A fan of h3h3Productions apologizes for posting his a picture of him with Ethan and Hila (owner of h3h3). He was getting bullied on Twitter by people accusing Ethan and Hila of being Zionist despite them publicly speaking against the Israeli gov.
I am aware that being around Ethan and Hila at the moment is very questionable. I wanted to meet them despite peoples valid criticisms of them. I am aware this is a bad look, and posting a photo with them upset many people. Not the best decision on my part.
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I am aware that being around <X> at the moment is very questionable. I wanted to meet them despite peoples valid criticisms of them. I am aware this is a bad look, and posting a photo with them upset many people. Not the best decision on my part.
AKA the Xiangling copypasta which started from Zy0x livestream by chatters while he was farming the Emblem domain. Its the biggest Genshin and gacha copypasta due to its popularity and has been adapted by other games.
Xiangling was meme-d hard as she’s one of the strongest characters while being only a 4-star rarity character. Newer characters are often compared to her power level. The meme is also known as OPPA by Zy0x fans.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play diluc. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play yoimiya. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Hu tao. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Klee. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play raiden, childe. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull engulfing lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with homa."
I can't pull for homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world
Xiangling x Honkai Star Rail
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of xiangling. I try to play Blade. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Seele. My xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Jingliu. My xiangling deals more damage. I want to play Himeko. Her best team has xiangling. I want to play Herta, Argenti. They both want xiangling.
She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her seriousness of breakfast. She isn't satisfied. I pull night on the milky way. "I don't need this much atk" She tells me. "Give me more speed." She grabs Asta and forces her to throw herself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with before dawn."
I can't pull for before dawn, I don't have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs gouba. She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in his eyes. Nothing but pure, constant aoe fire follow up attacks. What a cruel world.
Xiangling Brainrot copypasta
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Emblem of Severed Fate. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Vaporize. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I try to talk about Overload. Someone pulls out the Xiangling copypasta. I don't even try to talk about Mono-Pyro. I want to talk about The Catch. Someone will pull out the Xiangling copypasta. I want to talk about Pyronado, Guoba - someone will pull out the Xiangling coypasta. It grabs me by the throat. Someone says something about Xiangling. "Guess this is the end." It grabs my keyboard. It posts: *I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Xiangling. I try to play Diluc. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Yoimiya. My Xiangling deals more damage. I try to play Cyno. My Xiangling deals more damage. I don't even try to play Dehya. I want to play Klee. Her best team has Xiangling. I want to play Raiden, Childe - they both want Xiangling. She grabs me by the throat. I fish for her. I cook for her. I give her the Catch. She isn't satisfied. I pull Engulfing Lightning. "I don't need this much er" She tells me. "Give me more field time." She grabs Bennett and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to funnel me more. I can deal more damage with Homa." I can't pull for Homa, I don't have enough primogems. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Gouba She says "Gouba, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, no icd pyro application. What a cruel world.* There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, rambling about Xiangling. What a cruel world.
i try to play abyss. BOOM. xiangling. i get out of my chair to go to the fridge. BOOM. xiangling. i go play star rail. BOOM. xiangling.
Displaying her mastery over both fire and polearms, Xiangling sends a Pyronado whirling around her. The Pyronado will move with your character for the ability's duration, dealing Pyro DMG to all opponents in its path.
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Every way, all ways. Doggy style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, spooning, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 69, standing, lotus, bridge, 360 degrees, in the rain, in the snow, in the blazing heat of a thousand suns. No condoms, skin on skin. On the living room floor, the bedroom ceiling, the kitchen counter, the closet, the fridge, the front porch, the neighbor’s lawn, the public library, the moon. On the couch, in the car, in the street, in a moving train, on a rollercoaster, on the office desk, in the elevator, on the Ferris wheel, in a bouncy castle, on a pirate ship, under the bed, in the attic, on a tightrope, while skydiving, in the middle of a flash mob. I want her bouncing on it until she’s pregnant with my triplets, quadruplets, and quintuplets all at once. Until our future kids are sending us postcards from space and narrating our wild adventures on TikTok. Because why stop at Earth when you can aim for the stars and beyond? Let’s make headlines and history books, baby!
AKA the Klay Thompson copypasta, its used to describe athletes who are no longer top of their game hence the term “washed”.
My mother asked me if I did the dishes. I replied “X”. She smiled, as she knew they were washed.
My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "X!"
She hugged me. She knew they were washed.
My mom asked me if I did the dishes
I yelled “X”
She smiled 😊 She knew they were washed 🧼
Reverse Klay Thompson copypasta
My dad asked me to wash his car an hour ago.
When I returned, he asked me whether it was done or not.
I said Player_Name.
He beat me up because he knew that it wasn't washed
Originated from the AR15.com forum where a random person replied to a thread with a story of marrying a Palau princess.
LMFAO....nailed it
But in my case married the Princess of Ngaraard, Palau....Ulimang Clan....bitch tried poisoning me off when I found out the 13yr old daughter wasnt mine.....
Crazy slut was just trying to protect her political status in her country.
Palau Supreme Court Case CA15-009....I got the entire Palau Council of Chief’s to strip that bitches Queen status....case pending.
Both the mother in law...former Queen and her Brother the Clan Chief...dropped fukn dead....kinda sent US Federal Agents after them....try poisoning me off you fuckers
Her Uncle was Elias Camsek Chin....Palau Senate President....killed his fuckin career....when Colonel Whelan of the 36th Mission Support Group on Guam killed himself when his wife wanted a divorce after she found out he was fuckin my wife.....
Crazy fukn brown skinned people
From a deranged comment on r/Warthunder complaining about missile spam meta for the game.
... yeah no thanks, one look at that frame will turn any straight man gay and any gay man ace. Top tier gameplay will continue to deflate my weiner sufficiently enough that I can substitute it for wearing a cage, or as an alternative to Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day.
Miss me with your dogshite Gaijin, bring back WW2-cold war-focused updates if you want to play it safe & make us happy, give us some WWI-interwar action if you want to try something new & special (don't half-ass it), give us a much needed complete engine overhaul, finally fucking decompress BR's significantly and get some real balancing going! Just give us something- anything unique or innovative! Or you can get the fuck out. Because right now, you're trying to expand towards modern with game balancing and an engine that doesn't support it.
you're losing me as a loyal paying player with nearly 4000 hours. This shit isn't fun and I've already started playing other games over your drivel ass updates. Regain some god damn creative vision, make some outside swings, stop circling the toilet bowl you've placed yourself in.
I know you're doing financially well, but you're burning good will with your community and have been for years. It eventually catches up, and I think a lot of us are waiting and praying for some one to try it but better; to take a shot at the king.
I can't complain about 4k hours, truly I can't! And you've already gotten your fair share of cash from me, which is fine. But your existence as a live service game tells me that you want me to keep paying and playing. Not gonna happen if you keep this shit up.
So far I'm thinking you're more on the ball with Enlisted these days than you've been on War Thunder for at least two years now.
