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Art Hoes

    I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour ropes onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

    I’m currently crying so hard right now.

      I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor.  The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair.  It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor.  The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor.  The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

      Often seen with “I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan” pasta

      I am literally crying copypasta

      I am literally crying. Tears are streaming down my tiny face, making my face, clothes, and feet wet. So much noise, too. I had no idea I could make this much noise from crying. I literally can’t even. I’ve never not been able to even this hard before. I’m literally can’t evening so hard that my tears are thicker than Santa Claus’ belly fat. All these tears coming from me literally crying and can’t evening are inhaled by my mouth, causing me to drown. I am literally dying. I am literally on the verge of death right at this instant. This is insane. I’ve never felt this way before. I’m not just crying; I’m not just dying—I am literally crying, and I’m literally dying. Blood. I see blood. Blood is pouring down from my very eyes. I literally see blood. I’m laughing so hard right now. I literally can’t even stop laughing—it’s insane. Please save me, Lord. Please save me from this madness. I am crying, and I am in need of assistance. I’ve been literally dying for about 45 minutes now. Is there no end to this? I just want to meet my maker. I want to see the light, and I wish to see the darkness, both at the same time. Save me, Christ, as I am literally dying at this instant. Oh, as I live and breathe, I can barely speak at this point. In fact, I cannot speak at all. I am literally mute. I’m deaf, too, as my tears and blood have inserted themselves into my ears, blocking my hearing. I’m literally crying out of my nostrils. Oh wait, that’s just my body juice. Oh, how I’ve missed this.

      Touch Grass response

        Touch Grass response copypasta

        What is “grass”

        Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grass is usually pigmented with the colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants.
        
        The grasses include the "grass", of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
        
        The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
        
        Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut.
        
        Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion). Graminoids include some of the most versatile plant life-forms. They became widespread toward the end of the Cretaceous. Fossilized dinosaur dung (coprolites) have been found containing grass phytoliths (silica stones inside grass leaves). Grasses have adapted to conditions in lush rain forests, dry deserts, cold mountains and even intertidal habitats, and are now the most widespread plant type. Grass is a valuable source of food and energy for many animals.Lawn grass is often planted on sports fields and in the area around a building. Sometimes chemicals and water is used to help lawns to grow.
        
        People have used grasses for a long time. People eat parts of grasses. Corn, wheat, barley, oats, rice and millet are cereals, common grains whose seeds are used for food and to make alcohol such as beer.
        
        Sugar comes from sugar cane, which is also a plant in the grass family. People have grown grasses as food for farm animals for about 4,000 years. People use bamboo to build houses, fences, furniture and other things. Grass plants can also be used as fuel, to cover roofs, and to weave baskets. n English, the word "grass" appears in several phrases. For example: "The grass is always greener on the other side" means "people are never happy with what they have and want something else." "Don't let the grass grow under your feet" means "Do something". "A snake in the grass" is about a person that will not be honest and will trick others.
        
        Grass is sometimes used as a slang term for cannabis (also called pot, weed, or marijuana) The Grass type (Japanese: くさタイプ Grass type) is one of the eighteen types. Prior to changes in Generation IV, all damaging Grass-type moves were special, but they may now also be physical depending on the attack. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed. Grass-type Pokémon are immune to Leech Seed Starting in Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are immune to powder and spore moves and Effect Spore.Grass types are tied with Rock in having the most weaknesses out of all types with five. Since Generation I, a particular asset of Grass types is being the only type that is immune to Leech Seed. As of Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to powder and spore moves, such as Sleep Powder and Stun Spore. Additionally, Grass Pokémon are the only ones affected by Rototiller and Flower Shield. Those moves raise both attack stats or the physical Defense stat, respectively, when used. Forest's Curse adds the Grass type to the target's types. Grass-type attacks are resisted by seven types, so they're tied with Bug as the most resisted type. Those resistant types are best covered by Rock and Ground. As of Generation VI, Dark and Ghost have neutral matchups against every type that resists Grass. When Grassy Terrain is in the effect, the power of Grass-type moves is increased by 30% (50% prior to Generation VIII) if the user is on the ground.
        
