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Bob Kane’s tombstone

    GOD bestowed a dream upon Bob Kane. Blessed with divine inspiration and a rich imagination, Bob created a legacy known as BATMAN.

Introduced in a May 1939 comic book, Batman grew from a tiny acorn into an American Icon. A ‘Hand of God’ creation, Batman and his world personify the eternal struggle of good versus evil, with GOD's laws prevailing in the end.

Bob Kane, Bruce Wayne, Batman – they are one and the same. Bob infused his dual identity character with his own attributes: goodness, kindness, compassion, sensitivity, generosity, intelligence, integrity, courage, purity of spirit, a love of all mankind.

Batman is known as the "Dark Knight," but through his deeds he walks in the Light of a Higher Power, as did his creator – Bob Kane!

    Drake leaked diss track lyrics

      Drake dissed leak (re-upload)
      byu/That_Dude2000 inDrizzy
      [Intro] Ah Look

[Verse] I could never be nobody number-one fan

Your first number one, I had to put it in your hand

You pussies can't get booked outside America for nan'

I'm out in Tokyo because I'm big in Japan I'm the hit maker y'all depend on Tough on record, in my city it was friend zone You won't ever take no chain off of us How the fuck you big steppin' with a size seven men's on? This the bark with the bite, nigga, what's up? I know my picture on the wall when y'all cook up Extortion baby, whole career you been shook up 'Cause Top told you drop and give me fifty like some push-ups, huh Your last one bricked, you really not on shit They make excuses for you 'cause they hate to see me lit Pull your contract 'cause we gotta see the split Ayy, the way you doin' splits, bitch, your pants might rip You better do that motherfuckin' show inside the bitty Maroon 5 need a verse, you better make it witty Then we need a verse for the Swifties Top say drop, you better drop and give 'em fifty Pipsqueak, pipe down You ain't in no Big Three, SZA got you wiped down Travis got you wiped down, Savage got you wiped down Like your label, boy, you in a scope right now And you gon' feel the aftermath of what I write down I'm at the top of the mountain, so you tight now Just to have this talk with yo' ass, I had to hike down Big difference between Mike then and Mike now What the fuck is this, a twenty-V-one, nigga? What's a prince to a king? He a son, nigga I get more love in the city that you from, nigga Metro, shut your hoe ass up and make some drums, nigga Yeah, I'm the 6ix god, I'm the frontrunner Y'all nigga manager was Chubbs lil' blunt runner Claim the 6ix, and you boys ain't even come from it And when you boys got rich, you had to run from it Cash blowin' Abel bread, out here trickin' Shit we do for bitches he doin' for niggas Jets, whips, chains, wicked, wicked, wicked Spend it like you tryna fuck, boy, you trippin' Drizzy Chip 'n Dale, probably got your bitch Chanel I just got undone, boy, don't make me have to chip a nail Rolling Loud stage, y'all were turnt, that was slick as hell Lucky that your dawg lil' BM doesn't kiss and tell Hugs and kisses, man, don't tell me 'bout no switches I be rockin' every fuckin' chain I own next visit I be with some bodyguards like Whitney Top stay drop, your little midget ass better fuckin'- Ayy, better drop and give me fifty, ayy Drop and give me fifty, drop and give me fifty Niggas really got me out here talkin' like I'm 50, ayy Niggas really got me out here rappin' what I'm livin' I might take your latest girl and cuff her like I'm Ricky Can't believe he jumpin' in, this nigga turnin' fifty Every song that made it on the chart, he got from Drizzy Worry 'bout whatever goin' on with you and- (Uh) Ayy, shoutout to the hooper that be bustin' out the griddy I know why you mad, nigga, I ain't even trippin' I ain't even rappin' after this, I'm way too busy This for all the top dogs, drop and give me fifty, drop-drop And that fuckin' song y'all got is not startin' beef with us This shit been brewin' in a pot, now I'm heatin' up I don't care what Cole think, that Dot shit was weak as fuck Champagne trippin', he is not fuckin' easin' up Nigga called up Top to see if Top wanna peace it up "Top, wanna peace it up? Top, wanna peace it up?" Nah, pussy, now you on your own when you speakin' up You done rolled deep to this, it's not fuckin' deep enough Beggin' Kai Cenat when you not fuckin' beatin' us Numbers-wise, I'm out of here, you not fuckin' creepin' up Money-wise, I'm out of here, you not fuckin' sneakin' up Cornball, your show money merch-money fee to us I'ma let you niggas work it out, because I seen enough This ain't even everything I know, don't wake a demon up This ain't even everything I know, don't wake a demon up Drop and give me fifty, all you fuck niggas teamin' up What? What? Teamin' up with all of y'all, fallin' like some dominoes Bros turnin' hoes, dawg, like I ain't got enough of those I can't wait to see how far you niggas get to reachin' now This the closest thing you niggas gettin' to a feature now Backpedal gang 'cause a few of y'all been reachin' out Y'all drew the line, what the fuck we gotta speak about? Get your fuckin' head tapped, you niggas get to peekin' out You had a song for four years, drop that shit and shut your mouth

[Outro] Shut your mouth, nigga It's me twice in my Big Three, I had to leave you out Fuckin' dumb-ass nigga

      Have you ever been on an Edging streak? Edge.

