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that’s an awfully taunt
sailors knot
can you escape it?
prolly not.
try to leave the basement, you’ll get shot
pull out my nine
it goes pop pop
to close the door, i lock the locks
see ya tomorrow
but maybe not
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[overweight dad high on acid gyrates hips]
[black woman and hipster man choke on sushi causing them to spasm]
[a karen stabs her salad]
[pregnant woman breaks both of her legs while inhaling milkshake]
[overweight dad returns from acid trip and points at child]
[child does dance]
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[music]
Purple guy: *bites borger and dances*
Sushi guys: *appear and eat the sushi*
Sallad girl: *eats salad and stands up*
Milkshake girl: *does the splits and sluprs milkshake*
Everyone: *dances all at once*
camera moves to purple guy and shows him dancing
[music stops]
camera changes to house and kid looks at purple guy
purple guy: points at kid
kid: says huh and blinks
[music starts again]
Kid: *dancing*
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"hello franklin clinton, my african american friend. may i enter your abode?"
"wornk"
"gasp. my african american friend. Do not hold distane for my for my attractive physique. Perhaps if you groomed yourself more elequently you would not find yourself a bachelor still. Even more so, perhaps the young lady you court would return your correspondance when she tires of the surgeon or magistrate she fancies. Saddle-goose!
"what"
"i will now show my middle finger on my left hand to signal that i would like you to stop talking to me as i walk away from your home in davis."
Look here buddy, don't project your insecurities on me just cause you have a bad haircut. Maybe if you got it fixed girls would actually agree to go on dates with you for a change. Oh, or better yet maybe Tanish will call your dog butt if she ever stops messing with that brain surgeon or lawyer, or swimming pool cleaner, or marine biologist, or chiropractor, or police commissioner, or male stripper, or train conductor, or funeral director, or trailer park supervisor, or subway sandwich artist, or blackjack dealer, or costomer service rep, or gardener or k-pop raido DJ she's messing with. D I N G U S
Today on How They Do It : Plumbuses.
Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then...repurposed for later batches.
They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, becasue the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it...and spits on it.
They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way.
The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the...plubis, and grumbo are shaved away.
That leaves you with...a regular old plumbus.
Hey Vsauce! Extra-terrestrial baby monkey here. Am i awesome? Yes! Im completely huge, and kind of... immortal. And when i shit, i can fill an entire room. That is a lot of feces. I like to think about plankton, which of course, brings us to you. I dont know what you're doing with your life... it's a pretty easy question you should be a able to answer it but you are 1000 times dumber than my cat. Thinking about how far you are from the rest of humanity, it's sad. But dont bother crying over it because your eyeballs are hopeless. As for the shape of your body, it's not human shape. What are you? Do you smell that? It might be you. A person standing down wind from you might vomit. We humans are quite sensitive to your smell. You are merely poop and so ugly, a blind person could see it. And as always... go away