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Simp

Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


Hey, I noticed you were a female 😳

    Lol jk. unless? 👀 👉👈
    Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?
    
    It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers...
    
    So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.
    
    I see you play mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)
    Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also
    
    intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this
    
    goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan
    
    Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you
    
    require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,
    
    day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a
    
    romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in
    
    me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to
    
    just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I
    
    will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider
    
    me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some
    
    video games together some time. I see you play mini games? I am a
    
    mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.
    
    Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on
    
    that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

    My Dearest Queen

      I await your response my Queen.
      May I, a woman respecting and feminist-supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.

      Add sex to Clash Royale

        Clash Royale is a freemium real-time strategy video game developed and published by Supercell.
        They need to add sex in clash royale so bad I'm so sexy mood i want sex in this game dear clash royale I am a horny 9 year old in 3rd grade and I need sex in this game kt fulfill my needs it will be so hot and naked and I'll nut and sex and it will be HotPls

        I want to bang Zero Two so goddamn bad.

          OH GOD OH GOD ZERO TWO 💦😩
          Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Zero Two so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time there’s a scene with Zero Two, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Zero Two. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zero Two’s tight dino pussy. God I wish I was Hiro because I fucking know for a fact that Zero Two drains his balls daily. I want her to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

          A female, on le Reddit?

            A female?! Awooogaaa
            A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this!
            
            Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies
            
            H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"
            
            c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3
            
            Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!
            
            Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!
            
            REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

            Do I have high social IQ for flirting on a casual match?

              Gamer girl made me a simp
              So this just occured on a casual match. I was playing as pyro and all of a sudden I heard the girls voice. The rest of apes were pushing to talk with her. But I waited my turn. Then, I held onto talking with her on voice chat for more than 5 minutes, with multiple interuptins. People called me simp, retard, small dicked, incest lover, feet lover, etc. But her and I kept talking and it felt amazing. Does this indicate I have some sort of high social IQ if I filter out bullshit while talking to girls? I need to know for the future.