        Edge.

Edge.

Have you ever been on an Edging streak? Edge.

Edge.

Do they keep you in a state of Edging? Edge.

Edge.

When you are not performing your Edging, do they make you Goon? Edge.

Edge.

Rizz.

Rizz.

What's it like to hold the Gyat of someone you love? Rizz.

Rizz.

Do they teach you how to feel? Sigma... Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you long for having your heart Rizzed? Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you dream about being Rizzed?

Rizzed.

Baby Gronk Rizzed up Livvy Dun. Rizz.

Rizz.

Do you feel there is a part of you that feels Skibidi? Rizz.

Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

Skibidi, Edge, Rizz. Skibidi, Edge, Rizz. Skibidi, Edge, Rizz.

        Edge
edge.
have you ever been on an edging streak?
Edge
edge.
Do they keep you in a state of edging?
Edge
edge.
When you are not performing your edging, do they make you goon?
Edge
edge.

Rizz
rizz.
What's it like to hold the gyatt of someone you like?
Rizz
rizz.
Do they teach you how to feel Sigma to Sigma?
Rizz
rizz.
Do you long for having your heart rizzed?
Rizz
rizz.
Do you dream about being rizzed?
rizz.
Baby Gronk rizzed up Livvy Dunne.
Rizz
rizz.
Do you feel that there is a part of you that's skibidi?
Rizz
rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Why don't you say that three times? Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
Skibidi, edge, rizz.
        edge. edge. have you ever been on a edging streak? edge. edge. do they keep you in a state of edging? edge. edge. when your not preforming your edging do they make you goon? edge. edge. rizz. rizz. whats it like to hold the gyatt of someone you love? rizz. rizz. do they teach you to feel sigma to sigma? rizz. rizz. do you long for having your heart rizzed? rizz. rizz. do you dream about being rizzed? rizz. rizz. baby gronk rizzed up livvy dun. rizz. rizz. do you feel there is a part of you thats skibbidy. rizz. rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. skibiddy edge rizz. why don't you say that 3x (skibiddy edge rizz)

        SCHOOL MASTURBATION NOTICE

          This is an old classic copypasta that has been circulation around ~20 years in schools, colleges and universities as a joke. Its usually reposted under the title “Masturbation notice”.

          It has come to our attention that students have been vigorously masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is illegal and against school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amount of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. A pipe under the lower B half bathroom has burst because of the excessive semen build-up. This will cost thousands of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage.

Please masturbate in your own homes.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to.
          Masturbation notice copypasta
          MASTURBATION NOTICE

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities

Thank you for your cooperation

          I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me

            Originally from the Youtuber ‘Gianni Matragrano‘ who posted the Cowboy Bebop video of the copypasta with his voice-over. The video became an instant meme and gets reference whenever someone is down bad for a strong dominant woman.

            I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarressing. I mean like... weirdly embarressing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.
            I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me. You know when I left my house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talking full on, watermelon in the thighs level of carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee piss myself bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal.


Ma'am, please... you have to crush me.

            Hey guys Quandale Dingle here

              Hey guys its Quandale Dingle here lore
              Quandale Dingle lore video
              What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
              Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FUCK??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.
              Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy,
              What's up guys, it's Quandele Dingle here
I have been arrested for multiple crimes
Including battery on police officer (what)
Grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency 
I will be escaping prison on March 28th 
After that I will take over the world
              Greetings, Quandele Dingle here
My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut
Got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center (what the fuck)
Put a camera on Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop (what)
My Asian brother Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died
              Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here
I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink
And he went to bed for a really long time
I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr)
I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head
My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan

