It's an off-season question, but I'm serious. Lets say that it's the finals game 7 in crunch time. If LeBron starts kissing Kyrie, not a single defender will be watching the ball, leaving JR open for an easy 3. Would LeBron and Kyrie be called for a techical, or would the points count? The rules say technical fouls relate to unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?
I always laugh at posts like this. The GameCube™ has a HANDLE! You somehow ignored that, completely missing the easy transport factor that would come with using a GameCube™. The genius of the Nintendo® GameCube™ is shown through the handle and can only be appreciated when utilizing it. It's so miraculously designed that many people can't even feel the weight of the GameCube™ once they pick it up. The design staff worked hard on the handle, maybe even more than on the rest of the parts of GameCube™ combined, but people like you fail to realize the beauty crafted by the ascended beings that are the Nintendo® dev team. Some fools have even gone so far as to say that the Switch™ was the first real 'portable' console from Nintendo®. Are they blind? The GameCube™ may not have sold as many units as the Wii™, but that was solely due to the strict quality assurance that Nintendo® has about their products. And do you know what the main issue was that caused most of the units not to be shipped from the factory to the public? The handle. Every handle had to be perfect and custom crafted. Barely one out of ten handles could live up to this lofty standard.
Nintendo® wanted us to use the handle. To bring our GameCubes™ to the park with us for picnics, or to go to the beach with. Yet I ask people about this, and most of them haven't even built a sandcastle with their GameCube™. Instead they leave it locked in some small cupboard in the dark. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. GameCubes™ have helped us all through difficult times and we have repaid them poorly. Most people don't even take their GameCube™ for a walk once a week, let alone the daily walk that a GameCube™ should have. The handle is there for a reason guys. Use it. Your GameCube™ doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and I know you'll both be happier once you start embracing the power of the handle.
You heard me, why only a specific group of people with a specific type of skin color should be allowed to say a word? And when anyone else says it, its racist towards that skin color group? I mean, imagine someone just being white, and wanting to say the word, why couldn't he? He didn't choose to be white, he was born white, thus anyone should be able to say the N word.
Nigga is not even such bad of a word, plus people make the definition of a word, if people uses it for other context then that words description becomes that context, it was related to slavery in the past and now its basically a synonym for "bro" or "my guy"
I will say nigga till the end of time, nothing can stop me, not even death, because this is obvious double standards 😡😡😡😡
You fucking little bitch. Ping me one more time and I will unleash horrors beyond your comprehension. I will make sure you never Sleep again. I won't just kill you, no, no, no, I will give you a fate worse than death. First, I will break into your house cut off your balls. Next, I will Tie you into an electric chair and make you listen to Baby Shark on loop for 10 hours strait. And After that, I will repeat for the next day, and the next, and the next until you can barely open your eyes. and what will happen after that? Will I kill you? No, Instead of killing you, I will remove what is left of your penis and shove it into your mouth. I will make you choack on it. Then I will (Again) make you listen to Baby Shark on loop for 10 hours strait. And After that, I will repeat for the next day, and the next, and the next until you can barely open your eyes. Then I will gouge your fucking eyes out, I will gouge out the left one, wait until you stop screaming and crying for help, then I will cut off the right one. if you are dead, I will make it look like you hanged yourself because your parents didn't love you enough. I will draw the blood red diamond In YOUR blood. This will cause a chain reaction and will definingly make Everyone (including me) happy, the world will be a utopia, a better place even. If you ARE alive, Then I will SLOWLY Turn the Electric chair voltage, and then I will make you overdose on painkillers so I won't hurt, YET. Then I will activate the electric chair and It WILL give YOU a slow and painful fucking death. This means your dead, which circles back to option 1 I mentioned earlier: I will make it look like you hanged yourself because your parents didn't love you enough. I will draw the blood red diamond In YOUR blood. This will cause a chain reaction and will definingly make Everyone (including me) happy, the world will be a utopia, a better place even. I have 37 more characters left so:
In conclusion Kill yourself or I will do it for you
Hi betiful
U thare ?
Send meow pic if ur thare
Vagne pic?
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U R my pussy cat doll...
Please send bobby for 34000 rupees maam.
Bloody slutwhore father fuck SEND NAKDE PIC NOW I ASK MANY TIME?????
Please send it. dying frm cancer,,,1 last wish to see ur bob then I take off life support....so can die in peace...
ok I dead
Okay so hear me out. If you are a man blessed with a millimeter defeater you have ultimate powr. Everyone says "no mircropenis bad" and "female get no plesur." One would think these things mean you have less success as the alpha male you are but this is the complete opposite truth. With the amazing micropenis, you can imparaganate all the females your heart so desires.
How to imparaganate: You have yor micropenis, but you wanna knoe how to use it right. Imagine this- you are at the club and see all the amazing maidens surrounding you. You just know you haev to imparaganate at least one of them. Quietly, you unzip yor pants and reveal your mini marvel. You walk around and find the most fertile female at the party. You accidentally bump her from behind. She thinks that this is just mistaek since there are so many peeple. Little does she know however that you have rammed your tiny injector all 2.346 millimeters insid her. Instantly from all the amaezing plesur that you feel you bust a massive load. But she feels nothing cause yor weenor is so smol. After this 0.00000000001 second exchange you pull out and apalogize for your silly silly mistakey bump. She dusts off and walks away. As you also step back from the scene you smile because you know that you just gave this female the fruit of your loom. She shall be the wonderful bearer of your child.
With this amazing knowlidge, you know run around imperaganating all the females of the world while they have not a clue. Your micropenis has singlehandedly carried on your bloodline for thousands of millennia.
The takeaway: Micropenis = stealthmode = fertilization = carry on the legacy of the great father of the new generations
