Copypasta of a person’s past experience or events that is so absurd it became a meme of its own. Usually untrue stories that tries to circle jerk opinions.
I know this sounds like a shit post but hear me out.
I have large testicles. It is not a gift. I have a massive bulge that is very hard to hide. I’ve been harassed because of it. I sit on them sometimes. They are like a huge target to everything. For example, when I get home from work. My dog is just the perfect height that when she jumps on me for lovins, she decks me in the jewels every time. It has become a problem honestly.
Now for the worst part. The insecurity. I have an average sized dong that I am not at all mad about. It does the job and does it well.
The part that sucks is the bulge. Some people see it and assume I have a horse cock. It makes it embarrassing when I finally get a home run with a lady and she looks disappointed.
I am very sorry for the inappropriate post. It is my biggest insecurity and my daily hell and the only person I can talk to about it is my current girlfriend.
TW: 🚨 Dreamphobia 🚨, school, self-defense, Nazism, saying Dream cheated
This happened a few days ago. I was looking at fanart of Dream in class. The kid sitting next to me looked over at my computer and then made some insensitive comment about how Dream cheated (obvious Nazi propaganda) and that his videos suck.
This made me irritated - yet another Dreamphobe harassing me. I called him out and told him that he was acting Dreamphobic because he was oppressing me, a Dreamsexual person, and then he laughed in my face.
He said, "Dreamsexual? Is that when you want to suck Dream's dick or something?" I said yes and he looked at me weirdly and asked if I was joking.
I decided to pull up this subreddit to help explain Dreamsexuality and Dreamgender. He said that it "didn't exist" and that we were "just overly-obsessed Dream stans", then said that we were mentally ill.
I was livid. I was shaking, too - he doesn't have the right to speak about Dreamsexuality like this. I figured I should follow the advice given to me on this sub before, which is that you should always defend yourself if a Dreamphobe is harassing you.
I turn to him and give him a punch to his face (I was only using a bit of power to teach him a lesson). A bunch of people turn around and the entire class was looking at us.
My ignorant teacher went over and pulled me into the hall and told me that I was being "highly inappropriate" and violent. I said that the kid was discriminating against my sexuality, but he claimed that didn't warrant me punching him and that I could've handled it in a "more civil manner".
I ended up in detention. The school staff said they're "looking into" the other kid's harassment. I hate being in my Dreamphobic school.
Has anyone else here been wrongfully punished for defending yourself? Dreamphobes are true evil and it's a shame that they have so many bigots willing to defend them.
It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his boy pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.
tl:dr i sexed dream🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰
Her name was april, she had braces. She went down town on me, we were having fun.she deepthroated. Then that connective tissue that attaches the base of your cock to your scrotum sack got caught inbetween her bottom 2 teeth, suddenly i feel this sharp pulling and she stops with my cock down her throat we look at each other and she goes "EEeef Boff ooua oua eeef"(it's hard to talk with a cock in your mouth) anyway i reach down with my hand and feel around for my balls and skin and yeah its in her braces, so i try pushing it around to get it out, my cocks still in her mouth, still mostly deep throat and so i'm still getting a blow job, my cocks now back at fully erect and shes slobbering and drooling all over my hand so i keep losing grip on the bag skin, suddenly i'm like oh fuck i think i'm going cum so i say stop moving stop moving she looks up and goes "Oua iiii" and that put me over the edge and i shot a load down her throat, she starts gagging and jerks her head away and riiiiiip. I'm howling in pain and shes puking cum.
Anyway she had to go to the orthodontist to get a piece of my scrotum removed. And i got a scar and this story.
We kinda didn't talk much after
So I was playing chess with my BLACK friend the other day and something rather curious happened. As we were about to start playing he asked, “Could I play as white this time?” Why is my BLACK friend being so racist????? Clearly your color doesn’t matter and as privileged white man myself I could not bear listening to these words!!!!!! Black? White? It’s all the same guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This last weekend I went to a party and got really wasted with a couple of my friends. At some point some of my friends started going into the seperate rooms of the house with some girls, away from the heart of the party. My friend and I were really wasted and horny at the thought of everybody getting some. So we decided to go into another room and next thing I know I'm 5 inches into his ass. I'm scared that people will find out what we did but since the balls didn't touch it doesn't mean its gay does it? Please help me I don't know what to do.
