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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


Can anyone help me achieve my fantasy 🥺🥺🥺

    Ara ara mommy crush me copypasta
    I want a mommy 4'11 submissive tomboy with giant breasts that's also a demon to crush me using 100 thousands square cubic tones of pure metal lead until i cant feel my legs. After i'm paralyzed for life she'll drag me and feed me and help me pee and I wont be able to say a word and then she'll whisper "who's been a bad boy?" in that sexy fucking voice and i'll get a giant massive throbbing
    
    headache and my head will hurt so bad I will shit myself and she'll have to clean it then i'll fucking cry because im paralized and then the cancer fundation will come and my wish of being on tv will come true. While on tv i'll just be like stepehm hawkimgs in a goofy ahh chair with a siri robotic voice and say "Exterminate" im the doctor who voice then everyone will get up and clap and i'll shoot the producer with the jerrico 9 mm in my right pocket. Plot twist I was never paralyzed I was only pretending. Then i'll go out and burn the studio like the Jomer from the 1018 movie The Jomer. I'll take my mommy gf and break her legs and take her on my ferrari branded ferrari horse as we ride into the sunset and she fucking cries of pain cause she has no legs now 😎 (we had lots of sex :)
    
    That's what I want in real lifr 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Can anyone help??? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

    I just had sex(straight)(with a female)

      I have sex(with females) every day
      Hello guys today I just had very hot sex(not gay)(with a woman) and it was pretty fun I fucked her pussy(because she is a woman) and she said she enjoyed it a lot(with a female voice because she is a female). Anyways losing your virginity(to a woman) is very exciting and I hope to do it again(with a woman).

      is that… a GIRL?!!!?

        Humina humina bazoing
        Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
        
        girls?
        
        uhhhhhhhhhhhhh like, here?
        
        *starts sweating*
        
        uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
        
        *starts drooling*
        
        uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
        
        *wide eyed*
        
        UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
        
        *starts farting*
        
        UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        
        *starts shitting with bloodshot eyes*
        
        UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        
        *poopie leaking out of my shorts*
        
        UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
        
        *starts convulsing which makes the shit run down my shaved legs even faster*
        
        UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UUU-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH-HHH
        
        *gets a boner*
        
        UUUHHH-UHHH-UHHHHH-UUUUHHHH-UHHHH-UUUUHHHHHHH-UUUUHHHHHHHHH-UHHHHH-UUUUUUHHHHHHHHH
        
        *passes out*

        I want to fuck Suisei

          Suisei copypasta
          I want to fuck Suisei. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Suisei than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Suisei for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on /vt/ proposes that she has a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Suisei is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another guy! I want her to have feelings only for me! Even after she graduates I want her to hold me in her heart for a long time! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Suisei art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she hates people like me, and would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

          Witch Mercy

            Witch Mercy cursed copypasta
            I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

            can we honestly e date?

              The infamous Discord's "can we honestly e date?" copypasta
              can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i’m begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
              can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you.