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Not so fast Morty. You heard your mom. We’ve got adventures to go on, Morty. Just you and me. And sometimes your sister, and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You wanna know why, Morty? Because he crossed me. Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different? No more dad, Morty. He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away! I’ve replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it, and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty! And now your gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! An-and I-I-I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that’s what this is all about Morty! Th-that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! I-I-I’m driven by finding that mcnugget sauce! I want that Mulan mcnugget sauce, Morty! That’s my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my mcnugget dipping sauce szechuan sauce, Morty! That’s what’s gon-it’s gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty! Season nine more seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping szechuan sauce! For ninety-seven more years, Morty! I want that mcnugget sauce Morty!
🎼On the first day of Christmas my father gave to me
A crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
🎼On the second day of Christmas my father gave to me
Two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDS.🎶
🎼On the third day of Christmas my father gave to me
Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the forth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the fifth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Five onaholes , Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Six butt plugs, five onaholes ,Four doujin mangas, Three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the eigth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the tenth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the eleventh day of Christmas my father gave to me
Eleven pairs of tiddies , Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
🎼On the twelfth day of Christmas my father gave to me
Twelve custom katanas, Eleven pairs of tiddies, Ten THICC Onee-sans, Nine lewd figures, Eight anime posters, Seven loli cosplayers, six butt plugs, five onaholes, four doujin mangas, three waifu figures, two body pillows and a crate full of Hentai DVDs🎶
I MAKE A MOTHERFUCKER SAY OH YEAH. IM COLD AS A LION WITH NO HAIR. IF YOU EVER SEE ME FIGHTING IN A FOREST WITH A GRIZZLY BEAR... HELP THE BEAR!! CUZ THAT BITCH GON NEED IT
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
