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Copypasta of absurd and over the top replies in any discussion that became a meme of their own. Such as Navy Seals and UwU what’s this copyapsta.


Navy Seals Chess copypasta

    Navy Seals copypasta but chess
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the chess.com university prodigy program, and I’ve been involved in numerous minority attacks on the queenside, and I have over 300 confirmed brilliancies. I am trained in karpovian positional play and I’m the top tactician in the entire Russian Olympic Team. Your pawns are nothing to me but just another target. I will exploit your weak color complexes with precision the likes of which has never been seen since Capablanca, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of IMs and GMs and your ICC handle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rating. You’re as good as 1100, kid. I can attack anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a king and one bishop. Not only am I extensively trained in Chess960, but I have access to the entire opening book of the Botvinnik School and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rating off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your rating is fucking dead, patzer.

    The original Navy Seals copypasta


    I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture

      Average steam comments on girl profile pic
      hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx 

      Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 big Macs…

        Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 big Macs, but take it from this old McDonald's rat, I've spent my entire adult life eating at McDonnald's, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.
        
        If you only eat big Macs one part of your body (and that's all a single burger type like Big Mac is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for injuries down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.
        
        Big Macs basically only train the gut muscles and to some extent, the esophagus. What you really want to do is train your entire digestive system, all the major gut groups (esophagus, stomach, colon, liver, and kidneys) at the same time, over the course of a Big Mac meal. So, you will need to add large Big fries, and Large coke with it. Ask for the "Go Big" program.
        
        I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three big meals! Falling in love with eating big Macs, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.
        
        But do it right, okay?
        
        My advice, find any McDonnald near you, with qualified burger flippers who will design your burger for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for physical fatness. Three to 5 burgers a day, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important it is).
        
        And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being out of shape the first time you walk into McDonnalds. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you and very, very quickly you will progress way beyond that stage anyway.
        
        Now get out there and get fat! :-)

        Genuine question, why do people in here hate city so much?

          New to this sub but genuine question, why do people in here hate city so much? I am a huge city fan from Indiana. I will be honest I didn’t start watching city until after Ted Lasso season 4, so I really don’t know a lot about the rivalries and stuff like that but I assume most people in here are PSG, Barca and Miami fans so it’s probably just banter. This week has been extra toxic for city fans like myself and it seems like people in here are starting to take things a little too far. Just my thoughts but yeah lol. Let’s keep things on the pitch. Best of luck this season to everyone

          Vea zorra copypasta

            Vea zorra, yo voy a pasar por a su chosa por usted hijueputa, vamos a ir a hecharnos unos tapis, pero Dios guarde llegué el salonero hijueputa y pongas esa cara cuando diga; "que van a tomar los señores dama y caballero" usted lo que va a decir es; "no papi, pidamos lo que usted quiera" Y vamos a pedir birra, económico, Cerveza! No agarrese en esa picha de que; "Hay papi que risco un whisky papi, porque no pedimos Baileys" Déjate de esas pichas MalParida. Y te comes una boquita y dele gracias a Dios y después de ahí nos vamos a desPicharla toda, ir a reventar la pura pinga malParida, escucho bien hijueputa, Dios guarde escupas la leche porque en la vida vuelvo a recogerte zorra hijueputa, Ya sabe!