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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8?

    Its a parody of the Navy Seal copypasta but changed into Bri’ish.

    Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer on me mum. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess know! 

    Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly?

      Wait they added LGBTQ aspects into this show that used to be godly? What had the world come too. They can live their life in peace and we wouldn’t give a damn or cause problems for them, but to force feed us into shows that shaped our childhood and will shape others is disgusting. Percy jackson, ninjago, the little mermaid, SpongeBob etc. this shit is infuriating bro, what the fuck am I gonna put on for my future kids or my nephew or cousins. Cocomelon? Lmfaoooo this is so weird. Force feeding their agenda into shit that is our culture. Unbelievable. 

      eu finjo que não percebo mas tudo está sendo observado

        eu finjo que não percebo, mas tudo está sendo observado, o esperto se faz de bobo para vêr até onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atento a cada detalhe, absorvendo informaçoes e compreendendo motivaçoes. Aprendi que nem sempre é prudente revelar todas as cartas que tenho na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder e a paciencia é uma virtude.
        eu finjo que não percebo Mas tudo está sendo observado, o esperto se faz de bobo pra ver ate onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto, por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atento a cada detalhe, absorvendo informações e compreendendo motivações, aprendi que nem sempre a prudente revelar todas as cartas que tem na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder, e a paciência, é uma virtude, as vezes, é mais facil agir com descrição, permitindo que outros revelem suas intenções sem interferencia, afinal, a melhor defesa é a percepção aguçada, capaz de desvendar as tramas sutis que permeiam as interações humanas, Enquanto alguns tentam me iludir com suas artimanhas, observo, observo calmamente ciente de que minha aparente ingenuidade, é apenas uma estratégia para extrair informações, e desvendar as camadas Ocultas das personalidades alheias não se trata de malicia, mas sim de autopreservação, de proteger meus valores e princípios, enquanto navego por um mar De relações Complexas e desafios diários.
        Eu finjo que não percebo, mas tudo está sendo observado. O esperto se faz de bobo pra ver até onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto. por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atendo a cada detalhe, absorvendo informações e compreendendo motivações. aprendi q nem sempre é prudente revelar todas as cartas q tenho na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder, e a paciência é uma virtude. as vezes é mais sábio agir com descrição, permitindo que outros revelem suas intenções sem interferência, afinal a melhor defesa é a percepção aguçada, capaz de desvendar as tramas sutis que permeiam as interações humanas. enquanto alguns tentam me iludir com suas artimanhas, observo calmamente, ciente de que minha aparente ingenuidade é apenas uma estratégia para extrair informações e desvendar as camadas ocultas das personalidades alheias. não se

        English version

        I pretend I don't understand But everything is being observed, the smart one plays dumb to see how far the stupid one pretends to be intelligent, in this subtle game every movement is strategic, and every word has a hidden meaning, behind my serene smile I am attentive to every detail, absorbing information and understanding motivations, I learned that it is not always prudent to reveal all the cards up your sleeve, as knowledge is power, and patience is a virtue, sometimes it is easier to act with discretion , allowing others to reveal their intentions without interference, after all, the best defense is keen perception, capable of unraveling the subtle plots that permeate human interactions, While some try to deceive me with their tricks, I observe, I observe calmly aware that my apparent naivety is just a strategy to extract information, and unveiling the hidden layers of other people's personalities is not about malice, but about self-preservation, about protecting my values ​​and principles, while navigating through a sea of ​​complex relationships and daily challenges.

        FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him.

          Cr7 Cristiano Ronaldo copypasta
          FIFA against him.
          UEFA against him.
          Teammates Against him.
          Goalkeeper Against him.
          Saudi football authority Against him.
          Perez Against him.
          Coaches Against him.
          Analysts Against him.
          Pitch against him.
          Opponent team Against him.
          Referee always Against him.
          World cup knockout stage Against him.
          Man of the tournament against him.
          WWE against him.
          Apple against him.
          Google against him.
          Microsoft against him.
          Entire world against him.
          Solar system against him.
          Galaxy against him.
          Press against him.
          No offside goals.
          No rigged awards.
          Never disrespect anyone.
          Never cry in interview.
          Never cry in Instagram.
          Never cry in the field.
          Never received red card.
          Pure Talent and Hardwork.
          Children want to be like him.
          Cricketers want to be like him.
          P0tat0es wants to be like him.
          Hipp0p0tamus wants to be like him.
          Aliens want to be like him.
          Basketball players want to be like him.
          Players from every other planet want to be like him.
          
          This is Cristiano Ronaldo
          FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him. Saudi football Authority Against him. Pitch against him. Opponent Against him. Referee always Against him. Las Vegas girl Against him. Why does it happen to nicest man alive? 🥺 Always against my 🐪 Cristiano Ronaldo. 

          Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer’s joke but also ban them.

            Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
            
            I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it. 
            Imagine being so TA about not being TA that you not only steal a viewer's TA but also ban TA. And for the people who will say it was just a TA or it was in TA, that's sad. It really is not TA, you just like TA enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also TA.
            
            I liked TA but this really has made me like TA less. And of course it was enabled by TA. This basically was TA and it gave me such an TA. Like sure it's his TA and he can do what he wants but TA. Kinda deserves all the TA people make of TA. Used to feel bad for TA when TA would make fun of his TA but not anymore, completely deserves TA. 

            Full lore from YT comment

            Imagine being so insecure about not being funny that you not only steal a viewer's joke but also ban them. And for the people who will say it was just a joke or it was in fun, that's sad. It really is not funny, you just like zyox enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also sad.
            
            I liked zyox but this really has made me like him less. And of course it was enabled by zajef. This basically was bullying and it gave me such an ick. Like sure it's his stream and he can do what he wants but yuck. Kinda deserves all the fun people make of him. I used to feel bad for him when people would make fun of his hair but not anymore, completely deserves it.
            
            Edit: keep it up you guys. I'm sure zyox would love for his community to be known as the one where 90% of the people can't deal with social interaction in a normal way without spamming a bunch of nonsense. So proud of you.
            
            As for the 1-2 people who genuinely tried to discuss it like adults, I'm grateful that there are at least a handful of y'all.
            
            Never planning on interacting with this community again. Don't know what i was thinking.
            
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            Edit 2: From the sensible people in the comments i have learned that the banned people get unbanned basically immediately after. That is something i did not know. So thank you to those people for explaining it.
            
            I will still keep my comments up as a showcase that i was at fault for jumping to conclusions AND That this community has too many people who's first instinct is to just spam bs instead of engaging in meaningful discussion. Could have avoided all this if only the channel owner had been a normal person explaining how it worked.
            
            Because as a non-twitch viewer there was no way for me to know about this. Of course i would be concerned seeing something like this. I would say it would be weird to not feel concerned about it if you didn't know.
            
            Anyways i will stop replying and i really hope that the people who thought that just trying to clown on me was the appropriate way to handle this, learn from the nicer commenters who explained things in a mature manner.

            Rule 34

              The R34 originally started from a 4Chan board and took off from there.

              Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes.