Your teacher, Professor Eleazar Fig, dies at the end of Hogwarts Legacy. This happens in all possible endings and can't be changed. Oh and Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne while the goblins were framed.
Professor Fig dies at the end of Hogwarts Legacy no matter what choices you make and Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne.
Your teacher dies at the end of Hogwarts Legacy and can't be saved. Also, Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne.
The PC’s Professor, Eleazar Fig, dies at the end of Hogwarts Legacy. This happens in all possible endings and can't be changed. Oh and Rookwood is the one who cursed Anne and the goblins were framed for it.
s-sorry sir… I didn’t know you would be upset at me, w-wait y-you want me to fuck myself? um (blushes) o-ok if you insist (giggles a little) i-i guess i’ll start… (I slowly take off my skirt, then my panties, revealing my 2’4.5” horse cock) (I’m starting to doubt if I can take it all) a-and you wanted me to f-fuck myself with this (I try to avoid eye contact) I’ll try my best to fit it all in for you, anything for you… (I put all of my strength into bending my stiff cock downwards and fart a little) haha oopsie… I guess I just couldn’t hold that one in lol (my face is completely red now.) (I try to force my cock down once again, but it hurts so much… I must endure… I can’t disobey them) (somehow I am able to force it all the way into my ass, but not without pooping a little on the bed) d-do you like seeing me like this? No! Please stop laughing! Im embarrassed! huh? w-wait, you want me to keep going? ok I’ll do it for you (I start sliding that massive cock in and out of my asshole… It hurts so bad… but the thought of you getting off on my pain arouses me so much) a-aaahh!! please sempai! please let me cum!!! (I’m not ashamed of what i’m doing anymore… my lust has completely taken over my mind and body… all I want is to cum) mhh-mhhhhh- ah-ahhh-aahhhhhh (my hips are shaking uncontrollably as I have the most intense orgasm of my life… my balls empty 3 gallons of pure cum into my own ass… the inside of my ass is lubricated with cum, and my cock slides out… my legs stop shaking, as I feel a sense of relief wash over me… but my asshole is so loose, It can’t even hold my poop anymore… and against every muscle in my body trying to stop it, I begin to squirt a chunky mixture of poop and cum all over the bed nonstop, for 20 seconds straight… until the bed is soaked in poop and cum… I am so exhausted and embarrassed, I can’t even fight back anymore… it was all so painful and humiliating, but loved it so much… the thought of you watching me alone was enough to push me over edge… maybe I wasn’t meant to think… maybe my sole purpose is to serve you… I can barely move or think at this point, but I bring myself look up at you, and gather all my courage to make eye contact, and I say “I-i love you… I belong to you… you. own. me.” before finally accepting defeat and coll
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
Fie! Thou art impudent! + Thy manners be not sought + Cease thy lamentations! + Remain displeased + Attend to matters of import + Thou art a poltroon + Mald seethe and strive harder + Hoydens are displeased + Thou art unsophisticated + Thy abilities leave much to be desired + Thy measurements are erroneous + Thou hast stumbled + Thy audacity! + Thou art irked + Any inquiries + Thou art behind contemporary thinking + Acquire a meaningful existence + Oll Korect then? + Thou art nonsensical + Connect with the earth + Thou art stubborn + Not rooted in reality + Thou art likely a weak-hearted individual + Not entertaining, I did not chuckle + Thou art + Thy language usage is faulty + Embark on a journey outdoors + Enhance thy abilities + Report this audacity + An attack floating machine + Improve thy + Thy parent + Obscure + Unpredictable + Prejudiced + Racially charged + Depart from my presence + Thou art not entertaining + Thy measurements fall short.
Obligatory fuck off eurocucks, no one cares about your homoerotic bidets
Anyway, I used to just wipe the outside. My ass would always be itchy. Then I read this wikihow article that said you shouldnt be afraid to stick your finger in your ass when youre wiping to get it good. So i started doing that. Basically I finger my asshole a bunch when I wipe. You clean on the inside a bunch until theres nothing on the paper. Shit is based, never been itchy since
If youre not doing this, seek jesus. And again, fuck off eurogays.
I don't get the way you guys think. I want MONEY. 6 figures right out of college. 200k a year entry level. I'm in this for MONEY. I don't care about whether I'm "fufilled" I want MONEY. Whatever gets me the most MONEY. What technology gets me PAID THE BEST. All I care about in this major is MONEY. That's why I'm in college, I don't wanna laugh and play with y'all. I don't wanna be buddy buddy with y'all. I'm here for MONEY.
I am not a native English speaker and on other forums, you could get torn apart for not using correct grammar and punctuation. But on Reddit? They are nearly extinct due to people mass downvoting them. I miss them because they were basically free English lessons. I made nearly 800+ comments here on Reddit and no one has bothered correcting my shitty grammar:((. Oh well, I guess I should just go back to improving my grammar through reading books.
