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Copypasta of a person’s past experience or events that is so absurd it became a meme of its own. Usually untrue stories that tries to circle jerk opinions.


I’m absolutely obsessed with pegging

    Pegging copypasta
    I’ve pegged 6 different guys now. They all take some level of convincing but eventually everyone agrees. Watching this big strong man turn into a cute little guy just sprawled out on my bed unable to speak or even think while he takes a strapon he insisted would be too big for him. I live for that shit.
    
    And I am good. I mean really good. All of them give some silly ultimatum like “oh ok but if you get to peg me then I get to do anal too!” Guess what, nobody has ever wanted to do the anal afterwards. They just get the best orgasm of their life and can barely walk and then they can’t think about anything else and they come right back for more. I’m happy to give it to them too, any time and any place.
    
    Then of course there’s the dude-bros that are like “oh yeah I never do this but you’re just so hot, I wouldn’t be doing this if you weren’t so attractive, it’s only because you’re hot” and it’s like uh huh yeah baby thank you now bend over so you can get rammed! Oh and guess what, they always come back again. And again. And every time they’re all ashamed but I make sure to go extra hard on them. Maybe I’ll fuck the shame right out of them and we can all be adults and admit how great it is.
    
    I’d say I have 3 regulars who ask for it about once a week. I do extra special stuff for those boys because they at least admit they love it. Then there’s 1 that will never ask for it but asks to hang out and then spends the whole time talking about what we did last time until I go get the strap then he becomes a nice obedient little boy and bends over for me. Then of course there’s the other 2. Reluctant to admit how amazing I am but they’ve both had it more than twice now and every time they say “ok cool I’m only doing it cause you’re hot though, I wouldn’t normally do this” but weirdly they just keep coming back. Silly guys.
    
    One more thing, the moans. Boys moan so beautifully while they’re getting railed and you can tell how good you are by how loud they get. I’ll just be rocking my hips back and forth and suddenly I’m getting these gorgeous moans to let me know I’m hitting the spot. Best sound on earth if you ask me.
    
    I just love being the strapon girl. It’s the best.


    I was a born with no cock😢😞, well until…

      Well I was born and my parents always told me I'm a boy even though I doesn't have a cock which confuse me😕, and where the cock should be is just a hole of nothingness, It just looks like a vagina to me but my parents always tell me I WAS A BOY!!! I suffered through school as no kid does, I don't fucking know which fucking toilet should I go in!?😡 And sometimes the boys in my class would tell me to show them my cockn't and they would gang rape my cockn't because basically it's just a vagina😭.
      
      Well I thought I was gonna be like that until one day when I reached 18 yrs old, my dad tell me to go down the basement and...
      
      He unzip is pant and pulled out his dick😨, and I was like ayo wtf dad noooo fuck no plz dad why are you doing this? He tell me to be quiet🤐 It is not like was I was thinking... He then plugged his dick into my asshole (I knew it wtf!) But suddenly my cockn't grow out a cock!!! O0O It doesn't look normal, IT WAS SHINY GOLDEN COCK!!!!😲 My dad later explained that I was born in a ROYAL FAMILY OF COCK X-MEN! And I was the chosen one, every 1000 years a male will be born with a hole that contains the power of the whole lineage. "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" I shouted, "You wasn't mature yet to hold its power!!" Ma dad replied. So this dick basically is powered by my Heart which uses heat from my body. And so the next day I went to the house of the bitches who raped me in school and I turned my dick into a canon and bombarded his ass with 2 tons of cum! (His house was destroyed too) I then make my cock spin like a helicopter and flew away to rape womans and men and bitches who raped me and that's where I start my revenge and become COCKMAN, Raper of the night

      I can shit without peeing

        I’m 21 currently, and working at a university as assistant in Boston, life is good, very busy on academical papers, making chats with so called high intellectual debates.... Sometimes this loop becomes too consuming.. I have funny stories or rather interesting ones at least to tell, but have no body to tell..
        
        There is an ability of me I perfected, and since I realize it, there is an urge to tell people about it, yet have no one to tell...
        
        I had finished my uni in couple of years, in a very short time. During this years, I met this guy —my ex bf.. Who crawls for anal sex mostly, and although I was a little bit, a step away from it, very okey with it. Latter in the relationship, I become curious about it, and due to his admiration to anal sex, we started to do ony anal and tried stuff which are on porns. Some of them was great, some of them was average, yet I enjoyed all of them.
        
        During this 2 years of all anal sex process, I have had full control of my rectum muscles, so that when we tried nasty things, it was no problem; what ever, after the breakup I realized that due to my control over my “ass muscles”, I can take a dump without peeing. Most people always talked about you can pee without taking poop, but not vice verse.
        
        I have perfected the art of shitting without peeing and I want to, at least, tell this ability of me to someone. Thats it.

        I revealed my cock size to my family

          Open Story

          Accidentally killed my gf while fucking her

            My journey to the Dark Side was complete
            So my gf(f19), was over and we were casually watching The Empire Strikes Back(I am 19 btw). And then, the Han freezing in carbonite scene came, and when Leia said 'I love you' to him, I kissed my gf. She was taken aback, and soon she started kissing me too. I slowly pushed her down on the bed as we had more steamy, passionate and romantic kissing. In no time, our clothes were off, and I was ready to put it in. But our dumbasses forgot to pause the movie... As soon as I was putting it in, the 'I am your father' line came and I instantly got harder. My gf was loving this. I put it in her. She screamed with joy. I was also having fun. But then, the Imperial march started playing. I felt something come over me. The Sith shall rise. In my anger and lust for power I force choked my girlfriend. My journey to the Dark Side was complete. Luke's resistance and weakness to join the darkside completely enraged me. I am now marching all the way to Los Angeles to beat up Mark Hamill with my lightsaber.
            
            If you only knew the power of the Dark Side, Luke

            Jacking off with shadow people

              So a while ago I started seeing stuff in the dark, spiders, animals, dead humans, organs, shadow people, etc because of a mdma trip turned bad. I've grown used to it to the point I don't really mind em anymore. This evening I popped a couple bars and some meth and went to bed. (meth was taken a while ago). Genius that I am, I decided to whip out my dick to see how the shadow people would react. They got closer but not too close. Eventually I started masturbating. Slowly but surely some shadow people joined in giving me handjobs or blowjobs (visually only). I came. Was weird but nice I guess. ?/10 Might do a hallucination report completely sober if enough people are interested (it's never a fun time lol).