Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.
Omg can I have a handjob pweasies teasies? 🥺👉👈 just a wittle Willy tug? Maybe choke my chicken? Massage my massive mariner? Stroke my slimey sausage? Stretch my stimulated stabber? Rub my radioactive rigatoni? Persuade my perky peanous?
Like I said earlier, I've never asked anyone this as i'm extremely nervous since it's so weird but I feel like I trust you enough at this point and like I said before, I totally understand if you don't want to do this.
Is there anyway you could give me a hand job? I'm so so so so horney to the point we're I literally feel like I'm going to blow up if I don't do something soon and jerking off alone isn't enough. Keep in mind that I'm NOT asking for anything further I promise. I simply want you to jerk me off as I've always dreamed of having it done by someone else and it's literally not that difficult at all. It's just so so embarrassing to ask someone so that why I took a lot of time thinking of who to ask. Like I said before, I totally understand if you don't want to and I apologize if I grossed you out or made you uncomfortable in anyway but I just had to ask because the worst that could happen is you saying no which isn't that bad. I'm so scared what you're going to say!!!!! 😢😢😢
IM SO SCARED OMG
OUR FRIENDSHIP COULD BE OVER!!!! 😢😢😢😢
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i-is that a BOY I smell?
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mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
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it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!sniff sniff i-is that a BOY I smell? sniff sniff mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... sniff sniff it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
Holy fucking shit. I (17M) want to bang natsuki so fucking badly. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play ddlc and see her, I get so fucking horny. I hate waking up in the morning with 72818 gallons of cum in my boxers and knowing that cum should have gone inside of natsuki's small ass. I want to have so many doki babies with her.
Fuck, my mom (45F) caught me banging my body pillow again. I put a picture of natsuki on it and went to fucking town. My mom is going to take away my ddlc smut collection which i used to jerk off to and is going to bring me to therapy. I might never get to see natsuki ever again. please reddit, i beg you to help me
Bro I fucking love goat girls. I want a cute tomboy goat gf with thicc fucking mountain-climbing thighs and sturdy horns I can grab on to and use as handlebars to mount her cute smirking face and ride her like a fucking bicycle until she’s completely soaked with drool and cum, and when I finally let go she’d let out a groaning, tired, but ultimately satisfied bleat that warms my balls, and make a corny joke about being “horny” before nuzzling up against me and sighing happily
I am extremely lonely
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~