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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.

I want to bang Fu Xuan

    Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the master diviner so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the divination commission I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Fu Xuan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Fu Xuan's tight divine pussy. I want her to have my babies.
    Okay, Futa Xuan.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Futa Xuan!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT FUTA XUAN♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

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"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
    UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢

MASTER DIVINER'S EXPOSED BACK ❗‼️‼️❗😭😭😭😭😭PLEASE LET ME LICK IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LET ME LICK IT❗❗LET ME LICK IT❗❗ PLEASE😭😭 I'LL DO ANYTHING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💢💢💢💢💢

FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢 FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢 FU XUAN PLEASE😭😭😭❗❗‼️‼️‼️💢💢💢

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    I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person

      I want to fuck Bronya. Probably more than any other person on the entire planet. I'm not even exaggerating. I would be legitimately impressed if ever there were someone more horny for Bronya than I am. I have masturbated to nothing but Bronya for the past year or so. She is the most erotic thing I've ever laid eyes upon. I fantasize about sex with her even when I'm not horny. From gentle lovemaking or rough fucking, I've run through every fantasy possible hundreds of times. I genuinely cannot stop thinking about her. I feel immense anger whenever someone on r/HonkaiStarRail proposes that she has a girlfriend who is Seele, it hurts me more than anyone not in the same situation as me can possibly comprehend. The thought of someone who isn't me defiling Bronya is genuinely worse than the thought of my entire family getting murdered. Her vagina should be reserved specifically for MY penis, and her womb for MY sperm! I don't want that! I don't want her to find another person! I want her to have feelings only for me! I have fapped to almost every piece of erotic Bronya art multiple times. My obsession with her is far beyond unhealthy at this point, it's genuinely debilitating. The worst part is that I know she would be disgusted if she knew about me. Even worse, I get off to it. The idea of her looking at me with absolute disgust is so erotic that I'm full erect as I type this. None of you deserve to call yourselves hoshiyomi since none of you fuckers love her nearly as much as I do.

      The original was the Suisex copypasta

      God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail

        God I want to have sex with Stelle from Honkai: Star Rail so fucking badly, I jerk my meat to Stelle porn multiple times a day and I still can’t stop thinking about her constantly. Her emotionless, uncaring face looking down at me as I stroke my beat my meat to her praying that she may one day materialize if I project my energies hard enoug.

        Down bad for Silver Wolf

          Every cursed Silver Wolf copypasta from mating press to plap plap
          Okay, Silver Wolf.... Let Trailblazer-sensei show you what a mating press is..... Just lie down on the bed right there.... 😈

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"Ora! Ora! Ora! Like that, Silver Wolf!? THIS is what a MATING PRESS is!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND NOW, IGNORANT Silver Wolf ♀🦪 !?!?!?!? ORAAAAAAAAA !!!!1!!!😠😠😠😠"

Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤Pan❤pan❤Pan❤pan ❤

"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!~~~~❤ FORGIVE ME, Trailblazer-senseiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiii~~!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CORRECTED!!!!1111!!!!!!! AIEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!❤"

Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound. Ejaculation sound.
          EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS SO EROTIC 😭😭😭😭 FAT ASS 💢💢 THICK THIGHS 💢💢 FLAT CHEST 💢💢 LEWD CLOTHES 💢💢 AND SHE IS SO SHORT (PORTABLE FUCKNUGGET 😭😭)

I MUST SEX HER 🥵🥵 FUCK HER EVERY HOLE 😭😭 FILL THEM WITH MY CUM 💦💦💦💦 MAKE HER PREGNANT‼️‼️ TURN HER INTO A MOTHER 🤰🤰 BEST PUPPY FACTORY 😭😭😭💢💢💢
          PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
          Caught you Silverwolf-chan~~

PLAT PLAT PLAT PLAT

"UGH TRAILBLAZER-KUN MMHM IT'S BEEN HOURS I'M TIRED!!"

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SO HOT AND BREEDABLE SILVER-CHAN!"

GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

9 months later.

"So, what do you wanna name her, Trailblazer-kun?" "I'll name her... Cunning Child." 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥

"Daddy!!! This isn't the color of iPhone that I wanted!!"

"Seems like someone needs disciplining." 💢💢💢
          I am down CATACLYSMIC for silver wolf. Her monotone smugness, her just barely not flat chest, her cute face. But all of those combined do nothing to me compared to her shorts. Sure there's the obvious of them framing her tight butt perfectly, but this just scratches the surface. Them being casually unbuttoned, ready to slip off at any time. The little straps hugging her delicious thighs. But what really gets me going? The sides are fish nets. The sides of her shorts are f i s h n e t s. You can see everything. Might as well be wearing a qipao. What kind of shorts are like that? Its so slutty for no reason. She isn't wearing panties. When she sprints you can really tell how much of her cheeks they show. It's amazing. I can't even play as her in overworld cause i get so horny. Mihoyo are truly geniuses. Someone help me I just can't stop staring at Silver Wolf's shorts
          uunnnNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!mCUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ME WANT CUNNY ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢 😭 💢💢💢
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CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGHHGHH GOOODODDDDDD SWEET CUNNY I WANT THAT... unnnhh... FRESH PISSy SMEELLLLL
I WANT TO LICK AND suck and LICK AND SUCK FINGER AND LIKC AND FINGER
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          UWOOOOOGH 😭😭‼️‼️ HACKER CUNNY NEEDS SEXING😭😭😭😭😭💢💢‼️‼️FUCK THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 BREED THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 FILL THE CUNNY ‼️‼️💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP UOOOGH 💦💦💢💢‼️❗️‼️😭😭

          woman OBJECT 😡😡

            Thot whore woman copypasta
            Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 WoMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in My neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
            Woman want rites ? Then why woman sex sex whore not sex me ?? Woman not object why woman sex with man sex! Woman hoes no manners sexy sex but sex!? Why sex woman not want sexy sex? Woman die cat alone! I cry 😢. No woman sex man 6'2"?? But pp!!! 3 inches ? Not sexy sex havable big sex sex bums ? Butt cheeks sexy cry no sex whores cat love! Hell sexy sex bitches I has sex ever ! Girlfriend no sex but sex only sex ! Orgasms????!!! No sex orgasm woman sexual sensual sex. Sex dream Chad? Cuck me men supposed suck dick? No suck dick men!!! I suck dick men ! Men suck dick mine!! No sexy woman butt sway. Woman horse 🤬repeat again??? Horse big boobs. Makes cry sexy sexy woman no want sex but me still cry. Sad alone dungeon mom's basement. No man suck dick 3 inches???? Die sex . Semen horse.
            Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree

            I cannot stop jerking off to female Roblox avatars.

              The Roblox Metaverse is such a wonderful place to be in. You know, you can find some fucking stunning and beautiful girls with these avatars in every premise and experience of the Roblox Metaverse?

Everytime I play a game in the wonderful Metaverse, I see a Roblox girl, with GIGANTIC THIGHS, sweet beautiful faces with the cherry topping of their glasses, and their hot ass body that I can lay my hands upon on. My dick hardens upon the sight of a Roblox girl.

I just can't stop jerking off to their avatars because they are so fucking gorgeous and hot. Their avatars getting naked, then getting fucked canine-style, is how I picture them. I go to a bathroom simulator game, and I thrust back-and-forth every female avatar I see. I can't resist this primal urge to jack off to them as it is imprinted in my mindset.