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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Every Apology

    Responding to allegation

    I'm sure you've all heard about the recent allegations against me, and I knew I couldn't stay silent about this any longer. It's time to finally come clean and explain exactly what happened, and the steps that I'm taking to address the problem.
    
    First of all, let me say that I am sorry. I know I fucked up, and I can't take back what I've done. I'm a human, and sometimes I make mistakes. That's not an excuse, but it is the truth. My heart goes out to the people that may or may not have been harmed by my actions. A number of people - I won't name names - have spoken out against what I've done, and they're right to do so. I deeply regret my actions, and while I don't expect them to forgive me, I do hope that the actions I've taken since to prevent this from happening again will help ease their suffering. I was in the wrong here, and they have every right to be angry at me. Are all of their accusations true? Who's to say. Many of the things they have allegedly claimed I have done may have been true, and many of them might not have been. It's important to consider the context that these words or actions might have taken place in, and withhold judgement until all the facts about this situation have become more clear. A lot of misinformation has been spreading about the things I did, and no one, not even me, can be entirely sure what exactly took place. 
    
    That being said, I deeply regret what happened, and take full responsibility for the consequences of whatever it was that I did. I had an opportunity to try and make things better, and it's clear that the choices I made were wrong, and only made things worse. I know that these words won't make everything right. Nothing I can do now will make this easier for the people who were affected by my actions, and I don't expect it to. All I can do now is be as honest as possible and make sure everyone understands why I did what I did. This whole experience has been extremely humbling, and has shown me how important it is to consider to consequences of carelessness for someone in my position. I have dedicated myself to ensuring that the things I have done will never happen again, in all likelyhood.
    
    Above all else, I want everyone to know that my heart goes out to those who were involved in this, and that I am taking total responsibility for what I have done. I hope you will consider all the facts I have laid out here, and come to your own conclusions about this whole situation.
    
    
    Finally, if anyone else feels the need to publicly apologize, or respond to accusations against them, I'd like to offer this thread as a space to do so. The public deserves to understand these situations from all sides, and I hope we can open a dialogue to make sure that these kinds of incidents don't happen again.

    Relationship apology

    My bad. It will not happen again. I am deeply sorry and am really apologizing for what I've done. I truly am sorry. From the bottom of my heart. The fact that I've done this is just... I'm so sorry. I will not allow anything like this to happen ever again. I feel very bad about myself now. I promise this will absolutely never happen again in the future. You're upset. I'm upset. Indeed, it truly was my own fault for causing this to happen in the first place. My own actions have led me to this. I hope my apology was sincere enough. My bad.
    I am writing to express my sincere apologies for my actions. I know that I have hurt you, and for that I am truly sorry. I take full responsibility for my behavior and understand that I made a mistake.
    
    Please know that I am committed to making things right and to ensuring that this does not happen again in the future. I will do whatever it takes to make things right and to earn back your trust.
    
    Once again, please accept my sincerest apologies for my actions. I hope that you can forgive me and give me the chance to make things right.
    I must give you my greatest apology. I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter. I didn't mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that's it's gone this far, I can only do one thing; apologize. So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology. I hope you could forgive me one day.

    Logan Paul x Discord apology

    I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. So what we did in the discord server was simply unplanned and the reactions you saw on text were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never said those things. I should have put the keyboard down, and stopped typing what i was thinking through. there were a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the discord server, I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the things i said, I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by us. But, most importantly, I want to apologize to the victims. and my friends who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my words is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.

    Public apology

    Public apology to <person> issued by <you>
    
    I want to express my deepest apologies to <person> for the doubts that I unjustly harbored. In hindsight, I see that my skepticism was baseless, and I deeply regret any distress or disappointment it may have caused you. Your character and integrity are evident, and I failed to recognize and appreciate them as I should have.
    
    I understand that doubt can erode trust, and for that, I am truly sorry. It was not a reflection of your actions but rather a shortcoming on my part. I want you to know that I am committed to rectifying this situation and rebuilding the trust that may have been strained.
    
    I acknowledge the hurt my doubts may have inflicted, and I genuinely hope you can find it within yourself to forgive me. Moving forward, I am dedicated to being more open-minded, understanding, and supportive, ensuring that our relationship can thrive without the shadows of doubt.
    
    Once again, I am sorry for any pain I caused, and I am eager to learn from this experience and demonstrate through my actions that you can trust me moving forward.

    How to touch a woman’s boobs

      So the line I came up with is "I don't mean to be rude and I certainly don't want to be creepy, but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around the breast area) are amazing." Then after she blushes and says thanks follow up with "I don't mean to be out of line, but would it be ok if I could have a feel?"
      
      So what do you think? What do I need to tweak to make it work?

      Roasting Trash music

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        This is fire🔥🔥, Extinguish it 💯
        
        Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎
        
        Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷
        
        Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤
        
        I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉
        
        Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤
        
        Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀
        
        Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤
        
        I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏
        
        Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵
        
        Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧
        
        Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥
        
        Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵
        
        Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️
        
        Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎
        
        Your music is like a treasure, buried so deep no one will ever find it 🔥💎
        
        Your music is like a fine wine, it needs time to age. Maybe a few centuries.🔥🍷
        
        Music so bad, it could cure insomnia 🔥💤
        
        I listened to your music and I'm pretty sure my ears are bleeding 🔥👂💉
        
        Your music is like a bad dream that won't end 🔥💭💤
        
        Your music makes elevator music sound like a symphony 🔥🎶💀
        
        Your music is like a nightmare on repeat 🔥🔥💤
        
        I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than your music 💯🙏
        
        Keep this shit up and you'll be the only one listening to it on Mars 🔥👽🎵
        
        Your music is like a silent disco, nobody's dancing to it but you. 🔥🎧
        
        Your music is like a broken record, it keeps repeating the same mistakes 🙏🔥
        
        Your music is like a phone on silent, nobody cares when it rings 🔥📵
        
        Your music is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time 🔥🖋️
        
        Listening to your music is like going on a treasure hunt.....except I never find anything valuable 💯🔥💎
        
        Your music is like a bad relationship, I wish I could say it's over but it keeps coming back to haunt me 🔥💔🎶

        You don’t know me.

          You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?
          
          It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.
          
          I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.
          
          Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.
          
          Expect company, fuckboy.

          Hello, fellow Black People

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            I studied the blade

              While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade.
              When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
              When you were partying
              
              I studied The Blade
              
              When you were having premarital sex
              
              I mastered The Blockchain
              
              While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity
              
              I cultivated Inner Strength
              
              And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?