I relish their desperation. Your neighbors are happier to pretend that I don't exist-of course, until it's their child. I am autism. I have no interest in right or wrong. I derive great pleasure out of your loneliness. I will fight to take away your hope. I will plot to rob you of your children and your dreams. I will make sure that every day you wake up you will cry, wondering who will take care of my child after I die? And the truth is, I am still winning, and you are scared. And you should be. I am autism. You ignored me. That was a mistake.
    
    Family: And to autism I say: I am a father, a mother, a grandparent, a brother, a sister. We will spend every waking hour trying to weaken you. We don't need sleep because we will not rest until you do. Family can be much stronger than autism ever anticipated, and we will not be intimidated by you, nor will the love and strength of my community. I am a parent riding toward you, and you can push me off this horse time and time again, but I will get up, climb back on, and ride on with the message. Autism, you forget who we are. You forget who you are dealing with. You forget the spirit of mothers, and daughters, and fathers and sons. We are Qatar. We are the United Kingdom. We are the United States. We are China. We are Argentina. We are Russia. We are the Eurpoean Union. We are the United Nations. We are coming together in all climates. We call on all faiths. We search with technology and voodoo and prayer and herbs and genetic studies and a growing awareness you never anticipated. We have had challenges, but we are the best when overcoming them. We speak the only language that matters: love for our children. Our capacity to love is greater than your capacity to overwhelm. Autism is naïve. You are alone. We are a community of warriors. We have a voice. You think because some of our children cannot speak, we cannot hear them? That is autism's weakness. You think that because my child lives behind a wall, I am afraid to knock it down with my bare hands? You have not properly been introduced to this community of parents and grandparents, of siblings and friends and schoolteachers and therapists and pediatricians and scientists. Autism, if you are not scared, you should be. When you came for my child, you forgot: you came for me. Autism, are you listening?

    You know Paris, France? In English, it’s pronounced “Paris”

      You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronounces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
      You know Paris, France? In English, they pronounce it “Paris,” but everyone else pronounces it without the “s” sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone it the English way, “Venice.” Like The Merchant of Venice and Death in Venice.... Why though?! Why isn’t the title Death in Venezia?! Are you friggin’ mocking me?! It takes place in Italy so use the Italian word, damn it! That shit pisses me off! Bunch of dumbasses!
      Every Jojo copypasta in existence!

      Natalie Portman is the reason I work out

        "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." meme
        Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
        
        "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
        
        Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
        
        "Got a spare?" she asks.
        
        "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
        
        "Conversation with me, duh."
        
        I laugh.
        
        "What's so funny?" she protests.
        
        "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
        
        "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
        
        "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
        
        "Teaching, I think."
        
        "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
        
        "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
        
        "Bermuda," I say.
        
        "Oh wow. That's lovely."
        
        "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
        
        "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires.
        
        "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

        Is it Woodan or Wooden? -Jerma

          The clip where Jerma says it
          Wooden. Is it wooDAN or wooDEN, is it wooDAN or wooDEN? WooDEN or wooDAN? WooDEN or wooDAN? WooDAN or wooDEN? WooDEN? WooDEN? It's wooDEN? WooDEN? WooDEN! Is it wooDAN or wooDEN? Which one is it I think it's wooDEN. WooDEN? Is it a wooden salad bowl? Yep.

          Wealth. Fame. Power.

            Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Pirate King, Gold Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager pirates set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Pirates!words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!

            Jung Kook – Seven

              Weight ⚖️ of the world 🌎 on your shoulders 💪. I kiss 💋 your waist and ease your mind 🧠. I must be favored 🍀 to know ya. I take my hands ✋🤚 and trace your lines 🫸 🫷. It's the way that you can ride 🚴, it's the way that you can ride 🚴(oh-oh, oh-oh). Think I met you in another life ♾️, so break 🔨 me off another time ⏰ (oh-oh, oh-oh). You wrap around me 🧣 and you give me life. 💅 And that's why night 🌃 after night 🌃 I'll be fuckin' 👉👌 you right 👍. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (a week 🗓️) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Seven 7️⃣ days a week 🗓️. Every hour 🕐 , every minute 🕒, every second 🕔. You know, night 🌃 after night 🌃 I'll be fuckin' 👉👌 you right 👍, seven 7️⃣ days a week 🗓️.

              Open Lyrics

              Weight of the world on your shoulders
              I kiss your waist and ease your mind
              I must be favored to know ya
              I take my hands and trace your lines
              It's the way that we can ride
              It's the way that we can ride (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
              Think I met you in another life
              So break me off another time (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
              You wrap around me and you give me life
              And that's why night after night
              I'll be lovin' you right
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
              Seven days a week
              Every hour, every minute, every second
              You know night after night
              I'll be lovin' you right
              Seven days a week
              You love when I jump right in
              All of me I'm offering
              Show you what devotion is
              Deeper than the ocean is
              Wind it back, I'll take it slow
              Leave you with that afterglow
              Show you what devotion is
              Deeper than the ocean is
              It's the way that we can ride
              It's the way that we can ride (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
              Think I met you in another life
              So break me off another time (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
              You wrap around me and you give me life
              And that's why night after night
              I'll be lovin' you right
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
              Seven days a week
              Every hour, every minute, every second
              You know night after night
              I'll be lovin' you right (I'll be lovin' you right)
              Seven days a week
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
              Seven days a week (Oh, oh, seven days a week)
              Every hour, every minute, every second
              You know night after night (Night after night)
              I'll be lovin' you right (I'll be lovin' you right)
              Seven days a week
              (Big Latto)
              Tightly take control, tightly take his soul
              Take your phone and put it in the camera roll (Uh)
              Leave them clothes at the door
              What you waiting for? Better come and hit ya goals
              He jump in it both feet
              Going to the sun-up, we ain't gettin' no sleep
              Seven days a week, seven different sheets
              Seven different angles, I can be your fantasy
              Open up, say, "Ah"
              Come here, baby, let me swallow your pride
              What you on I can match your vibe
              Hit me up and I'ma Cha Cha Slide
              You make Mondays feel like weekends
              I make him never think about cheatin'
              Got you skippin' work and meetings
              Let's sleep in, yeah
              (Seven days a week, ooh)
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
              Seven days a week
              Every hour, every minute, every second (Oh-oh-oh)
              You know night after night
              I'll be lovin' you right
              Seven days a week (Oh)
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (A week)
              Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
              Seven days a week
              Every hour, every minute, every second (Hour, minute, second)
              You know night after night
              I'll be lovin' you right
              Seven days a week