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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture

    Average steam comments on girl profile pic
    hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx 


    Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?

      Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?
      
      That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
      
      Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
      
      Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
      
      I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
      
      Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.

      Mmm… Petite women…

        Mmm... Petite women... Now who does that remind me of? I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SAY IT! I.. I-I cannot! I promised myself that I shall not utter that name! N-n-n-n... NaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!
        
        It's.. 💢 It's.. 💢 Going to FUCKING curse me! 💢
        
        OISHII OISHII~ 😋
        
        I'm going to... OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH... These b-br-brat-bratty petite and sly women... They're t-t-teasing m-m-me.. I cannot even count on two hands how many times these p-p-p-p... petite women have been devouring my libido!
        
        OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH I will not stand for this injustice! Guhehehehe~ I shall use the seggs tech notes I have gathered through countless journeys to deliver the u-ultimate c-c-c-correction! 💢

        Can I get a booty pic?

          Source Maria Fernanda

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          Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself?

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          Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic or your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Can i also get a pic your full front body in just your bra and panties? And can I get a pic of your ass while your panties are all up? Can I also get a pic of your boobs while you're in the shower? For the rest of the pics can you just send whatever sexy things you want? For the videos can i get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts? And one of you fingering yourself? One of you actually cumming? Also, can i get one of you playing with your tits while not wearing a shirt? If you have a dildo can you send my a

          Gamer girl in R6

            real life gamer girl in r6?
            So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

            Silver Wolf’s thighs are undeniably the epitome of allure and sensuality

              Silver Wolf's thighs are undeniably the epitome of allure and sensuality. From the moment your gaze falls upon them, you are captivated by their exquisite beauty and graceful contours. Each step she takes is a mesmerizing dance, a symphony of elegance and power. The smooth, flawless skin of her thighs beckons with a tantalizing allure, inviting your touch. The slender yet strong curves, sculpted to perfection, showcase her athleticism and grace. As she moves, the muscles ripple beneath the surface, an alluring display of strength and control. Her thighs seem to possess a magical quality, effortlessly drawing attention and admiration from all who are fortunate enough to witness their splendor. The way she carries herself, with a confident stride that accentuates every curve and line of her thighs, only adds to the enchantment. Silver Wolf's thighs are not only visually captivating but also possess an inherent sensuality that transcends mere aesthetics. They evoke a sense of desire and longing, an irresistible temptation that ignites the imagination. They symbolize both power and vulnerability, a delicate balance that makes them even more alluring. Their elegance and sensuality are enhanced by her innate grace, making her a captivating force that leaves a lasting impression. It is as if her thighs hold the secrets of the universe, whispering promises of pleasure and mystery. Their appeal lies not only in their physical beauty but also in the confidence and allure that radiate from within. The way she walks, the way she moves, exudes an aura of irresistible sensuality, enveloping all who witness it in a spell of fascination. In the presence of Silver Wolf's thighs, time seems to stand still, and the world fades away, leaving only the mesmerizing enchantment they exude. They possess an unparalleled ability to awaken desire and kindle the fire of passion in the hearts of those who dare to gaze upon them. Silver Wolf's thighs are the embodiment of allure and sensuality, a testament to the captivating power of feminine grace. They are a masterpiece of nature, a work of art that surpasses all boundaries of beauty. In their presence, one cannot help but be entranced, forever captivated by their irresistible charm.