        Contest properties In contests, Grass-type moves are typically Clever moves, but can also be any of the other four contest conditions. As of Generation VIII, there are 112 Grass-type Pokémon or 12.27% of all Pokémon (counting those that are Grass-type in at least one of their forms), making it the third most common type after Normal and before Flying.
        
        A Pokémon with Protean or Libero will become a Grass-type Pokémon if it uses a Grass-type move. A Pokémon with Color Change, Imposter, Mimicry, RKS System, or Multitype will become a Grass-type Pokémon if (respectively) it is hit with a Grass-type move, is sent out against a Grass-type opponent, if the terrain is grassy, if it is holding a Grass Memory, or if it is holding a Meadow Plate or Grassium Z. Since Generation VI, Grass-type Pokémon are also immune to Effect Spore; Only Grass-type Pokémon can have these Abilities. This does not include signature Abilities.Due to the decreased amount of types in the TCG, Grass generally adopts all Bug-type Pokémon under its typing. It also adopted Poison-type Pokémon prior to the Diamond & Pearl set, after which they were moved to Psychic. Similar to the games, Grass-type Pokémon in the TCG are generally weak to Fire and resist Water.
        
        Grass-type Pokémon are strong against Fighting and Water Pokémon, whilst Metal Pokémon resisted it until the EX Power Keepers expansion set. Generation V introduced the most Grass-type Pokémon of any generation, with 21 (including Rotom's Mow form), and Generation VI introduced the fewest Grass-type Pokémon, with nine. Generation I introduced the most Grass-type moves of any generation, with 10, and Generation II introduced the fewest Grass-type moves, with three.
        
        The Grass type and/or Pokémon of the type have been referred to using the term "plant" instead on some occasions: In the English Generation I games, the Gym guide in Cerulean Gym refers to Pokémon of the Grass type as "plant Pokémon". In the English versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen, he instead mentions "Grass-type Pokémon". In the Japanese versions of the Generation I games and FireRed and LeafGreen, he mentions the Grass type itself, calling it the "Plant type" (Japanese: しょくぶつタイプ). Another reference to "plant Pokémon" (Japanese: しょくぶつポケモン) is made by Professor Oak in the Japanese Pokémon Red, Green, and Blue, and international Pokémon Red and Blue, classifying Bulbasaur as such when the player is about to choose it as their starter. This is also the case in the Japanese versions of Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen; in contrast, he calls it the "grass Pokémon" in the English versions. This same reference is also used in the first episode of Pokémon Origins.
        
        In multiple languages, such as French and German, the Grass type is translated as the Plant type. The Turkish dub of the anime occasionally refers to "Grass type" as "Plant type". The Grass type has the most Pokémon that evolve by Evolution stones, with a total of 11. It is also the type that can utilize the most stones, having at least one Pokémon that can evolve via the Leaf Stone, Sun Stone, Water Stone, and Shiny Stone.The Grass type is the only type to have more than one HP-draining move, having five of them. Grass-type attacks deal doubly super-effective damage to the most Pokémon of all types. Grass-type attacks are super effective against the three types that Fire types are weak to. Fire is the only type that hasn't been paired with Grass. In Tree's a Crowd, Brock states that Grass-type Pokémon resist Electric-type moves due to being able to diffuse the electricity into trees and the ground. He also explains that if Grass types are in the air, they cannot diffuse the electricity from Electric attacks, thereby dealing normally effective damage.
        
        Now that you have read this much about grass, maybe you should go and touch some...

        Grass Wikipedia

        Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color/colour ‘green’. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
        
        The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These three families are not closely related but all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style.
        
        The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.
        
        Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow very tall, such as Bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.
        
        Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion). 

        How to touch “grass” (according to ChatGPT)

        1. Locate an area of grass. The first step in touching grass is to find a place where grass is present. This can be a lawn in your backyard, a park, a sports field, or any other location where grass is growing. Make sure you have access to the area and that it is safe for you to be there.
        
