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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

He vampired billionairely across the room

    "He vampired billionairely across the room, his sweetly-softcore rapey vibes engulfed her small feminine self-inserty hair, she looked exactly like [you, the girl reading this], and he was very vampirey and mysterious..."

    DJ Akademiks is so fat, man like he’s just so fucking obese.

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      byu/Fantastic_Arm_8322 from discussion
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      He's so fat, man like he's just so fucking obese. Like everything he does just gives strong obesity vibes. Just obesity radiation surrounding him. Super strength strong unmatched overweight aura. like just posting about Ak is enough to just weigh my phone down. his fat globby belly achieves levels of masculine overweight aura humanity has never seen before. strong glutton filled radiation around this fat fucking demon. how does any shirt ever manage to fit him is a mystery i will not decipher given a googol number of years. so fucking fat. that fat fucking stomach is enough to give me a workout while holding this phone. my armpits get all sweaty n shit when i try to hold my phone with a mere image of him. thats how fat he is man. hes a magician and that fat fucking stomach of his has to be a magic trick. piece of work. that fat fucking creature. so fucking obese.

      Heinz Baked Beans

        From a comment in a post on r/mapporncirclejerk that responded countries banning Heinz Baked Beans.

        heinz baked beans are literally the best thing ever and i will die on this hill. the sauce is perfect, the beans are soft but not mushy, and it just works with EVERYTHING. toast, eggs, sausages, chips, whatever you throw at it, it fits. it’s cheap, it’s filling, it’s reliable. and the idea that some country would BAN them????? insane. absolutely insane!!!! like how do you even justify that??? it’s BEANS. it’s not dangerous, it’s not offensive, it’s not some weird thing, it’s beans in tomato sauce. people live off this stuff, students, workers, families, everyone. you take that away and you’re basically saying “we don’t care about normal people.” don’t care if you think i’m exaggerating, i’m not. you don’t realize how much they matter until someone says “oh they’re banned here” and then suddenly it feels like a crime. they’re part of daily life, they’re survival food. banning them is dumb, pointless, and honestly feels like an attack on the people. i’ll say it again because it needs to be said. HEINZ BEANS ARE LIFE!!!! they’re not fancy, they’re not trying to be anything else, they’re just beans in sauce and somehow it’s perfect. banning them is like banning bread or banning water, it makes no sense.and yeah i’m repeating myself but that’s the point. because it’s that important. beans on toast at 2am when you’re broke, beans with breakfast when you’re tired, beans when you just need something quick. it’s always there. always the same. always good. banning heinz baked beans is dumb and evil

        Ninja – “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset

          AKA ‘It’s just a game’ copypasta was a tweet from the streamer Ninja responding to a discussion on hyper-competive gamers ruining the gaming scene. The quote is often used a copypasta in competitive gaming discussions.

          The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. 

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

          I am not crazy! I know he swapped those pawns! I knew it was d5. One after d4

            By u/TheWaterUser, its the Chicanery copypasta but changed to chess specifically for en passant.

            I am not crazy! I know he swapped those pawns! I knew it was d5. One after d4. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those idiot chess.com mods to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That queen side castle! Are you telling me that a king just happens to swap with a rook like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He blundered through a Sicilian Defense! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own ranked match! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was rated >900, always the same! Couldn't keep his pieces out of the middle! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Claiming "en passant"! And he gets to be a grand master!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-