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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Response to “PETA Kills Animals”

    A list of rebuttals for the argument that PETA kills animals. Can be easily copy-pasted to shut down any PETA haters.

    
Animal agriculture lobbyists are financing a vigorous political campaign against PETA. The website https://petakillsanimals.com, managed by the "Center for Consumer Freedom," partakes in media campaigns against entities advocating for public health, environmental protection, and animal rights. It’s important to note that this organisation is funded by industries that benefit from countering these advocacy efforts, including those from the restaurant, alcohol, and tobacco sectors. Detailed info here: https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/PETA_Kills_Animals

Why? PETA dedicates millions of dollars to anti-slaughter campaigns, naturally positioning them against the substantial financial interests of the animal agriculture industry. This industry, in turn, invests heavily in combating PETA’s initiatives.

PETA operates as a sanctuary of last resort, taking in animals that are frequently rejected by other shelters due to severe health issues or behavioural problems, which unfortunately contributes to their higher euthanasia rates. Learn more: https://www.peta.org/features/peta-kills-animals-truth/

There is a considerable distinction between euthanizing and slaughtering animals. It’s contradictory for individuals who consume meat to express outrage about animal euthanasia while endorsing the widespread slaughter of animals. The majority of people would be uncomfortable euthanizing their pets in a slaughterhouse. However, they would be more agreeable to having their pets euthanized at a shelter like PETA, where trained professionals employ techniques to minimise suffering.

If you truly believe that PETA euthanises adoptable animals at a higher euthanasia rate than other shelters with animals of comparable condition, it should be your priority to encourage everyone you know to adopt exclusively from PETA.

Why Everyone Hates PETA (it's astroturfing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzX8g3vGPXY

    A frat guy copypasta

      Originally posted on r/copypasta, the backstory is that some frat guy had a meltdown due to the Covid lockdowns and his rant was meme-d and made into a copypasta.

      What I think people who are not in the Greek System need to understand is that partying isn't just something we do. It's ingrained into our lives. Many people, these days, are perfectly content with sitting on their computers all day playing video games. I used to be a competitive gamer and I used to do this. After joining the Greek system, partying became a new norm that was ingrained into my life. We need it for our wellbeing. It helps us escape society. There have even been studies that show how necessary gatherings are for our wellbeing. The fact that it was stripped away from us, especially by something that barely affects us specifically is very detrimental to our mental state. People are giving us so much crap for it, yet they don't know what it's like for us to be deprived of everything that's fun for us.

      CS major

      What I think people who are not a CS major at the Paul G. Allen school of computer science at engineering at UW need to understand is that rubbing our major into everyone’s face isn’t just something we do. It’s ingrained into our lives. Many people, these days, are perfectly content without having to make every LinkedIn post a sappy fake inspirational success story. I used to not cry myself to sleep at night and I used to have this. After joining the University of Washington, worshipping the tech CEO’s and making my internship my whole personality became a new norm that was ingrained into my life. We do not have any wellbeing. It has removed us from society. There have even been studies that show how stacking up on the tech merch to flex my DE Shaw sweatpants, my Microsoft socks, my Amazon headband and my GoldmanSachs gloves that I hoarded from the career fair to seek validity in the CSE undergrad lounge is for our wellbeing. The fact that this was stripped away from us, especially by something that may one day help us change the world for the better is very conflicting to our mental state. People are complaining and talking so much crap right now, yet they don’t know what it’s like for us to already have been deprived of everything that’s fun or even healthy…

      There’s nothing that brings me more joy than starting with goblin.

        There's nothing that brings me more joy than starting with goblin.

"Goblin!" says the announcer as I proceed to run to a nearby chest, my pockets hungry for gold, I head straight to it without missing a breath. "Goblin!" he says once again, as more gold pours out of the sky and into our hands. We run back to the other chest, with a bag that clings and clangs loudly with every greedy step of ours.

There is no need for violence, not a care about the nearby threats. The world is harsh and dangerous, but it could be worse without coins. "Goblin!" is heard once again, the sun completely blinded by the gold flashbang that drops to our feet. "Fusion!" the skies sing as we become One.

I love goblin. And Mike, but I'm biased because I used to main him in Brawl Stars.

        Alien: Romulus

          Thats fucking Alien right there

          Thats fucking Alien right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging Engineers made humanity bullshit. Aliens puke, aliens poop on the field, aliens deliver their new born drone on the side lines. Fucking hard core ovipositor in the mouth facehugger chestburster fuck it chuck it xeno time shit. Alien is back, baby

          I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in LA

          I saw Ridley Scott at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

          Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad

            Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also. Red dead redemtion. Perfection. Arthur death is sure sad, but theres just a feeling to it that makes me feel its the best. American venom also.

            Let me tell you something. I play RED dead.

              Let me tell you something. I play RED dead. You don't play as black person. This is a stink and one of them hacks. It's like you can have like bears. At camp or you could be offered when you're playing against John. Yeah, no, if you're kindna, leave this and then you're like. Oh, let me just download red dead. You guys because I wanna come to this black dude, you aint you're a white dude named orphan Morgan. And he has a beard and everybody loves them and Mike is a rat.By the way, and kills, are for and then I just hate you