        2. Stand or kneel in a comfortable position. Once you have found an area of grass, stand or kneel in a comfortable position. If you are standing, make sure you have good balance and are able to maintain your balance while reaching out to touch the grass. If you are kneeling, place a cushion or towel under your knees for added comfort.
        
        3. Extend your arm(s) in front of you, with your hand(s) open and fingers extended. This allows you to easily reach the grass and feel the texture and sensation of the blades.
        
        4. Slowly lower your hand(s) towards the grass. Take your time and move slowly to ensure that you don't accidentally step on or damage any of the grass.
        
        5. Allow your fingers to come into contact with the blades of grass. You may feel the softness and/or dampness of the grass depending on the environment. You may also feel the different temperatures of the grass if you are in a place with a different climate.
        
        6. Gently move your fingers through the blades of grass, feeling the texture and sensation of the grass. Take note of the different feelings and textures you experience.
        
        7. Repeat step 6 as desired, moving your fingers through different sections of the grass to experience the variety of textures and sensations.
        
        8. When you have finished touching the grass, stand or rise back to your original position. Take a moment to appreciate the experience and the sensation of the grass on your fingers.
        
        Note: If you are allergic or have any medical condition that may affect you to touch the grass, it is recommended to consult with your physician before attempting this activity. Also, be aware of any rules or regulations regarding touching or being in the area of grass you have chosen.

        PUTA QUE PARIU COMO EU ODEIO O PEIXE LUA

          PUTA QUE O PARIU COMO EU ODEIO O PEIXE LUA E SE VOCÊ DISCORDA, VOCÊ É GADO, OU MELHOR DIZENDO, VOCÊ É PEIXE LUA. pra quem não sabe o peixe lua é o maior peixe ósseo do planeta, essa aberração chega a pesar até quase 2 toneladas e possivelmente é o animal MAIS INÚTIL da face da terra, cada quilo e cada centímetro ocupado por essa porra é um literalmente um desperdício de espaço."ain, mas por que você odeia o peixe-lua?" essa porra é tão inútil, que até hoje os cientistas debatem como caralhos ele se move, pra vocês terem uma ideia, ele não tem barbatana traseira nessa porra. MAS CALMA, isso não é tudo, essa porra não tem bexiga natatória, o órgão que a maioria dos peixes tem pra controlar a profundidade em que estão nadando e que impede que os peixes afundem no oceano como um saco de bosta quando ficam parados. OU SEJA, esse pedaço de lixo flutuante não pode parar com o seu tour de idiotice pelo mundo ou ele vai afundar, EXCETO quando eles ficam travados na porra da superfície do oceano como um cleyton que usou lança perfume em excesso, daí nesse caso aves pousam nessa porra pra comer os parasitas que essa porra carrega. "nossa mas pelo tamanho eles devem ser ótimos predadores" não, a coisa mais perigosa desse prato da APAE é sua estupidez, eles já causaram a morte de uma pessoa porque subiu no barco e esmagou um pobre coitado. basicamente eles se alimentam de água viva, afinal a única coisa que poderia ser devorado por eles é algo sem cérebro e que tem a possibilidade de flutuar pra dentro da boca deles. essa maldita prancha de surfe com retardo, não consegue ao menos fechar a boca porque os dentes dele são "grudados", então ele "nada" por ai com a boca aberta parecendo um disco voador que teve um derrame. RARAMENTE alguém come essa porcaria de peixe, mas muito raramente, normalmente outros animais atacam ele por diversão, tem até registro de focas usando a barbatana desse autista como "frisbee". "ok, você provou que a existência do peixe lua é uma evidência que deus abandonou a gente, mas como caralhos esse disco de retardo não foi extinto?" PORQUE ESSA PORRA É TÃO INÚTIL E IMBECIL QUE NÃO FAZ IDEIA DE QUE NÃO DEVERIA EXISTIR, ESSA PORRA É TÃO IDIOTA QUE NÃO PERCEBE QUE É LITERALMENTE O PIOR NA SUA FUNÇÃO COMO PEIXE E POSSIVELMENTE O PIOR NA FUNÇÃO COMO AGLOMERADO DE CÉLULAS ENTÃO O QUE ELE FAZ PRA "SOBREVIVER" ? (se é que da pra chamar isso de vida) ELE BOTA OVOS, MUITOS OVOS, APROXIMADAMENTE 300 MILHÕES DE UMA VEZ, BASICAMENTE ELE SOBREVIVE PORQUE SERIA ESTATISTICAMENTE IMPOSSÍVEL NÃO TER 1 SOBREVIVENTE ENTRE 300 MILHÕES DE OVOS. basicamente isso conclui porque eu odeio o peixe lua, se um dia eu ver um, eu vou joga pedras nessa porra. 

