Cum Chalice
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.Transcript
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Bread Bank (No Gluten)
welcome to the bread bank
we sell bread, we sell loafs
we got bread on deck, bread on the floor
TOASTED
ROASTED
shut the fuck up
listen I just need a baguette and a brioche
we don't have either of those
you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-
what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out
it's gluten free
I don't care if it's free
swear on your fucking YEEZYS
if you wanna fight, we gon' fight
tryna be on WORLDSTAR?
what, you gon' record it?
ye, I got my dollar store camera, ON
what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?
what the fuck do you want?
I'm the motherfucking MANAGER
at the BREAD STORE
B R E A D
tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD
I'ma need you to shut that bullshit up chief
we can't take shit out the bread
why put it in in the first place?
I know y'all smoking that pack
we got crackers
no gluten
fuck crackers
it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?
hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit
look we got whole wheat: gluten free
Texas toast: gluten free
TORTILLA
fuck all that
what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?
Florida
I knew ittAkE tHAt BaCk LeoRio
ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ˡᵉᵒʳᵉᵒÜ tækê thåt bàčk lęœrėô𝓲𝓽𝘴 ꪑ𝘳 ꪶꫀꪮ𝘳𝓲ꪮ💀It’s✌🏼Mr🙃lay🤰🏻oreo🍪”TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO”
Leorio: turns back ✨aestheticly✨
”I said take it back.”
”It’s mR. Leorio.❤️”Take 😡 that👿 back 😢 leorio 😩I 💕 said 😻 take 🙈 it 👹 back 😭 its 👁 mister 😹 leorio ⛓Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger
Number 6: Man urinates on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke. An Algerian man was arrested in February 2016 on arrival of his flight, after causing a fight on the plane then urinating on another passenger. The incidents took place mid-air on an Air Méditerranée flight from Algiers to Paris. Halfway through his 90-minute route, one of the passengers was outraged because he wasn't allowed to smoke or drink alcohol on board. He later urinated on another passenger in protest, but the victim stood up and punched him. Cabin crew members managed to break up the fight and held down the disruptive passenger. The flight was diverted to Lyon, and the Algerian man along with the other man involved in the fight were escorted off the plane by police, upon landing.Just Do It!
DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it! Some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you’re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? … DO IT! Just… DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If you’re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.You have UNO!
I don't have UNO so go fuck off.
Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox.
I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.
No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fucking tard.
Well, mine didn't have it.
YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU FUCKING DICK.
I don't have it you fucking faggot.
YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO.
I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER.
GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S A FUCKING CART GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.
I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FUCKING FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN.
YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING, IT'S FUCKING UNO, IT'S FREE.
I DON'T HAVE UNOOO.
IS THIS GOING ON YOUTUBE?