No way 🤯 girl on discord? 🧐 Howdy I didn't expect to see no girl round dees parts 🤠 allow me to introduce myself to you mlady 😤 you can call me Jamal and I'll call you my kitten 🤓 I moderate multiple discord servers y'know I'm a man of high status 😁 I've been looking for some female companionship lately 🤗 and since my mother has thrown me out of the basement I'm not an independent person 😎 some may even refer to me as a big boy ☺️ I live in a homeless shelter tho 🤧 and I have no job 😄 I have hobbies such as reddit and discord and anime so I'm quirky like that 😵💫I live of disability benefits which I spend on funko pops and anime figurines 🤑 the homeless shelter however does not allow me more than 5 hours of reddit time so it's literally 1984 😓 but please give me a chance mlady cuz I just need you to cook me food and let me live in your house and give me money and change my diapers and pay for my Nitro 🤩 Other than that I am a nice guy 😍
Not to vent or anything but I've never had a bf before so idk what to do😞I've been craving and burning TO BE HELD BY A MAN🥰🥰
Not to vent or anything, but I've never had a boyfriend before, so I don't know what to do. I've been craving and burning to be held by a ᴹᴬᴬᴺᴺᴺ!! My friend goth always looks at me like I'm weird when I tell him, so I need to bother someone else. Even he has a boyfriend. Ugghhh 😩 I've never been too much of a fan of sports but there's a guy that I wouldn't mind shooting hoops for. He was flirting with me and I completely missed it. His name's Jock, but we figured things out and we're together now, but my friend goth—the boyfriend he's with—I think I have a crush on. He's really cute and I- my heart flutters when I'm near him. What should I do?
Holy fuck blizzard knew what they were doing with their new characters. Kiriko is so fucking hot that my balls quiver at just the sight of her. It's hard to play her in game because she takes more than one hand. From her soft and fuckable face to the cute fox ears, everything is JUST PERFECT. They must have spent hours carefully designing her luscious thighs and cute face. Her outfit makes it even better because all you have to do is pull of those skintight pants and boom, you're ready for the night of your life. I wonder if she's freaky in bed... She probably uses her ult during sex which will make you cum in HALF of the time that it would usually take. I can't resist my self when I see this cute UwU japanese girl like holy shit she is perfectly made. If I was genji I wouldn't even care if she was related bruh I'm tapping that ass DAILY. I want to taste the donuts in her mouth, and pet her fox while doing the sex. Whenever we have sex we won't be alone because her fluffy friend will always be there watching. Some people have called me 'downbad' BUT I DONT CARE ANYMORE!!! I spent money on her $20 Athleisure skin just so I can stare at the that booty for hours. Dude she is so caked up that I start barking and slobberin irl not even gonna lie. Seeing that midriff with the small white Tshirt just makes me infinitely more horny. There are so many wild things I would do to her, I've already bought all of the merchandise and plushies I could find. At this point I have probably lost enough cum to fill up a silo to her. When I first saw her, I instantly came in my undies. I am probably THE MOST DOWN BAD OVERWATCH PLAYER AND IM PROUD OF IT.
I think about her everyday, I don't care about any other women just her. And quite frankly I only masturbate to her as well. She's all I need.
I'm guessing I finally snapped and my brain made her a replacement for a girlfriend, what do I do? I don't know how to meet real women.
i love astolfo
Astolfo is so cute I want him to sit on my face and afterword we snuggle and kiss. The next morning we would go shopping and buy new skirts in Costco and maybe stop in the dairy aisle for special cream and make some in the restroom while we hold each other closely and make each other cum UwU. when we get home we will make donaries with special sauce while we jerk each other off, and after we play together we will grind the German tech tree on war thunder and we will see who can launch their cum the farthest. At night we will snuggle and when we wake up we will have whipped cream with cum on our pancakes . But eventually we will have to get back tp our normal lives.
Before he would leave I would kiss him for the longest I have ever had before . Then he'd decide to propose to me after we kiss . when we got married we decided to adopt kids and we'd make them have feminine clothes while we'd brush their hair. one time while we were doing the dirty to each other Jamal (our oldest child) walked in so we decided to teach him how kids were made and he would learn he had two dads but sadly we would both pass away at the age 87 but we had sex for the most of it.
Greetings and salutations,
Despite my lack of experience, I am incredibly horny (some may say a sexual deviant). Every day I have vivid lucid dreams of doggystyle, pussy eating, edging, pegging, ruined orgasms, blindfolded blowjobs, nipple play, facials, squirting, and much much more. To quote the late great Martin Luther King Jr, "I have a dream" and that dream is to finally lose my coveted virginity. There isn't much to know about me, I am a fairly simple man. Apart from reading the works of Dostoevsky and Tolstoy, I am infatuated with the pussy. The pussy is all that I can think of. To me pussy is much more than the female anatomy, it's a religious doctrine. The Mohammedan or Jesuit may pray to their holy Gods but I worship the pussy. Some may say there is such a life without which you desire, my rebuttal is as follows, what life? What life is there on this God-forsaken planet without indulging in the delicacy of pussy? What life must a man live without consuming the art of lust? It is a cardinal sin for thou to suppress its animalistic urges. For what will it take for me to get pussy? Siddhārtha Gautama sat under the bodhi tree for 49 days for him to become the Buddha, will my deprivation of pussy be responsible for my ascension to enlightenment? I hath become a mad man. The wonders of modern medicine can't save me but the flesh of a woman will. My face is buried in my palms. Tears wept as I am subjugated to the horrors of humanity. My hunger for the joyous pussy is immeasurable. I need to be fed. Please take me out of my misery.
