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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


You don’t know me.

    This pasta originated from r/iamverybadass where a user shared a threat that was sent to him.
    Pasta origin
    You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Expect company, fuckboy.

    Hello, fellow Black People

      Hello, fellow Black People. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your colour, now that it has made it into international news and it is completely socially safe to mention you, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even used the hashtag of [event]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, Black People. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.

      I studied the blade

        While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade.
        When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
        When you were partying

I studied The Blade

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered The Blockchain

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated Inner Strength

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

        Stop saying “New response just dropped”

          Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
          Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...

          I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game

            I am a 45 yo father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my Son, who is 14 now. My son got this game for Christmas in 2021 from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week he had 24 hours on this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, picked my character and world and started playing but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought me and my son closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house together as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.

            Soy un padre de 50 años

              Soy un padre de 50 años, probablemente una de las personas más viejas que juegan este juego. Soy padre soltero de mi hijo, que ahora tiene 14 años. Mi hijo recientemente descargó Project Zomboid y en menos de una semana, ya había jugado durante más de 20 horas. Esto fue terrible para mí, ya que ya era bastante difícil para mí pasar tiempo con mi hijo, ya que él siempre sale con sus amigos o simplemente mira videos en Tiktok. Así que decidí crear una cuenta de Steam y comprar este juego para ver si podía jugar junto a él. Cargué el juego, hice el tutorial pero estaba atascado en lo que se suponía que debías hacer. Le pedí ayuda a mi hijo y organizó un juego para que yo me uniera. Me encantó porque era el mejor momento que había pasado con mi hijo desde que mi esposa había muerto. Desde entonces, este juego ha acercado a mi hijo y a mí nuevamente y ahora también pasamos tiempo juntos fuera de la casa. Este juego me recordó que hay diversión en todo, y nos ha traído tanto a mí como a mi hijo muchos recuerdos felices.