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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

    God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

    Down bad for Silver Wolf

      Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
      Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈
      
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      Pan❤Pan❤pan❤pan❤pan❤pan
      
      "Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"
      
      Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤
      
      "AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"
      
      Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
      EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS 💢💢 THICK THIGHS 💢💢 FLAT CHEST 💢💢 LEWD CLOTHES 💢💢 AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)
      
      I MUST SEX HER 🥵🥵 FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM 💦💦💦💦 MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🤰🤰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY 😭😭😭💢💢💢
      PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
      
      GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
      Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~
      
      PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT
      
      "UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"
      
      "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"
      
      GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
      
      9 months later.
      
      "So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥
      
      "Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"
      
      "Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
      I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
      uunnnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!mCUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      brarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BLARGGGGGGGGGGG UUUUUNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH UNNNHHHH OH
      GODDDDDDDDDDDD NOT THE
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      NNNNNNNNNNNN💦 💦
      NNNNNNNNNNNN
      NNNNYYYYYYYYY 💦 💦 💦 💦
      YYYYY!!!
      CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
      ME WANT CUNNY ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢
      CCCCUUUNNNN-NN-N-N-EEE HEHEHE HHEEIIIIYYYY BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO UUUAAAGGHHH
      ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH
      AAAAAHHHHHHHH MALAOGOUGAAAAAAAAAAAA
      BWOOOOOOOOOOP
      ughhhhhh... unnnnhhhh...
      give me that sweet cu cu cu........................
      
      CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      
      UGHHGHH GOOODODDDDDD SWEET CUNNY I WANT THAT... unnnhh... FRESH PISSy SMEELLLLL
      I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
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      FFFUUUUUUCCCCKCKKKKKK
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      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm CACAAAAAAAAAAAA
      LET ME
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      JJAAAAAAAMMMMMM
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      NNNGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      MY CUTE SWEET LITTLE
      CCCCCUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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      uuuUUUuunnhhh.. ugh....
      huhh... huhh... huhh... 💦 💦 💦 💦
      UWOOOOOGH 😭😭‼️‼️ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXING😭😭😭😭😭💢💢‼️‼️FUCK THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 BREED THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 FILL THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH 💦💦💢💢‼️❗️‼️😭😭

      woman OBJECT 😡😡

        Thot whore woman copypasta
        Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 WoMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in My neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
        Woman want rites ? Then why woman sex sex whore not sex me ?? Woman not object why woman sex with man sex! Woman hoes no manners sexy sex but sex!? Why sex woman not want sexy sex? Woman die cat alone! I cry 😢. No woman sex man 6'2"?? But pp!!! 3 inches ? Not sexy sex havable big sex sex bums ? Butt cheeks sexy cry no sex whores cat love! Hell sexy sex bitches I has sex ever ! Girlfriend no sex but sex only sex ! Orgasms????!!! No sex orgasm woman sexual sensual sex. Sex dream Chad? Cuck me men supposed suck dick? No suck dick men!!! I suck dick men ! Men suck dick mine!! No sexy woman butt sway. Woman horse 🤬repeat again??? Horse big boobs. Makes cry sexy sexy woman no want sex but me still cry. Sad alone dungeon mom's basement. No man suck dick 3 inches???? Die sex . Semen horse.
        Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree

        I cannot stop jerking off to female Roblox avatars.

          The Roblox Metaverse is such a wonderful place to be in. You know, you can find some fucking stunning and beautiful girls with these avatars in every premise and experience of the Roblox Metaverse?
          
          Everytime I play a game in the wonderful Metaverse, I see a Roblox girl, with GIGANTIC THIGHS, sweet beautiful faces with the cherry topping of their glasses, and their hot ass body that I can lay my hands upon on. My dick hardens upon the sight of a Roblox girl.
          
          I just can't stop jerking off to their avatars because they are so fucking gorgeous and hot. Their avatars getting naked, then getting fucked canine-style, is how I picture them. I go to a bathroom simulator game, and I thrust back-and-forth every female avatar I see. I can't resist this primal urge to jack off to them as it is imprinted in my mindset.

          I want a boyfriend

            I want a boyfriend. I want a boyfriend so baaaad. Not because of the sexual stuff… well maybe a little. But the desire inside me to spoil a man— cook for him, buy him stuff and such because it made me thought of him, watch trashy movies and stuff our faces with foods, dance with him, listen to his endless talks and me constantly ask for a kiss just because I thought it’s cute, send funny memes and tiktoks
            
            I have so much love inside and it makes me sad knowing that no one is there for me.. that I am destined to be alone :< I’m a nice person… I know I am. It’s nice to have all this peace and calm when you’re alone but admit it or not, it’s nicer and feels better if you know you have the person you can home.
            
            So please universe, be nice and send me a kind and funny boyfriend 🥹🥹 Dali na kasi huhu

            ❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️

              Rules for Kitten
              
              1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
              
              2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
              
              3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
              
              4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
              
              5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
              
              6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
              
              7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
              
              8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
              
              9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
              
              10. No drinking without permission.
              
              11. No Drugs.
              
              12. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
              ❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️
              
              1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
              
              2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
              
              3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.
              
              4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
              
              5. No self-harm.
              
                      Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
              
              6. No lying to Daddy.
              
              7. Respect Daddy
              
              8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
              
              9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
              
              10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!
              
              11. No drinking without permission.
              
              12. No drugs.
              
              13. No eating after 8 pm.
              
              14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<
              
              Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.
              
              Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.