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FUCK ๐ค YOU ๐ BALTIMORE! if ๐คฅ you're ๐ง๐ dumb ๐คค enough ๐ค to buy ๐ณ a ๐ฃ๐
ฐ new ๐ car ๐ณ this ๐ weekend, you're ๐ a big ๐ฑ enough schmuck to ๐๐
come ๐ฆ๐ฆ to ๐ฆ Big Bill Hell's ๐ก๐ญ Cars. โ Bad ๐คฆ Deals! Cars that ๐๐ป break ๐จ๐จ down! ๐ Thieves! If you ๐ด๐ think ๐ญ๐ค you can ๐ซ find ๐ a ๐ญ๐ bargain at ๐ Big ๐ Bill's, you ๐ฌ๐ can kiss ๐๐ my ๐๐ ass! It's our ๐
ฑ belief that you're ๐๐ง such ๐ฉ๐ข a โ stupid ๐ซ๐ซ motherfucker, โผ that you'll ๐ฏ๐ fall โ for this ๐ bullshit ๐ฎ๐ฎ GUARANTIED! If ๐ you ๐ find ๐ a โณ better deal, shove ๐ฆ it ๐ฆ up ๐บ your ๐ฆ ugly ass! ๐ you ๐ป๐ heard us right, SHOVE IT ๐ฆ UP ๐โค YOUR ๐ UGLY ๐คข ASS! ๐๐ Bring โฌ
โก your ๐๐ tray, ๐ bring your ๐
ฑ title, ๐ค bring โฌ
โก your wife, ๐ฐ๐ผ WE'LL ๐ฅ๐ฐ FUCK HER. ๐
That's ๐ถ๐ right, ๐ we'll fuck ๐๐
ฑ your ๐ wife! ๐ฉ Because ๐๐ at ๐ Big ๐ฑ๐ฉ Bill ๐๐ Hell's, ๐ฅ๐น you're ๐ fucked six ways ๐ฏ๐ค from ๐ฎ sunday. โ๐ Take a ๐ฟ๐ hike, to ๐
Big ๐ Bill Hell's: ๐
ฑ๐
ฑ home of CHALLENGE PISSING - that's ๐ right - CHALLENGE ๐ PISSING. How ๐ฃ does it ๐ซ๐ work? ๐จ If you can ๐ซโบ piss six feet ๐ฃ๐ฃ into the โ air โ๐ฌ straight ๐ up, and ๐ not get ๐ wet, ๐๐ you ๐๐ get ๐ no down โฌ payment! Don't ๐ซ๐ก wait! Don't ๐
delay! DON'T ๐
FUCK ๐ WITH ๐ฃ US, ๐โ or ๐ we'll rip ๐ your ๐พ nuts off. Only ๐๐ฆ at ๐โค Big ๐ฉ๐ Bill Hell's: ๐ฅ๐น the only dealer that ๐๐ tells ๐ฃ you ๐ถ to ๐ฉ๐ FUCK ๐๐ป OFF! HURRY ๐โณ UP ๐๐บ ASSHOLE! ๐ฉ This โ event ๐๐ ends โ๐คท the minute โฐ after ๐ก you ๐ด๐ write ๐โ us ๐ฉ a ๐๐ check, ๐ธ and it better ๐๐จ not ๐๐ bounce, or ๐ซ๐จ you're a dead ๐ต motherfucker. ๐ก๐ก GO ๐ TO ๐๐ HELL! ๐๐ Big ๐บ Bill ๐ Hell's cars. โ โ From the ๐ most filthy ๐ท๐ท and ๐
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