              Open every Quandale Dingle script

              (AUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHH) Greetings! Quandale Dingle here! (BLOOOOAAAAAGHHHHHH) My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dinglenut (REHEHEHEHEHHE) got arrested for putting a TNT in a Daycare Center. (WHAT THE FU-) (BOOOOOOOOM) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT!?) My asian brother Quanlingling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. (AUAUGH) 
              Hey fellas! It's Quandale Dingle here. (OOOOOOOOGHHHH) I put percs in Vladmir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time. (EHEHEHEHEHEHE) I trapped my autistic son's hand in an airfryer. (HEY!) I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head. (OWWWWWWWWW) My goofy ahh friend Jamarius Quangledangle (ARARARARAR) tried to eat my butt during ramen h- 
              (ROOOOAHHHHH) My goofy ahh uncle is holding me captive. (WHAT!?) And forcing me to watch Crispy Concords videos. (NO!!!) My buddy, Quindalius Barnacle-Jones Jr, got smacked in the head with a rhinocerous horn because he was listening to No Maidens. (SLAP) (STOOOOOPPPP!!!!) My grandpa punched me in the head at 90 miles per hour, (EHEHEHEHEHE) (POW) and I was paralyzed from the waist up. (REHEHEHEHE) 
              (AAAAAH!) Hey! Quandale Dingle here. (AUUUUGHHHH!!!) I just escaped prison. (OOOOOGH) I am staying at my friend Juandale Pringle's house. (EKEKEKEKE) As I was running away from cops, (WHAT!?) I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. (SKRRRRRCH) (EHEHEHEHHEE) A guy named Garfield Jenson bent me over in the shower while I was in prison. (WHAT YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?) My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy. (HEHEHEHE, OH YEAH.) 
              (ROROROROGHH) 'Ello, Quandale Dingle here. (EHEHEHEHEHHE) I was caught running thy oppositions pockets in the streets of London. (HOLY SHIT) My grandfather, Henry Arthur Ezikenuts, (BLIMEY!) was apprehended in a matter of minutes after trying to rob a Fish & Chips shop. (I DO NOT!) My aquaintance Henry Bartholomew Dinglenuts was spotted giving his father's lemonade hose twisty whisties. (WHAT IN TARNATIONS??) I forgot to dispose of my feces, and made a big whoopsy in my diapy-whipy. (I BEG ALL OF YOUR PARDONS!!) 
              (AAAAAAAAAAA) What's up guys, it's Quandilly Billy Hunter Scott Michael Arnold Jacob Lanthrop Kevin Steven Oscar Dingle Sr here. (REHEHEHEHE) I was caught lubin' my sister's cooter up by my step-dad, and he beat me senseless 'till I couldn't sit on my bare ass for a week. (RIGGITY WHAT??) My uncle Salamander Weasel got in a car accident after he stole his newly deceased mother's car. (MAN WHAT THE PICKLE FOR???) I drunk a whole bottle of whiskey and started pickle rubbing with my cousin. (ARARARRARARARA) I choked my chicken so hard, the asian girls on XVIDEOS and I died. (AAAAAAHHHH) 
              (AUAYAUGH) Hey! Quandale Dingle here again! (REHEHEHEHEH) I have been apprehended in India for carrying out multiple fraudulent Amazon and Microsoft refund support calls. (YOU DID WHAT?!?!) My friend, Juandale Pringle also passed away next week due to heart failure. (OH NO!) (EHEHEHEHE) Anyways, I will be escaping prison again May 2nd with my cell boyfriend, Brownie Rim Jr. (BRBRBRBRBRBRB) And I will be at the nearest McDonald's signing autographs. (ARARRA) 
              (BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR) Hey! Quandale Dingle here. (REHEHEHEHEH) My lactose intolerant dog pooped all over my house after drinking all my milk. (WHAT!?) My grandma was locked in an elevator on September 11th. (OH NO!!!!!!!!) I got a rash on my butt after sitting down on an antpile. (RARARARARRARA) My sister is currently in the hospital getting her third leg removed. (OH NO, GRANDMA!!!!!!) 
              Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here! (BRBRBRBRBRBBR) My mother, Darlene Dingle passed away because I put a Perc 90 Ultra in her Kool-Aid. (AHAHAHHAHA) My brother, Jeffrey Arnold Lancer Andrew Higgleton V got hit by a car going five miles per hour. (OW!!!) My brother, Jonathan Cartwheel Froot-Loop III got arrested for distributing miner's nudes. (YUMMY) My uncle's brother Steve Tarnations peeked in on me while I was in the shower. (WHAT YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!) 
