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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


I’m lookin at this Baker sillouette and going “mommy?

    Im lookin at this baker sillouette and going "mommy? Sorry, Mommy?" LIKE PLEASE give me your breast milk! Fucking Hummina Hummina! Awooga, let me see that cake

Let me see that dough! Bet she has so much dough back there, if she were to sit on my face id hold her big thighs and let her suffocate me. If she told me to make a sandwich i'd ask what type, if she told me to jump id ask how high. She could lock me in a cage and keep me as her pet, feeding me only when she feels like it...

I cant even focus on the recipe she wants me to do cause im to busy thinking about her curves and Gorgeous body... If only she could control me like the witch controls her victims... God I love the Baker.

    Lumine’s amazing, but the things aether do to me😩

      Originated from Genshin’s Discord, the Aether copypasta has become a meme for Aether simps.

      Lumine's amazing, she really is, but the things aether do to me😩his design is literally so seducing and hot, his waist and hips are so grabbable and his midriff is so fine like who are you showing off for?? his long silky golden braid matches which design so well, and his earrings just make it even better. his beautiful bronze eyes are just so striking yet so warm, and his voice and yelps are just so damn attractive. everyday in all languages I repeat his entire voicelines over and over again just so I can hear that angelic voice of his. I can stare at his pretty body all day and think to myself whoever ends up with this man must me the happiest person on earth his smile is so perfect and wonderful and can we just talk about how submissive and breedable he is?? I just wanna undress him so badly so I can see all of his sexy body on display, I want to fuck him so badly and hear his lewd moans throughout the room. I want him to whisper filthy things in my ear and beg for me to breed him. I want to see his body cum-stained and I want to put soft kisses all over him. I want to use my tongue on him and see him shiver in lust. I worship Aether everyday like the ethereal god he is and I wish I could cuddle and feel his heart beating. I want to tell him everything will be okay, that he'll reunite with his sister and he won't need to worry. He is literally so perfect I love him so much.. 💗

      Why did Larian have to make Tiefling’s so fucking hot?

        I literally cannot take it every time I see their fucking ridges I lose my goddamn shit. It's so fucking distracting when the tieflings show off their extra features and i end up staring for 20 fucking minutes while getting eaten by slimes because of how attractive those fucking side bones are. do you think they work as erogenous zones and so they moan whenever you stroke their hips or ribs or do you think its more like battle armor. do you think they like it when people touch their horns. what about their tails. i cannot stop playing fucking tiefling characters because the second i see the ridges every other thought instantly vacates my brain. i wanna play a githyanki for the proficiencies but i end up playing tiefling and picking the medium armor feat because i cannot stop myself from fucking losing it over their tails. they have claws. they got fucking claws do you know how awesome that is. tieflings were already hot in regular dnd when they just had the horns and tails but then Larian made them the most fuckable race in the multiverse. half of faerun is gonna be half-tiefling because they literally seduce everyone on the continent just by wearing a midcut shirt. im going to fucking explode why did they have to make them so hot fuck

        She look like an attractive masc. She look like she can fix me

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          How is it a bad angle ? She look like an attractive masc. She look like she would descend from a X-wing, sweating, just to platonically hug me with her wet muscular arms. She look like she would scream at me because I don’t hold the light correctly while she fix the refrigerator I broke. She look like she would throw me at bed savagely so she can tuck me tightly with weight blanket and tell me a bedtime story. She look like she can fix me 🥹. Gamers these days amIright

          The fact I’ll never have nobushi sitting on me makes me want to kms

            The fact I'll never have nobushi sitting on me makes me want to kms. Fuck, I can't take it anymore. I would do anything to have her sit on my face with her rear. Killing my family? Bet. Skinning toddlers? Of course. Genocide? There's nothing I wouldn't do. Fuck, I just want those nobucheeks on me, sweaty, greasy, covered in scars, bruises and dried up blood. Just imagining the aroma makes me go insane. Why does God give me his toughest challenges? What does my creator get from this? How long can this suffering go on? Now my only hope now is to live the way of God and pray for his mercy, having reunited me with nobushi in heaven. Peace be upon you all, children of God.

            Just to let everyone know i do not bark. I have never barked in my life.

              Just to let everyone know i do not bark. I have never barked in my life. Everyday I wake up and do meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities such as barking, meowing, purring or making any animal noises. I am a pure chaste person who would never commit such a si- OMG IS THAT <INSERT CHARACTER> GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK SNARL HISSSSS BARK BARK GRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK foams at mouth WOOF WOOF GRRRRRR BARK BARK 
              just to let everyone know, i do not bark. i have never barked in my entire life. everyday, i wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. i am a very mature and respectable person. i am also a devoted member of the church, and attend afternoon mass every sunday. i would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, purring, or making any animal noises. i am a pure, chaste person who would never commit such a sin. thank you. 
              Just to let you know, I do not bark. I have never barked in my entire life. Every day, I wake up and make meaningful contributions to society. I am a very mature and respectable person. I would never engage in such activities as barking, meowing, or any animal noises. Thank you. ummm, uhhh, guys I can't hold it in anymore i- WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF HSSSS GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRRRR HSSSS WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS BARK ARF GRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK GRR SNARL ARF WOOF BARK ARF HSSSSS