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Simp

Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


Brawlentine’s has completely broke me.

    Melodie from Brawl Stars
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    Brawlentine's has completely broke me.

I cannot believe Supercell would fucking do this to me. I buy every Brawl Pass. The gem packs. All the physical merchandise. I even stream their music 24/7; and this is how they repay me. This has to be the most disrespectful and gut-wrenching thing they’ve ever done in the history of the game. I can't take it anymore, I'm having a fucking panic attack. This isn’t just some community event, this is a direct attack on me and everything I stand for. Melodie is supposed to be mine. She is not some random pick for a forced community event gimmick. Seeing her in the lineup for Bo actually makes me sick to my stomach. Why couldn't it be Janet or anyone else? Why did it have to be this way? This is so so fucked.

I feel powerless. I can’t do anything but wait and watch as people casually vote, joking around like this is just some silly event, while I’m sitting here completely broken. It’s not funny. It’s not cute. It’s the worst thing that has ever happened to Brawl Stars. Fuck Brawl Stars. Fuck Supercell. And fuck the community. I'm going to fucking bed.

    Pardon me for being Straight Forward and blunt. do you like going down on a guy?

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      Hey, how are you Beautiful? I seen your picture and thought you were cute. Pardon me for being Straight Forward and blunt. but, i was curious, do you ever meet guys offline? if so. do you like going down on a guy? whats the longest blowjob you ever gave a guy? do you like to swallow? I have a blowjob fetish
basically which is why im asking. Forgive me if I offend you. but, I'm looking for a girl to move in with or live in a tent soemwhere with me .if you are interested in being my new, submissive blowjob slave girlfriend. id love to be with you.

      I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through

        Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic meme

        It started out as a meme of Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic and has since been used as copypasta for freaky request of nudes. Its also an indirect sequel for the “Can I get a booty pic” copypasta from a few years prior.

        I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it, winking with your tongue out and your feet in it, and your arches exposed. Your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.

        Master Freak (w/ and I need a weapon)

        I need you to take a picture with your ass out And your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out out of sight with a choker on an your painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out; and I need a weapon.

        Wish there was more hentai of Ranni

          Ranni from Elden Ring
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          Wish there was more hentai of Ranni. I’ve seen it all. I’ve dedicated more of my love to Ranni than the Tarnished did. Even thinking of Ranni has made me incredibly Hornsenty and have pulled out my Dark Moon Greatsword to start spamming R1 until it all turns to 2 nobodies fighting over nothing at the end of the world, John Darksoul says ‘Hand it over. That thing. Your darksoul.’ And it all fades to green. Please mark this post NSFW to prevent this from happening again to a poor, helpless soul like old Lonesome Gavlan.

          Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw.

            HSR Husbandos copypasta

            Came from a post on the Honkai Star Rail Husbandos after the released of Amphoreus trailer that teased upcoming male characters.

            Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day. Raw, only lube being from me slobbing his knob and him eating me out. Cowgirl position while he sits on that throne and spreads my cheeks open with his gauntlets still on. Raw, on the bed, on the table, on the floor, on the wall, on the couch, in the kitchen, in the living room, in the bathroom, doggystyle, all fours, riding, reverse cowgirl... This man could choke me, throw me, step on me, and I'd still kiss his feet, I want this man to chain me up, blindfold me and use me till I'm broken.

( I'm willing to bear his children, even if it's just once pls, 🛐🛐🛐 ) UWOOOH
            Raw. Yes you heard me right. Raw. I want this man to do unspeakable things to me. I want him to be the iceberg to my Titanic, the key to my paradise, the Wi-Fi to my phone, the charger to my phone so I can plug him in me and stay that way. Since his first teaser, he hasn't let go of his chokehold on me and this trailer didn't help one bit. I am in intensive care because of this man's muscles tight around my neck. I want it all day, night, morning, evening, afternoon and every other time there is that I can't think of. I know that we are all in the same boat when I say I want this man to absolutely annihilate, obliterate and eradicate me. I want him to crack my back like a glowstick and lock me up in his dungeon. I physically cannot contain myself any longer. Ever since his release, I've spent every day checking subs in the hopes that someone with art talents would satisfy my needs. I want to sit on his throne while he is sitting on his throne if you catch my drift. I want to be that necklace around his neck so that I can feel those pecs all day.

Thank you for coming to my pep talk.