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hocomint’s Made of Fire HDDT 98.54 full combo

    chocomint's Made of Fire HDDT 98.54 full combo. Without a doubt, one of the most impressive plays ever set in osu! history, but one that takes some experience to appreciate fully. In the 12 years that this map has been ranked, chocomint's score remains the ONLY DT FC, and there's much more to unpack about this score. While some maps easily convey how difficult they are through the raw aim, or speed requirements, Made of Fire is much more nuanced than it may seem at first glance. To help illustrate just how difficult this play is, I would like to break down and analyze aspects of the map and the play itself. Right off the bat, we get a sense of the density of the notes, and the reading difficulty associated. With DT applied, the map becomes around 243 bpm, and approximately AR 9.67, a higher note density than most players are used to. Still, this should be manageable, but adding to the difficulty is the constant rhythm of, and spacing of the patterns which continues for the entire map. These would already pose a significant challenge to players' rhythm sense, reading, and finger control, but with hidden, the reading becomes MUCH harder. This is all bread and butter to someone like chocomint, who plays maps with similar patterns all the time, but everything we've gone over is just the beginning. Ask any top player what the hardest part of Made of Fire is, and they will all say the aim control. Many of the patterns in this map are continuous with strange velocity and angle changes, which need very fine adjustments in a player's aim to hit. None are more apparent than the various zig-zag patterns, which appear in the highest spacing sections. These require a player to aim to each note in a 1/4th beat time window, while potentially changing to an almost opposite direction. This is where chocomint shines, as almost no players have the level of aim control which he does. Bringing it all together is where the magic of this play really lies. DT alone makes the aim control barely in reach for any other player, but adding hidden makes these highly control-intensive patterns nearly impossible. Following the rhythm on such a map can be hard already as well, and trying to keep high accuracy, given the layout of the patterns, becomes ridiculous too. The real challenge is diverting focus between the aim aspect and the tapping aspects of the map, while keeping your reading in check as well. Keeping up with the map the entire way through to such a degree is exactly why chocomint's play is so astonishing. It's hard to put into words how much skill goes into a play like this, but to get an idea, I recommend trying the map for yourself. chocomint's HDDT score truly is in a league of its own when it comes to the aspects described earlier. Just over 2 years after it was set, some players are now approaching DT FCs, but not with nearly as high accuracy, and the majority lacking hidden. For now, it will remain a dream play for every top play, and a reality for chocomint. Hopefully this video has given you some more insight into, and appreciation of, one of osu!'s best plays of all time.

    Can we talk about spinners?

      Spinners are the most degenerate thing I have ever witnessed in a so-called "rhythm" game. I'm not exaggerating when I say they literally ruin osu. Imagine if Guitar Hero had you randomly grab the guitar by the neck and start shaking it around as fast as possible before you start playing chords again. Yeah, it would be fucking stupid. Now imagine that there's an obstacle in osu where you need to shake your mouse faster than humanly possible just to get a clear and then click on the next circle within fractions of a second. That would also be fucking stupid. But that's where we end up when a shitty DS game gets ported to a completely different platform with no alterations to make it actually playable. The fucking theme song even says "click the circles.... to the beat" not "click the circles after having a seizure and not knowing where your mouse cursor is." Oh, or I could turn on autospin and lose 10% of my pp to fix a glaring design flaw in the game. I will never play a beatmap with a spinner in it ever unless the devs stop idolizing the "perfect Japanese game design" and remove spinners entirely.

      I HATE TYLER FANS SO MUCH

        I GO TO HIGHSCHOOL AND THERES THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE FULL OF TYLER FANS (ABOUT 4), THESE FANS ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TYLER THEY MAKE FANFICS ABOUT HIM, BLAST EARFQUAKE,SEE YOU AGAIN AND SWEET/ THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE, IN THE BACK OF THE CLASSROOM, DRESS LIKE TYLER, AND EVEN CONVINCED MY MATH TEACHER TO PLAY HIS MUSIC IN THE CLASS, DUDDDDDEEE ITS SO CORNYY I CANT STAND THEM. I WORED A GOLF SHIRT TO SCHOOL ONE DAY AND ONE OF THEM SAW THAT I WAS WEARING IT AND CAME UO TO ME MAD SAID "HEY DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO TYLER" AND I SAID "¡ do" AND THEY SAID "WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM" | SAID "cherrybom or wolf" AND STARTED SAYING TO ME THAT TYLER IS THEIR FAVORITE ARTIST AND THEY PROBABLY KNOW MORE ABOUT HIM THAN ME, LIKE OKK DAMMM I DONT REALLY CARE, I WORED A SHIRT AND SHE MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT IT LIKE HES POPULAR WHY YOU MAKING A BIG DEAL I DONT UNDERSTAND THEY HAVE THE THE BRAIN CAPACITY OF A DAMN PEANUT, I HATE HIGHSCHOOOLLL!!!!

        I’m a pop music collector

          I'm a pop music collector and I guarantee my music taste is leagues better than anyone who writes off pop music as "bad". To have that opinion is so headass omg. Imagine thinking some of the most pristinely/perfectly produced music of all time was "bad" simply because you're a heteronormative loser who collects The Rolling Stones LPs from the bargain bin.

          OMORI HAS RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE

            I can't fucking take it, i see an image of a random object posted, and then i see it, fucking see it, all that kind of reminds me of OMORI it started as, that's cool. That's a funny reference, but it kept going. I'd see an instrument that reminds me of OMORI, i'd see an animated girl that reminds me of OMORI, i'd go outside to touch grass, but the plants remind me of OMORI! ITS TORMENT PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR!! I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally every time i see a fucking staircase, I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T 🥺 AND DONT GET ME FUCKING STARTED ON THE WORDS! I will never be able to hear the word SOMETHING without thinking of OMORI, i will never be able to hear the words CLOSE without thinking of OMORI! Google tell me that today's weather is Sunny, and i fucking think... about... OMORI 🥺 I COULD WATCH SOMEONE I LOVE JUMP OFF A FUCKING BUILDING, AND ALL I WOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IS ✨Close✨ I CAN'T LIVE ANYMORE, OMORI HAS DESTROYED MY FUCKING LIFE, I WANT TO ERASE MYSELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

            Wait, a FURRY!?!?!?!??!?

              But you're a FURRY! and FURRY = Z#OOPH1L3!!! You are a FURRY, and that means you want to fuck animals!! OR (more likely) you ALREADY fuck animals!!!! No, shut the FUCK up! You're view of your own hobby is wrong, and I know your brain better than you! I am an exemplar of psychology, and I deem you a ZOOPHILE!!! Because you're a FURRY! Because you like to FUCK ANIMALS! Anyways, I'm gonna go back to jacking off to loli hentai (she's actually 10000 years old, you stupid bigot) and snorting Dorito dust off my fleshlight.