          The English version “Why I hate the Sunfish

          CARALHO VAI TOMAR NO CU RALUCA

            PUTA QUE PARIU CARA, TODA VEZ ESSA CARALHA TA NA PORRA DO MEU YOUTUBE, AI RALUCA ISSO, AI RALUCA AQUILO, AI RALUCA DEU O CU, AI RALUCA FEZ A- CALA A BOCA PORRAAAAAA ME DEIXA VER O YOUTUBE EM PAZ, SEU FILHO DA PUTA, SAII, SAAAAAAAAAIII CARALHO ESSA É A PESSOA MAIS INSIGNIFICANTE QUE JÁ VI NA VIDA, PORQUE CARALHOS EU VO QUERER VER UM VIDEO DESTA PRAAAGGAAAA
            
            VAI TOMAR NO CU RALUCA

            English version

            FUCK THAT DUDE, EVERY TIME THIS FUCK IS ON MY FUCKING YOUTUBE, THERE RALUCA THAT, THERE RALUCA THAT, THERE RALUCA GAVE THE CU, THERE RALUCA DID IT A- SHUT THE FUCK FUCK UP LET ME WATCH YOUTUBE IN PEACE, YOU SON OF A SON PUTA, SAII, SAAAAAAAAAIII FUCKING THIS IS THE MOST INSIGNIFICANT PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE, BECAUSE FUCKING I WOULD WANT TO SEE A VIDEO OF THIS PRAAAGGAAAA
            
            GO TAKE IT IN THE CU RALUCA

            A verdade sobre o r/brasil

              Vai tomar no cu, lá só tem postzinho de babaca. Todos os meus posts naquela merda são excluídos por eu não me encaixar no padrãozinho bonitinho desses bocós.
              
              Os maiores posts daquela porra são exatamente assim:
              
              “Qual é a sua comida favorita? A minha é empadinha rechonchuda de queijinho.”
              
              Ou é alguma palhaçada desse tipo, ou algum post de meme pra quem tem humor de facebook de 2010.
              
              Não dá pra ser autêntico naquela porra, não dá pra falar um palavrão, não dá pra contrariar a massa. Pra ter paz naquela porra, vc tem que se encaixar no padrãozinho bobo de adolescentes sem cérebro.
              
              “Ah, mas Striking Hall, você com certeza deve ser bolsonarista pra estar reclamando…” NÃO SOU, seu bocózinho de merda! Odeio o bolsonaro e odeio você, bobalhão que faz postzinhos bonitinhos pra ganhar karminha dos babaquinhas que ficam felizinhos com sua palhaçada.
              
              Vai tomar no cu!

              English version

              The truth about r/brasil
              
              Take it up your ass, there's only a little post for assholes. All my posts on that shit get deleted because I don't fit into these assholes' cute little pattern.
              
              The biggest posts in that shit look exactly like this:
              
              "What's your favourite food? Mine is a plump cheese patty.”
              
              Or is it some joke like that, or some meme post for those who have facebook humor from 2010.
              
              You can't be authentic in that shit, you can't say a bad word, you can't go against the crowd. To have peace in that shit, you have to fit the silly little pattern of brainless teenagers.
              
              “Ah, but Striking Hall, you must be a Bolsonarist to be complaining…” I AM NOT, you little piece of shit! I hate bolsonaro and I hate you, silly guy who makes cute little posts to earn karminha from the assholes who are happy with his antics.
              
              Go fuck yourself!