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Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

    Hey, you. You're finally awake.
    Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead.

...looks like the Thalmor are with him.

General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.

Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.

    Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked.

      why tf are people searching for "number 7 student"copypasta?
      Original video
      Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked. A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on.

But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants. When the crewmembers rejected him, he reportedly became aggressive, and groped a flight attendant. With the help of some of the passengers, the cabin crew managed to subdue the man, and tie his hands with a piece of cloth for the rest of the flight. One of the passengers managed to capture the moment with his phone. Although airline officials refuse to confirm details of the incident, the photo of a man with his bottom sticking out of his pants and hands tied up emerged online. The disruptive passenger was arrested on arrival.

      Bitches be like I- I- YOU- WOW I-

        BITCHES BE LIKE I- I- YOU- WOW I-

BITCH WHAT? SPEAK. SPIT IT THE FUCK OUT. WHAT DO YOU WANNA SAY? I'M LISTENING. WE'RE ALL WAITING, AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING. THIS IS NONSENSE, YOU CAN'T EVEN USE WORDS ANYMORE. GO THE HELL OUTSIDE FOR ONCE DAMN, GODDAMN, GET A JOB OR SOMETHING.

        Full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

          If you're not a black teen with an exaggerated swagger, I'm sorry, but we cannot be friends.
          The way he leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. It gives me goosebumps every time he does it.

          Le Monke – Uh Oh Stinky (original)

            this is an absolute classic from 4chan
            farts uh oh....STINKY!!

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OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :))))))):):)

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POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY!

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE

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POOP

            Welcome To The Cum Zone

              lyrical masterpiece btw
              Original video
              Welcome to the cum zone
Only cum inside anime girls
Quivering clit, double jointed pussy
Fresh balls, elegant ejaculation
First the kiss, then the cum

My dick is in love with pain
Co-op cock torture
Stuff my dick into a furnace
Stitch my cock shut
Pressure cook my greasy balls
Cumblast me and make it snappy

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum
Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum

What's all the cummotion?
My dad fell into a cum shaft
My dad glazed my face with cum
Fertilize a baby with hunk spunk
Cum spunk in my trunk

Cum craving toddler
Cum drippin' cunt
Cummy Rae Jepsen
Cum me maybe
Cummy bottom boy
Night of the living cum
Nefarious cum mastermind
Cum makes me fearless

Cum crammer, cock slammer
Cum slammed ya mum
Mail your mums pieces of my dick
Bazinga!
Chug the cum, fug ya mum
Fuck my asshole full of cum
Three little words
Get fucked, nerd

Cum stuffer, jenkem huffer
Fuck my cum puddle
Bottom stuffer, semen huffer
Would love a gator to fuck me
Undercooked baby pig penises
Help my dogs get a huge boner
Water bong full of cat cum
Accidentally fucked my own ass
I barely had any dicks inside me
Who ate all my cum? A mystery
Cum detective hot on the trail
Bees make honey, I make cummy