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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.

Down bad for Kafka

    I am so fucking down terrible, down horrendous, down abyssal, down chaotic, down to fucking hell and back for Kafka. Everyday I check 20 times just to see if a single new Kafka porn art has been posted. The moment I see those curveous milkers and tight shorts I feel like my boner would rip my pants open. I want to embrace her, to rip those pantyhoses and go to town on that velvety entrance, to lick her nape and breasts and bark like a dog, to thrust my hips into hers until both our bowels are so sore we're unable to walk the next day. I'll scream "mommy", and she'll scream my name as we bathe ourselves in nothing but pure lust. Those hips are BORN to be bred. We'd be doing doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, pushed against the wall, scissoring, you name it. And she'll be screaming at the top of her lungs when I finally release my sweet genetic riches into her den, finally hitting the jackpot of pleasure. But we wouldn't stop there, oh no: the night does not end until I forcefully thrust into her so much that she passes out. Then we'd be cuddling and sending each other to the dream realm. And probably have even more sex there. I can't help it guys; fuck saving the universe if it means getting to sex mommy Kafka's pussy first.
    Kafka: "Take it. You sissy bitch. Let me DESTROY your ass pussy." Me: "UGH~! MMPH! OOOOGH~! MOMMY KAFKA, PLEASE, S-ST-" Kafka rips her hand across my ass like a rubber band, leaving a tarnishing red mark. Kafka: "Did I say you can talk? No." *PLAAAP PLAAAP PLAAAAP!* Kafka's strap-on continued on.
    The things i want Kafka to do to me are so mind boggling and jaw dropping that i had to sever all relationships with other people to be able to express even a point percentage of my love for her. I want her to peg me until i'm her senseless plaything. Every day, i wake up and i go "i wish kafka was fucking the shit out of me right now", and i repeat that phrase once every 5 minutes to remind myself of how desperate i am to feel the pleasure that being with Kafka would bring. I want her to violently grip my slutty waist, pull me in, kiss me roughly until i get close and then finish the job with her hands. If i had my hands on Kafka for one day and one day only, she would be so happy and satisfied with my service that she would stay forever and never leave. Because i would follow every single order that comes out of her juicy plump lips and sexy mouth. I fucking love Kafka.

    Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me?

      You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take…
      byu/MelanieWalmartinez inshitposting
      Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha
      She took the midnight train going anywhere.

      This isn’t a fucking meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need.

        Ashley from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley 
        This isn’t a fucking meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need. I need to fuck her. Ashley… she makes me feel things that I’ve never felt from a fictional 2D woman before. Every time I browse the r/CoffinofAndyAndLeyley subreddit, I see nude images of her. Whenever I sleep, I see nude images of her. Whenever I think, I see nude images of her. I can’t take it anymore. This psychotic, cannibalistic, heartless bitch… I want her to be my actual sister. I want to be Andrew himself. I’m not satisfied until Ashley’s my actual sister and we have some hot, raw incestual sex. I want to give her an incest baby that we can take care of because our parents are fucking useless. And I don’t want to fix her. I want her to absolutely fucking break me. I want her to destroy everything I love and laugh as I have nothing but her to love anymore, because she’s all I need… I want her to chew up the meat of a person she grinded up into ground meat and spit it onto my mouth like a bird feeding her baby. People won’t understand, but it doesn’t matter to me anymore. I want Ashley to dominate me as her big brother. I want her to just absolutely be the worst person to ever enter my life as she coddles me to herself as I cry about my life choices. But above all… I want Ashley to be my sister-wife.

        Damn lil mama! Haha I would do anything and I mean ANYTHING to get a sniff lmfao!

          Damn lil mama! Haha I would do anything and I mean ANYTHING to get a sniff lmfao!... I'm jk heh 😣 unless you don't mind then I'm fs down girl Hahaha jk jk. HOT DAMN you are so beautiful 🤤. I know we have been friends for years but I've been waiting till you were single to say something to you gourges 😍 let's say... I take you out sometime? Movie? Dinner? It's on me! Or maybe just maybe let's say we skip all those steps and head straight back to my place and go all the way to 2nd base.... HA just kidding I joke I joke, don't take me so seriously, I just don't know how to compose myself when I see your beauty and that beautiful body of yours OwO. Please respond when you can I would love to hear from a perfect angel as yourself ❤️

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