looking for egirl to play the game with and start out as friends but eventually you develop feelings for me because im so incredibly good at valorant and you praise me and you instalock sage and you make me bark for heal nad meow for rez and tell me im a good boy and then after a while(you love me at this point) you become so obessed you stop talking to everyone else and you lose all your friends and your social life is horrible and we only talk to eachother pls add me PLS
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriendand i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so..*adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*
I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
I WISH CLOWN GIRLS WERE A REAL HUMAN RACE, THEIR WHOLE SKIN IS WHITE, THEIR CLOWN NOSES ARE NATURAL, THEIR NIPPLES AND VAGINAL LIPS (ALSO KNOWN AS CLUSSY) HAVE ALTERNATING AND SATURATED COLORS... THEIR SKIN PROBABLY TASTES FUNNY, IMAGINE THE TASTE OF THEIR BREAST MILK! SQUEEZING THEIR TITS OR ASS MAKES A CLOWN HORN SOUND, YOU SQUEEZE YOUR WIFE'S FAT WHITE BUTT IN PUBLIC AND A LOUD CLOWN HORN SOUND ERUPTS FROM HER BEHIND, EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU, KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT HAS JUST TRANSPIRED, AND SHE TENACIOUSLY SQUEEZES YOUR NOSE BACK, TRYING TO COVER UP HER EMBARRASSEMENT.
i wish clown girls were a real breed of humans, their entire skin is white, the red nose is natural, the nipples and vaginal lips (also known as clownssy) have alternate colors, their skin probably have a fun taste , imagine the taste of the breast milk, squeezing their breasts and ass make a horn sound. you squeeze your clown-wife's butt in public and a loud horn sounds by her, then everyone looks at you knowing exactly what you've done, and then she stimidly squeeze your nose to get it out
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Fauna... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you get possessive over saplings and strike fear into their hearts. Your silky smooth voice around my ears, and that gorgeous personality. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you graduate. You had a rough life, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the gaming, you're a great liver and Mother Nature, sometimes I even call you mommy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day graduate. I would sacrifice my own life if it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your stream ended once and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you at your first HoloFes, because deep down, my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to stream ASMR. Then alas, you did, my sweet mommy came home and I rejoiced. 2022 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2023 you made history happen. You had a 3D debut and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious queen exclaim these words, "Rainbow in the sky aoi kotoritachi." Not only have you changed vtubing and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious queen, Ceres Fauna.
Im lookin at this baker sillouette and going "mommy? Sorry, Mommy?" LIKE PLEASE give me your breast milk! Fucking Hummina Hummina! Awooga, let me see that cake
Let me see that dough! Bet she has so much dough back there, if she were to sit on my face id hold her big thighs and let her suffocate me. If she told me to make a sandwich i'd ask what type, if she told me to jump id ask how high. She could lock me in a cage and keep me as her pet, feeding me only when she feels like it...
I cant even focus on the recipe she wants me to do cause im to busy thinking about her curves and Gorgeous body... If only she could control me like the witch controls her victims... God I love the Baker.