              Do you suffer from a lack of a father figure? Do you have clinical depression?? Have you ever accidentally broken your mom's favorite coffee cup and when she found out you did it she tied you to a bed and spanked you with a metal spatula? If you said yes to any of these things, I don't care! And to keep it a beam, no one cares! And your absent father should've just put you on a washcloth. 
              When I was 4 1/2 years old, (REOOOOOARRRG) my riggety roo ahh dad smacked me in the back of the head with a steering wheel. (SLAP) (OW!!!!) (BONK) I pushed my grandpa into oncoming traffic because he changed the channel to Family Feud. (REHE-) (AUUUUUUGHHHHH!!!) I peeked in on my uncle using Finding Dory handsoap to choke his chicken. (WHAT IN TARNATIONS!?!?) I spilled baby oil on the hallway floor and almost broke my neck. (HEHEHE) 
              (ROOOOOAA) (AAAAAAAAAAA) My crazy ahh uncle watching sis loves me and innapropriate step-mom videos in the bathroom. (WHAT YOU DOING STEPMOM!?!?!?) I put a fork in the electrical outlet and blew my hand off. (SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!) (AUAUAUAUAUAU) My brother, Languini, put liquid laxatives in my grandpa's dentures (REHEHEHEHEH) and he shit his brains out. (FART) (GOODNESS GRACIOUS) 
              When I was 10 years old, (URRRRRRGHHHHH) my goofy ahh uncle tried to get me to touch his weenie-doodle. (EHEHEHEHHE) My mom caught him and beat him with a pan. (AAHAHHA) I created an explosive bomb and put it in my sister lunchbox and blew her to smithereens. (AAAAHHHH!) (BOOOM!) 
              (OOOOOOOOOHHHH) I put Viagra in my goofy ahh uncle's drink and he tried to do bad things to me. (ARARARARRAGHHHH) I drowned in the bathtub when I was (15 years old). (AGH) (EHEHEHE) I sold my grandpa's crutches, (OOOOH) and he fell down the stairs and broke his back. (OH GREAT HEAVENS!!) My dad gave me a knuckle sandwhich full force, (OH SHIT) and I was hospitalized. (REHEHEHEHEH) 
              I farted and a poopie almost slipped out. (AAAAAGHHHH!) My dad tried to hit me with a cast iron pot. (EHEHEHEHEH) I forgot to turn the stove off and burned down the whole house. (AAAAAAAHHHH) 
              (AUAUUAUAUAUAUGHHH) I put bug spray in my little brother Quavante Singleton's eye. (WHAT!?) I smacked my sister that has Tourette's because she called me a bad word. (SLAP) (OW!!!!) My goofy ahh uncle karate chopped my grandpa's broken knee, (CRACK) and he turned into a pretzel. (HEHEHEHEH) 
              (OOOOOOHHHHH) My goofy ahh auntie stabbed my grandpa with Longhorn Steakhouse knife. (AUUUUGHHHH!!!) My sister caught me playing with my wiggly worm, (BUBUBUBUBU) so I threw a Kim Kardashian buttcheek at her. (HEHEHHEHE) (OHHH!!!) I force-fed a whole bottle of melatonin to my father, and he forgot to wake up. (SLAP) (WAKE UP!!!!) My doctor diagnosed me with type 7 genital herpes, and I got bumps all over my testicles. (REHE-) 
              Hi! My name is Carl Winstead, (BUBUBU) Carmen Winstead's brother. (WHAT THE FU-) I pooped all over my balls and my mom beat me. (OW!!!) I crashed my uncle's Nissan Ultima into a child hospital building, (BOOM!!!) and broke my eleventh toe. (WHAT!?!?!) My buddy, Henry Chewbacca Jenkins, (REHEHE) put Perc 30s in his grandpa's inhaler and he died. (AHHAHHAHHHHHHH) 
              (RAAAAAAAAA) Me and my sister were having tickle time together in our parent's bedroom. (CENSORED) I forgot to cook dinner and my dad went bananas and hit me. (AAHHHHHHHH) I whacked my willy to two men kissing in the bathroom (KISS) (OOH, YUMMY!) When I was a child, my grandpa stomped on my head. (HAHA) (STOOOOP!!!!) I thought it would be funny to put fireworks in my goofy ahh dad's turkey sandwhich. (BOOM!!) (EHEHEHEHHEHE) I injected type 2 diabetes into my grandpa's kneecap, (AH!! FUCK ME!!!) and pushed him down the stairs. (AHHHHHH!!!) 
              (RAHHHHHH!!!!) Hello! It's your dear old friend Quandale Dingle here! (BORBOR) I just stabbed my son, Belly Boy Dingle with Lady Gaga toenails and he died. (OH SHI-) When I was riding my moped, I fell off and broke my neck on a stop sign pole, and I'm now permanently paralyzed. (OW MY KNEE!!!) I was watching Mr. Beast's OnlyFans video's on my Kindle Fire Tablet, and my mom caught me and threw a GameCube controller at my noggin. (BONK) I took my girlfriend to Epstein Island, and she gave me a butt-naked massage on the kitchen table. (OOH, YUMMY!) 
              Hey guys, Quandale Dingle here. (WHAT YOU DOING!?!?!?!) I had to flee from Juandale Pringle's house, so unfortunately, he is arrested. (AHHHHHHHH) I had to flee to my buddy Aiden Dookie's crib where I am now hiding out with Juandavius Gooch. (WHAT!?)