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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


This isn’t a fucking meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need.

    Ashley from The Coffin of Andy and Leyley 
    This isn’t a fucking meme anymore. This is no longer a want, but a need. I need to fuck her. Ashley… she makes me feel things that I’ve never felt from a fictional 2D woman before. Every time I browse the r/CoffinofAndyAndLeyley subreddit, I see nude images of her. Whenever I sleep, I see nude images of her. Whenever I think, I see nude images of her. I can’t take it anymore. This psychotic, cannibalistic, heartless bitch… I want her to be my actual sister. I want to be Andrew himself. I’m not satisfied until Ashley’s my actual sister and we have some hot, raw incestual sex. I want to give her an incest baby that we can take care of because our parents are fucking useless. And I don’t want to fix her. I want her to absolutely fucking break me. I want her to destroy everything I love and laugh as I have nothing but her to love anymore, because she’s all I need… I want her to chew up the meat of a person she grinded up into ground meat and spit it onto my mouth like a bird feeding her baby. People won’t understand, but it doesn’t matter to me anymore. I want Ashley to dominate me as her big brother. I want her to just absolutely be the worst person to ever enter my life as she coddles me to herself as I cry about my life choices. But above all… I want Ashley to be my sister-wife.

    Damn lil mama! Haha I would do anything and I mean ANYTHING to get a sniff lmfao!

      Damn lil mama! Haha I would do anything and I mean ANYTHING to get a sniff lmfao!... I'm jk heh 😣 unless you don't mind then I'm fs down girl Hahaha jk jk. HOT DAMN you are so beautiful 🤤. I know we have been friends for years but I've been waiting till you were single to say something to you gourges 😍 let's say... I take you out sometime? Movie? Dinner? It's on me! Or maybe just maybe let's say we skip all those steps and head straight back to my place and go all the way to 2nd base.... HA just kidding I joke I joke, don't take me so seriously, I just don't know how to compose myself when I see your beauty and that beautiful body of yours OwO. Please respond when you can I would love to hear from a perfect angel as yourself ❤️

      Rolling , pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid..

        Rolling , pulling my hair, slapping myself, barking, dressing up as a maid, acting like a animal, jumping, screaming, kicking my feetbeautiful amazing spectacular showstopping wonderful awesome talented magnificent incredible totally unique never been done before jaw dropping majestic splendid heavenly gorgeous stunning fabulous perfect brilliant never the same excellent extraordinary phenomenal breathtakingfoams mouth GRRRRR snarl BITE BITE MUNCHSJFHJSGRRRRRR BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF GR TNGFMR BARK BARL BARK WOOF OWOOOO HOWL WITH ME OWOOOOOOOOOO BARK BARK GRRR......sniffs BARK

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        Egirl price

          🤑 🤑 E SEX PRICES (CASHAPP ONLY) 🤑🤑

SLEEP CALL (OPTIONAL NUMBERS)

1-3 minutes = $6

1-5 minutes = $8

1-7 minutes = $10

1-3 hours = $18

4-5 hours = $28

6-7 hours = $38

8-9 hours = $48

STATUS putting you in my status = $47

putting you in my status and putting daddy infront of your name = $59

CALL calling you daddy = $65

moaning = $78

calling you daddy & moaning = $88

masturbating = $92

masturbating, moaning and calling you daddy = $100

E SEX VACATION e sex for 2 days = $118

e sex for 5 days =$221

e sex for 1 week =$235

e sex for 2 weeks = $374

SLAVERY buying me temporarily = $482

buying me and making me sell-able = $489

buying me and making me your personal cumslut forever = $503

▶️ NOTE : Please do not try to negotiate the price or you'll not receive service ◀️

          I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today.

            POV you saw 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder
            I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.