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Copypasta related to simp or simp culture which means a person who goes above and beyond for someone else in hopes of a romantic relationship.


woman OBJECT 😡😡

    Thot whore woman copypasta
    Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 WoMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in My neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree
    Woman want rites ? Then why woman sex sex whore not sex me ?? Woman not object why woman sex with man sex! Woman hoes no manners sexy sex but sex!? Why sex woman not want sexy sex? Woman die cat alone! I cry 😢. No woman sex man 6'2"?? But pp!!! 3 inches ? Not sexy sex havable big sex sex bums ? Butt cheeks sexy cry no sex whores cat love! Hell sexy sex bitches I has sex ever ! Girlfriend no sex but sex only sex ! Orgasms????!!! No sex orgasm woman sexual sensual sex. Sex dream Chad? Cuck me men supposed suck dick? No suck dick men!!! I suck dick men ! Men suck dick mine!! No sexy woman butt sway. Woman horse 🤬repeat again??? Horse big boobs. Makes cry sexy sexy woman no want sex but me still cry. Sad alone dungeon mom's basement. No man suck dick 3 inches???? Die sex . Semen horse.
    Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If woMan Not OBJECT sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? Woman not want date me marry me, sex me - but woman walk out in MY neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? WOMAN NOT WANT SEX? If Woman want rights, NOT WANT SEX - but woman not want punch Face?!?!?! Hypocret. Attention seek. Whoree

    I cannot stop jerking off to female Roblox avatars.

      The Roblox Metaverse is such a wonderful place to be in. You know, you can find some fucking stunning and beautiful girls with these avatars in every premise and experience of the Roblox Metaverse?

Everytime I play a game in the wonderful Metaverse, I see a Roblox girl, with GIGANTIC THIGHS, sweet beautiful faces with the cherry topping of their glasses, and their hot ass body that I can lay my hands upon on. My dick hardens upon the sight of a Roblox girl.

I just can't stop jerking off to their avatars because they are so fucking gorgeous and hot. Their avatars getting naked, then getting fucked canine-style, is how I picture them. I go to a bathroom simulator game, and I thrust back-and-forth every female avatar I see. I can't resist this primal urge to jack off to them as it is imprinted in my mindset.

      I want a boyfriend

        I want a boyfriend. I want a boyfriend so baaaad. Not because of the sexual stuff… well maybe a little. But the desire inside me to spoil a man— cook for him, buy him stuff and such because it made me thought of him, watch trashy movies and stuff our faces with foods, dance with him, listen to his endless talks and me constantly ask for a kiss just because I thought it’s cute, send funny memes and tiktoks

I have so much love inside and it makes me sad knowing that no one is there for me.. that I am destined to be alone :< I’m a nice person… I know I am. It’s nice to have all this peace and calm when you’re alone but admit it or not, it’s nicer and feels better if you know you have the person you can home.

So please universe, be nice and send me a kind and funny boyfriend 🥹🥹 Dali na kasi huhu

        ❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️

          Rules for Kitten

1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

3. Eat at least two meals a each day.

4. Eat one healthy snack each day.

5. No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!

6. No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-

7. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

8. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

9. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!

10. No drinking without permission.

11. No Drugs.

12. No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. «-Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.
          ❤️ Rules for discord Kitten: ❤️

1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.

2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.

3. Eat at least TWO meals a day.

4. Eat one healthy snack each day.

5. No self-harm.

        Come talk to Daddy if you need support!

6. No lying to Daddy.

7. Respect Daddy

8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.

9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.

10. Do not let other boys (or girls) lust after you --- You BELONG to Daddy!!!

11. No drinking without permission.

12. No drugs.

13. No eating after 8 pm.

14. You may not please yourself out side of playtime with daddy. <<

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules, Kitten may not.

Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment.

          Um..uh hi… *waves shyly*

            Notices you in the distances and smells your ovulation/period/ fertility/clit I transform into a black-furred werewolf bear dragon and my voice gets deep like a black men's voice (not in a racist way) and my balls get very furry like pictures a white furry Guinea pig and my cock gets so large and huge and very big because it's massive and veiny and cum is already cumming out of it. My eyes change color depending how horny I am (red if I'm super horny and red if I'm chill) I go through the Amazon rainforest, jump over mount Everett, build homes for poor colored people, punch every trump supporter in the gut, cross the dessert and we have sex which is very nice

            Who is best Clash Royale waifu

              Archer Queen is overrated (big momma big feet, feet icky)

Archers are nice, but they're just as overrated as the Queen (again, feet icky)

Bandit would steal my virginity then dash away. Not ideal

Battle Healer is brown 🤮

Witch hit the wall the moment she had those skeletons

Night Witch would give me the Kung Flu with all those bats she has flying around

Pekka is a robot. I can't fuck a robot

Rascal girls are children. I'm not Lib Right

and lastly, Valkyrie would've been the most ideal candidate if she didn't have that gigantic futa schlong underneath her loincloth

In conclusion, Musketeer is the most ideal Clash Royale female of the bunch. Her voluptuous ass, her bountiful bosoms, her large boomstick that makes her a viable card to start the game with, as well as her infinite value in high skill play, all combined with her good stats both in-game and in bed makes her the best Clash Royale waifu to exist. An astute sharpshooter, an independent woman who also works best with a team, and is also likely Catholic, she is the ideal female partner to have in Clash Royale. Besides an infinite army of Aryan soldiers to be spawned once I pound her elixirussy, and a loving wife whose trigger fingers are as fast as mine when I rub her clitoris, other such exhibitions of favor towards her as an ideal mate can be explained, but aren't limited to me having a taste of her elixir breast milk from her teats of goodness, or having me cum bucketloads into her helmet that she wears into battle, and being in awe of the image of my sharpshooting wife oozing with my haploid genetic code dripping into her face would be such a sight for me to behold.

She also comes in threes.