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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.



I own a shotgun for home defense Borderlands edition

    Its the “own a musket for home defense” copypasta but changed into Borderlands universe. 

    I own a shotgun for home defense, since that's what Singleton Talbot Jakobs intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my monogrammed bathrobe and double-barrelled pump-action. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because I'm half blind and nail a chandelier. I've to resort to the secret trap activated by pullin' a fake book, "See ya in hell boys" the trapdoor sends two men to their deaths, the sound of their screams agitate the saurians outside. Get out the fancy hand-carved bone knife my husband gave me and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting for the robo-butlers to arrive since wounds from serrated weapons are near impossible to stitch up. Just as Singleton intended.

    EFT is a hardcore game, so you need to keep up the pace.

      Its a joke within Tarkov to copy-paste this whenever there are glitches and bugs within the game that causes player’s death. 

      An avoidable mistake. In armed conflicts, not every strategy employed can be considered to be fair. I'd say your game flow was not up to par. I didn't see you checking your corners once, as an example.

Perhaps you might want to reconsider your kit, your tactics, and watch and read content produced by real military veterans so you can truly grasp what you're getting into. EFT is a hardcore game, so you need to keep up the pace.

      I can say NFL officials are truly a tight ship organization and my respect for their level of checks and balances is through the roof

        I am sat next to an official from the Atlanta game and walked through every penalty called and some that weren't. I am not telling you his name or the flight, but I can say NFL officials are truly a tight ship organization and my respect for their level of checks and balances is through the roof after learning more about them. Couple unbiased and non-identifying comments. Officials do not care in the slightest who wins or losses. They care about being accurate and keeping the accountability scores up vs their peers. Your instant reply slow motion point of view is respected, and their bosses 100% slow thing down to make sure calls were accurate, and their grades reflect that, but in realtime these are the best of the best. If they miss a call rest assured it did not go unnoticed by the NFL, their Bosses and the other refs. What they do in real-time is actually damn near amazing.

        STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARMONY DOVES!

          The original variation was from a meme video of a guy freaking out over Among Us. 

          STOP TALKING ABOUT CHARMONY DOVES! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON IPCTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON IPCCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just charmony doves stuff. I-I showed my IPC underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is a caged bird HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S LOOKS LIKE THE DOVE'S CAGE" I looked at my  penis I think of an charmony dove and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENDOVES" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG