Hey girl, are you the skibidi toilet? Because I definitely ohio rizz see the two of us skibbing out our gyats under the bussin moon. We could both clout chase together, kai cenat style. I'll rizz you up and compliment your drip any time of the lit af day. I'll interrupt my mewing streak for you bbg. I'll be your simp or your sigma, I'll always pass the vibe check when it comes to getting you on fleek. I'll make our lore so expansive that you'll need matpat to make a game theory on it, And let me be clear, my love is no meme fr fr, It won't take an L after 3 days. So please girlboss, Let's slay together, Will you go out with me?
Sometimes I fantasize about Storch coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by cumming in you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Seia as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Peni.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Peni. Every day I would wake up by cumming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her tight pussy. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows is to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she will get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum everyday that she will look pregnant even when she isn't, which she'll never be after we're married.
I would do everything in my power to make Peni look as fertile as possible: I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd ger her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go twelve hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her homemade lactation-inducing biscuits to help her get a point of hyper lactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of sweet cream per day, which I will save and drink just so I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any time. Her natural belly shape will be a fucking sphere. I would literally never stop doting on her. I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something.
She would be so pregnant all the time she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate her pregnant belly. Even after when she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. If she doesn't have any eggs I would synthesize them from her DNA. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
Imagine marrying Peni and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her superhero duties up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full-body hug you, crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Peni is glowing and her hero activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her toned body. Now imagine in a few months Peni has to stop her hero activities because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Peni's face when her doctor tells her she would have to take a break on her spidergirl activities for a while because she is carrying triplets and the excessive movement is doing more harm than good. Imagine Peni reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop doing her vigilantism for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7-month-old-pregnant wife Peni raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look in her face when you find her, like a puppy that gnawed holes into your pillow.
Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Belle Delphine. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the Sopranos, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Belle to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Belle Delphine, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
Go ahead, call me a simp, or horny. These are MY F*CKING FEELINGS. I want to be dominated by Mei Mei. Seriously. Her cute voice, her lovely face, and her adorable haircut drive me to love-fueled madness. Every inch of her should be worshipped like the god she is. When I want to stop I'd beg for more from my queen. I want to be her Organ Donor, and ask her how her day was, feeling my warm breath on her cold truest feelings to me, telling me how much she needs me. I would tell her I love her, and she would give me a dominant slap on my cheek. Then I would become her bitch and spend the day being dominated and even tortured by her. I want Mei Mei to be my master, my god, my one and only lord, and my life. I love her and want to be hers. Is this a copypasta? No. I typed it out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this- SHE IS MY GOD. I love Mei Mei, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
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Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with <PERSON>. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the Sopranos, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want <PERSON> to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love <PERSON>, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
Go ahead, call me a simp, or horny. These are MY F*CKING FEELINGS. I want to be dominated by <PERSON>. Seriously. Her cute voice, her lovely face, and her adorable haircut drive me to love-fueled madness. Every inch of her should be worshipped like the god she is. When I want to stop I'd beg for more from my queen. I want to be her Organ Donor, and ask her how her day was, feeling my warm breath on her cold truest feelings to me, telling me how much she needs me. I would tell her I love her, and she would give me a dominant slap on my cheek. Then I would become her bitch and spend the day being dominated and even tortured by her. I want <PERSON> to be my master, my god, my one and only lord, and my life. I love her and want to be hers. Is this a copypasta? No. I typed it out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this- SHE IS MY GOD. I love <PERSON>, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
This is part of the “simp” copypasta that are often sent by horny men from Discord, Twitch and Steam.
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
I am so fucking down terrible, down horrendous, down abyssal, down chaotic, down to fucking hell and back for Kafka. Everyday I check 20 times just to see if a single new Kafka porn art has been posted. The moment I see those curveous milkers and tight shorts I feel like my boner would rip my pants open. I want to embrace her, to rip those pantyhoses and go to town on that velvety entrance, to lick her nape and breasts and bark like a dog, to thrust my hips into hers until both our bowels are so sore we're unable to walk the next day. I'll scream "mommy", and she'll scream my name as we bathe ourselves in nothing but pure lust. Those hips are BORN to be bred. We'd be doing doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, pushed against the wall, scissoring, you name it. And she'll be screaming at the top of her lungs when I finally release my sweet genetic riches into her den, finally hitting the jackpot of pleasure. But we wouldn't stop there, oh no: the night does not end until I forcefully thrust into her so much that she passes out. Then we'd be cuddling and sending each other to the dream realm. And probably have even more sex there. I can't help it guys; fuck saving the universe if it means getting to sex mommy Kafka's pussy first.
Kafka: "Take it. You sissy bitch. Let me DESTROY your ass pussy." Me: "UGH~! MMPH! OOOOGH~! MOMMY KAFKA, PLEASE, S-ST-" Kafka rips her hand across my ass like a rubber band, leaving a tarnishing red mark. Kafka: "Did I say you can talk? No." *PLAAAP PLAAAP PLAAAAP!* Kafka's strap-on continued on.
The things i want Kafka to do to me are so mind boggling and jaw dropping that i had to sever all relationships with other people to be able to express even a point percentage of my love for her. I want her to peg me until i'm her senseless plaything. Every day, i wake up and i go "i wish kafka was fucking the shit out of me right now", and i repeat that phrase once every 5 minutes to remind myself of how desperate i am to feel the pleasure that being with Kafka would bring. I want her to violently grip my slutty waist, pull me in, kiss me roughly until i get close and then finish the job with her hands. If i had my hands on Kafka for one day and one day only, she would be so happy and satisfied with my service that she would stay forever and never leave. Because i would follow every single order that comes out of her juicy plump lips and sexy mouth. I fucking love Kafka.
